Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter
Genres:
Parody Humor
Era:
The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 10/19/2006
Updated: 04/12/2007
Words: 26,043
Chapters: 3
Hits: 992

Les Potterables

Rainhawke

Story Summary:
Poor, good, noble, beneficent Harry Potter. All he did was steal some ham and for that he ended up with nineteen hours of detention. It just isn't fair. How is he going to deal with the injustice of the world? By singing, of course! Yes, it's finally happened -- Harry Potter meets Les Miserables! Hold your noses and step inside.

Chapter 01 - Act I
10/19/2006

When pork is banned from Hogwarts's tables, Harry must take matters into his own hands to prevent starvation. Alas, he is caught! Is nineteen hours of detention a fair price for stealing one lousy little slice of ham?

Words: 8,536
Hits: 517
Chapter 02 - Act II
04/12/2007

Harry Potter is still determined to escape detention. Professor Snape is equally determined to make him serve it. Meanwhile, other students have certain problems with the way things are being run around Hogwarts, and they're determined to change the rules. And absolutely everyone is determined to sing about it all. Perfect madness ensues as Harry Potter collides violently with Les Miserables.

Words: 8,154
Hits: 240

The barricade is up, tempers are fraying, and still no one can seem to stop singing. Is this the end of Hogwarts as we know it, or at least the end of Snape's sanity? Who lives, who dies, and who simply gets brought home with a rather large headache? Read and discover.

Words: 9,353
Hits: 235