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A crazed fanfic author makes fun of ships. Snogging ensues.

This may be the most insane thing you've ever read in your life. Dumbledore has gone missing and it's up to the residents of Hogwarts to find him. Features: Prostitute!Hermione Rhyming!Neville Dumb!Ron Paranoid!Harry Sexy!Draco Missing!Dumbledore

Harry Potter, the humorous hero with ADD, comes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year. He joins Dumbledore in the path to discover the mystery of Voldemort. He buys things from Chicken Vila. He even plays golf!

Sometimes, a normal story just isn't what it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes all you’re looking for is something different. Well this story is That Something. From the creators of 'I'm Having Problems With My Pants' has sprouted this terrifically uncanny tale that will leave you moaning for more and scratching for seeds. Minus the seeds part that is. Strap on your seat belt and get ready to experience sexually pent-up teenage love at its very finest!

What happens when you give wizards and witches a computer game? They freak! Hermione and Percy argue and cuss. (Rated PG-13 for language and adult stuff)

Voldemort is up to his old antics again. Harry learns a number of potentially unpleasant truths about his past. And what is Hermione doing with the Big Book of Nefarious Dark Wizard Plotting Devices, anyway?

Harry's wand is misbehaving and getting him into embarrassing situations. Can he fix it before he gets into too much trouble? Or will he be caught in the act?

Albus Dumbledore has everything under control. Find out how he does it in this little tale.

AU, Post-DH. The war is over and a miraculous revival has occurred, but not everyone is happy about it. Find out what happened, who wants things to be as they were in canon, and why in this twisted parody of a familiar scenario.

After the war Harry traded his life in the UK for life in the US. Now he appears in the news in Britain and the States for his lavish and sometimes outrageous lifestyle. What can his old friends do to get their friend back?

During a bout of temporary insanity (caused by a totally unexpected reaction between pumpkin juice and a cough lolly), Harry inadvertently conjures the Evil.

Witch Weekly reporter Roberta Roberts interviews Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter for a special feature. Short and silly slashfic.

This fic is AU under the guidelines set down in the FictionAlley fanfictional decrees. It has been approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks due to the inclusion of a Mr Riddle, and the Aurors' Office due to an unfortunate potions accident. Extremely cliched.

After Hermione's visit to her American cousin in America, Hermione is... different. Can Ron and Harry save her from her new self before she does something stupid, like Draco Malfoy? *A Draco/Hermione parody and obviously AU*

One-Shot. Lily, James, Sirius and Severus appear on Clive Anderson's version of the comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyways? Warning: this story contains lots of laughing and evil glaring.

Gilderoy Lockhart's classes at Hogwarts based on School of Rock. Lockhart bored everyone with talking about himself, but when he found out that Harry and Draco were potential duelers, he stopped teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, and made the class about dueling instead. Now the class is going to lead Lockhart's new idea for a Dueling Club. But with the way Lockhart teaches, will it be more of a hazard than a help?

Two fics in one!! "Ginny" - Ginny does a parody of the song "Roxie" from the movie "Chicago." ``"When You're Good to Minerva..." - Minerva McGonagall does a parody of the song "When You're Good to Mama" from the movie "Chicago."

Harry has a really, really bad day.

Sittting alone in the Gryffindor common room one night, Hermione Granger recieves a most unusual letter from Professor Severus Snape. A sort of parody fic containing implied slash.

When Hermione gets sick of Draco's cruel jokes, she and Ginny hatch a plan. She agrees to go out with him for ten days, and be the worst girlfriend possible. What this know-it-all doesn't know is that Draco has a bet going himself. He has to make her fall in love with him in ten days. Who will win? Who sucks at writing summaries? I DO!! A parody of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

This is a group of songs edited for HP characters!

Some stories were omitted from the Canon. I'd like to say these are them, but to tell the truth... these are just rants of my odd little imagination. *twilight zone-esque music starts here*

The Hogwarts professors decide to have a party, with alcohol, and Peeves isn't about to be left out of the fun. One-shot, complete, utterly insane.

Love spell goes wrong in Hogwarts. Who will be whose *****?``Set in the sixth year.

Hermione's got a baby -- and a secret. Snape has Paternity Issues. But in this little parody, nothing is what -- or who -- you think.

What happens when two pairs of lovers, a group of crazed and unseasoned actors, and a magical night in the forest with the "fairies" are combined? Why, Shakespeare's

One day while poor Harry was bored, Ron farted and Adam Sandler came out of the fireplace with a MAD magazine. Join Harry while he reads this mag with much difficulty.

"NOBODY expects the Hogwarts Inquisition!"

Sarah has written a fanfiction. It has ``everything: the ever-popular Mary Sue (aka Bethany Parker) and Sarah’s two best friends instead as Bethany’s sworn enemies. Unfortunately for Sarah, though, Bethany doesn't like the life she's created. Bethany wants out, ``and the three friends aren't going to like how she gets it!

Dracos parents die in the grocery store when canned peaches massively attack them, so where does Draco go? None other than the Weasley home. PG-13 for violent stupidness.

Salinas Dumbledore has graduated from school and has returned to her native Newfoundland for a solitary night on the town at the infamous George St. in St. John's. She doesn't expect to find a certain someone in there... but when she does, a karaoke-riddled drink-off ensues! Newfie Music! Drunken Raves! Cursing! Swearing! Screech! Things Newfies Only Do On TV! And best of all, GREAT BIG SEA!

You thought you knew what the prophesy was? Well... you were right. But what if it wasn't that? What if it had a lot more to do with Harry's... hair?

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... everyone knows it. Most of us know it word for word. But one person doesn't and is rewriting it... with disastrous results. Fortunately for us, they have a picky beta-reader. The beta-reader always has their two cents worth to say. Who will go insane first--writer or beta-reader? Will the story be mutilated to be nearly unrecognizable?

Just a song to jlo/nas' 'I'm Gonna Be Alright,' done with Hermione and Snape after Snape goes back to Voldemort and uses Imperius on Hermione.

Everyone is out to get Harry. Thankfully, Harry has the power of love on his side. A parody of the "Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery" fanfic by Semprini.

One morning, while imprisoned in Azkaban, Lucius, Crabbe Sr., and Goyle Sr. awake to discover the prison empty. They escape and meet many adventures as they attempt to make it home to their families (and beloved Master!). A hilarious parody of O Brother Where Art Thou, filtered through J.K. Rowling's universe.

Hey, you asked for it! More awful slash jokes, fandom cliches, and sudden inexplicable OOCness. This time, Seamus is being stalked. Is it the slashers, or someone more sinister, more devious... more squealing?

Join Maria and Susannah at their first year at Hogwarts as they encounter Harry, Dumbledore, and Higgs. If you're looking for an intelligent parody, this is your story. And if you're looking for a dumb parody, this is your story, too.

So what happens when I read a deeply moving eleven-chapter story in which Draco and Harry switch bodies and Hermione is a member of a Harry-Draco love triangle? Well... let's call it Draco Dormiens in Fifteen Minutes.

This parody follows the adventures of Bel, a typical Mary Sue character, as she encounters Gilderoy Lockhart and other characters (not the typical ones, either), goes to Africa, and has all sorts of odd happenings along the way. Purple prose and double entendres are intelligently, if not innovatively used. Need we remind you, this is a parody. If you lack a sense of humor, enter at your own peril.

Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fic, and it's very silly and OOC. I hope it makes you laugh!

The two Harry Potter universes have merged; The Universe of Fanfiction and the Universe of Canon. One can only imagine the chaos that ensues.

American Idol Harry Potter Style! Pointless at first, but will get better. With a hilarious panel of judges, and hilarious songs, not to mention our favorite commentator...

Ever wondered what heroes do when they go too far with trying to rescue people? Well, it turns out...it's an illness called SUPERMAN SYNDROME! And guess what? All our favourite comic book, fictional and television heroes have it! From Buffy to Hellboy to X-Men to Lord of the Rings to Artemis Fowl and even our beloved Harry Potter...come along to the meeting and see them try to sort out their heroism. Rated 'R' for language and random acts of violence.

The Weasley twins manage to destroy Voldemort and his Death Eaters? Who could have predicted it? Inspired by Monty Python.

A particularly...um...random story, in which entails a rather insane infatuation with high-heels from our little hero.

Why Sirius should never have been allowed to read Edgar Allan Poe. Based loosely on "The Fall of the House of Usher."

For Gilderoy Lockhart, there are a few bumps on the road to recovery...

This one-shot is from Snape's point-of-view just before the boggart scene in PoA. It's a tribute to all those obsessive vampire theorists.

These are filks based on the musical "City of``Angels". Here you can hear Hermione's final words``before she makes the Polyjuice Potion, Neville``complain about his lack of talent, Ron fight with``Hermione over the Yule Ball, Tom Marvolo Riddle gloat``over Harry in the Chamber of Secrets and Moaning``Myrtle croon to Harry in the Prefects' Bathroom. Try``it, you'll like it!

A counter-curse botched causes something that really isn't all of anything. Perhaps it's just something that will cause Harry distress! No, it's the Curse of... Proverbs?

You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation...the Muggle way! Join everyone's favorite antagonists on their annual road trip to the beach, because something tells me this year may be the most exciting yet! Expect OOC behavior and plenty of laughs (at least I hope so)! And just let me warn you beforehand- this is my longest, wackiest and most random fic yet. So let the wackiness begin! Muahahahaha.....

The Dream Team and their arch-enemy are brought together to discuss the latest fanfics from the Muggles and quietly debate them. Let the sparks fly.

It's the film version of Harry's FIRST year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or at least, how the film SHOULD have been! Welcome to the Madhouse!

An answer to a challenge. Featuring: Drunk!Draco, a Wandering Trio, Voldemort, a Feline-Frog, and Discworld's Death

There's something strange about Lavender's pet rabbit Binky... (British version)

Harry's gone ghetto, a vicious beast attacks Professor Snape, Voldie's pretty, and Hagrid's untold past is finally told! (For real this time!) Through all of this, Hermione curses the day she was conceived.

Voldemort sets out to get his revenge on Snape in an unique way.

You've seen the movie (or have you?). Well it doesn't matter, because this fic bears little to no resemblance to the fine picture. I present, therefore, for your amusement, your favorite characters from the "Smoke Two Joints" series taking a mad trip through Diagon Alley. Acid; LSD; Lysergic Acid Diethylamide. Psilocin. Psilocybin. Plenty of Tetrahydrocannabinol, for good measure. Read the fic. Laugh it up. Peace out. ````Rated "R" for some profanity and extreme drug use.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away. What? I'm sure that spider/acromantula had every right to be there!

A parody of the first Harry Potter movie.

Features Hermione and Draco, although not together. Read only if you are dying for another parody of Mary Sues, and if you have a fondness for Mike Nelson, or randomness. And references to other parodies that I have enjoyed. I wanted to do a humorous story, after reading so many cheesy MS stories as well as well-written parodies on ffnet. I wanted to tip my hat to other stories’ universes. So many have written such awesome fics that it’s a wonder I ever get anything else done. It’s my way of paying a tribute.

Another addition to the HairyDragon fables. You know how the story goes, but mine has a few twists...

Double Fantasy: the long-awaited sequel to both "The Cruel Fate of the Innocent" and "The Dueling Club Revisited". Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and all the other people that you'd expect in any respectable humorfic come together for Christmas dinner.

Another parody--this one of just about every romance with Remus and/or Sirius ever written. Contains TONS of implied naughtiness, both slash and het, and also some rather opinionated ranting. Read at your own risk!

Sequel to Okay, It Had to be Done! Yes, it's a while, because my ...um pet...dictionary has been sick. Now where was I? Oh yes, another well-written, plotfilled successful parody of Harry Potter fanfiction... couldn't make it so I've given you this instead. Thank you for your time, and get some tape for your sides.

Sequel to "The Shotgun Bride." The further adventures of redneck!Draco and Ginny as they deal with family, friends, marriage and everything else that comes their way.

In the traditional fairytale innuendo... nothing makes much sense...

What goes on when Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Cho and Draco enter the Big Brother game show? Who will be voted out first, and what is this strange fascination with armpits?

In his early twenties at the break of the nineteenth century, Harry goes to bohemian Montmartre on a search for love, a many-splendored thing. There he meets Courtesan Draco, The Duke Severus and Lucius Zidler. No sad endings, only bohemian love. HP/DM. Slash.

Rita Skeeter enjoys writing about Harry. Now that Hermione is letting her write again, she decided to do a huge piece on him.

Ghost!Sirius decides to pay a little nighttime visit to his godson so he can deliver some very crucial information ... or, at least, what he thinks is vital, that is....

Harry finds out Snape is his father. Or is he? Parody of all the Severitus stories out there.

Reactions of the Azkaban staff on the night Sirius Black escaped.

A conglomeration of scenes, quotes and actions from the Harry Potter series scrunched together into short skits to prove for sure that no Harry Potter character should take part in intellectual combat with another. Slight exaggeration and warping of people, places, things, and nouns in general that have to do with HP may ensue.

Pity poor Peter Pettigrew! All he wants is to be liked and admired. But when Lucius Malfoy gives him an offer he can't refuse – what's a boy to do? Sing and dance, obviously. A parody of the new classic musical "The Producers" by Mel Brooks. Featuring a song by Mr Crabbe!

On a completely normal day Harry Potter slips over something. It turns out this "something" is actually Voldemort's weapon of DOOM!``Harry, being the hero, has to make sure Voldie doesn't get his slimy hands on this very important weapon.``This, of course, isn't as easy as it might sound...

It's not so easy, you know, being a Dark Lord and intimidating people and all that. It's all about the act. It's a matter of practice. Assistant Director: Severus "I have to know my motivation" Snape. Beware of complete and utter nonsense.

We ain't no Death Eaters - We're misunderstood. A filk by the Slytherin Class opposite Harry to Gee, Officer Krupke from West Side story.

"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." When Draco makes a wish to a vengeance demon, the world is transformed beyond recognition. Will Draco like his new creation in which Ginny enjoys torturing innocents, Ron uses Unforgivables, and Harry Potter could care less about anything?

Lord Voldemort has reluctantly agreed to write his confession on a roll of parchment. Here is what he has to say to the world...

No one knew why the Snape hated Christmas so much,``Some said facing a werewolf had scarred him a touch,``Some said serving Lord Thingy had made him a prat,``But most said it was due to a vulture-topped hat.

Life is beautiful in the Malfoy Mansion... According to Draco, ``that is. But a new evil force may change that forever! Now Draco is faced with ``a challenge: Defeat the evil Lord Lispbeger, or talk to cute fluffy bunny rabbits.

After Draco Malfoy joins the Death Eaters, Hermione Granger is sent to ensure the induction does not go smoothly. With ingenuity and some muggle humour, Draco's chances for life among the Death Eaters seem as likely as a dead (Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage) parrot, only being "tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk."

Welcome to the OoP filk musical, “At 12 Grimmauld Place," which tells the story of OoP in songs from the classic movie, then musical, “Forty-Second Street.”

Poor Mary Sue! She came to Hogwarts looking for a bit of fun with a mysterious, brooding hero-type...but it looks like her hero's already in love!

Feeling a little confused about the identity of the Half-Blood Prince? Fear not, you aren't alone. Harry discovers that he, Voldemort, Ron, Hermione, and a few surprising guest others are confused about it as well.

“You can’t, can you? And you’re more articulate than I am. It’s just a feeling, Moony. One of those feelings that you can’t explain, but it’s there. Like love, Moony, like love. You can’t describe that either. That’s what the tapestry feels like. But I also got this gnawing feeling from it…like anguish or something.”

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy as superheroes! Join in the guttery fun as they save the world from Lord MoldyShorts. An appearance from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! (Harry/Draco slash, AU, Parody)

When the Dark Lord has trouble recovering from his Obliviator Charms, Draco, Ginny, and their pink-haired offspring are asked to help him relocate to Japan. A squirrel wreaks havoc, a toaster complains loudly, and general madness ensues. Utterly silly D/G.

Sirius Black tries to investigate in some matters. Sequel to "Take Two."

It's what you've all been waiting for: the Harry Potter musical! Here's the script for "Yo Yo Yo, It's the Sorcerer's Stone," in which Hagrid has to pee, Dumby gets naked, and stupidity is just around the corner!

This wacky, rather odd story tells the tale of what might happen if Hogwarts was ever visited by a Wizard of Oz-type tornado. Starring Neville and Luna, this fic features a flying Greenhouse, Boating!CrossDressing!Snape and singing, dancing, candy-waving House Elves. What's not to love?

Reality is suspended.... Harry and Draco are both gay, and they both want each other... can we see where this is going? Slash.

A Blind Round Robin written by Stufler, Larinzia Hope, Ginnysdarkside, AmanitaMuscaria1, Shahrazad, and others. Harry's day starts out bad, and goes out on a random tangent from there...

Take a delightful peak into a peculiar alternate universe where "magic" is synonomous with "occult"! WARNING: The following fic contains irony, Monty Python humor, camp, and maybe a spot of liquified brain matter. Don't worry about that. ^_^ (Satan and the Occult claim no ownership to Harry Potter.)

A heroic saga of forbidden love. The Romeo and Juliet of the modern age. It's Harry/Draco... in verse!

Whatever terrible fears Harry had about parallel universes paled in comparison to what he was about to fall into now!

Finally, there is a solution to all of Hogwarts' relationship problems! That's right, a world-renowned speaker is coming to talk at the school! Now, if only Ron wasn't in love with Hermione who's in love with Harry who's in love with... are they any love lines that *aren't* crossed in this school?

Five years after defeating You-Know-Who in his final year at Hogwarts, Harry suddenly emerges from a long disappearance to meet up with Hermione and Ron in a Muggle bar for the first time since graduation. Their conversation reveals the shocking truth about where Harry has been hiding out, why Dumbledore was really kicked out of Hogwarts, and what, exactly, is a Magic Milkworm. WARNING: May spoil the Harry Potter books for you forever.