Madeline Elster

Against the wishes of more wise and powerful men, formidable rebel Trinity takes a job at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hoping she can aide the Resistance. But in finding a way to drag the famous Harry Potter into yet another war, she inadvertently discovers the link between causality and a casualty in the Matrix. A simple story of how teaching at Hogwarts can ruin any stable relationship.

AU. Harrison Potter lives in the attic of his relatives, the Dursleys, in complete ignorance of his family's connections to organized crime. A chance trip to New York City will change his life forever.

Life is beautiful in the Malfoy Mansion... According to Draco, ``that is. But a new evil force may change that forever! Now Draco is faced with ``a challenge: Defeat the evil Lord Lispbeger, or talk to cute fluffy bunny rabbits.

Harry's a drunkard whose once-popular wizard television series, "The Potter Hour," is being cancelled due to poor ratings. What's a messed-up guy to do?