Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter
Genres:
Parody Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone
Stats:
Published: 11/03/2003
Updated: 11/04/2003
Words: 3,744
Chapters: 2
Hits: 835

Hairy Pooper and the Kidney Stone

Jonathan P. Arlington

Story Summary:
First chapter of the parody book, Hairy Pooper and the Kidney Stone, based on the first Harry Potter installment.

Chapter 01
11/03/2003

First chapter of the parody book, Hairy Pooper and the Kidney stone: He-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live. Meet Vermont Pugsley, his wife Pentiuma and their son Loudly. Watch Album Doubledare tell Professor McDonalds about how he was too high to help the Poopers - in this hilarious parody of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

Words: 2,170
Hits: 576
Chapter 02
11/04/2003

Everybody knows strange things tend to happen around Hairy Pooper - but no one knows he's been planning it all along. And one great prank at the Zoo makes him feel his life is all worth it, for he doesnt' know that soon he will be entering the seven most horrible years of his life.

Words: 1,574
Hits: 259