Weasley Family and Friends

The day again began normally for Ron, Percy, Hermione, and Fred. Their dad had just brought back a computer and a game that he got. It was a muggle machine, but everybody was enjoying it, once Hermione showed them how it worked. Percy was playing the CD his dad had gotten, while Hermione screamed words nobody thought she knew. Everybody loved the game. It was called Age of Empires. Age of Empires was a strategy game where you went through battles that happened in the muggle world a long time ago. Fred got bored with it after he lost about 50 times. Ron still liked it, although he wasn't that good at it.

Ron thought about playing with Hermione and Percy, but Percy was already sitting in his chair, and he had learned a long time ago not to try to play a computer game with Percy and Hermione. So Ron decided to go talk to Fred and they began talking about this thing called Hypnosis that Fred had read about in muggle studies. Then it seemed that the less then quiet Age of Empires game had turned into a screaming match. So Ron tried and Fred sort of tried to calm them down.

"You idiot cheese_pussy! I told you to bring the horsemen in from behind!" screamed Hermione.

"I'm the one playing this game! If you hadn't had been distracting me, I would have won a long time ago!" yelled Percy.

"Ha!" Fred said, "You were croaking back there, before Hermione came."

"You're really not helping Fred," said Ron.

"Oh Ron, let 'em yell. It's entertaining," said Fred.

"Except when you are trying to take A FUCKING NAP!!!!!!!!" screamed Harry walking in.

"Anyway, you're all just mad because I'm the head boy," decided Percy.

"Here we go," said Ron with a sigh, losing all hope of finishing his conversation with Fred. Percy always had to bring that up. Hermione did resent the fact that Percy was the head boy, she thought they should have made an exception and made it her. Fred and Ron didn't care either way.

"Go fuck yourself!" screamed Hermione, to buy more time to think of a really good comeback.

"Stop cussing all the time. Your making me pick it up and you saw how my mom almost blew the roof when I cussed," said Ron.

"That was really funny," said Fred, remembering the smoke.

"Isn't the correct term cursed?" asked Percy.

"Same thing."

"Not really."

"Do you want me to get a dictionary and look up cursed and cussed?"

"Yes! And look up the word cork!" shouted George and Lee running in.

"Fine! I'll go grab a dictionary," said Ron completely exasperated at them.

"Okay, prepare to be wrong. Here the words are: curse: to use profane or obscene remarks. Cuss: um.... No suggestions available," said Ron, annoyed at being proved wrong.

"Hah! I am right! I am always right! I am Percy I am!" yelled Percy doing a dance on a chair.

"That chair spins your going to fall........"Hermione started to say as Percy fell to the floor. "Off"

"That information is so incredibly useful now," said Percy, with his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Some of your sarcasm just fell on my shoe. I am going to go clean it. It's all... disgusting," said Ron.

"Why do you always say all? Are you trying to proof a nonexistent point? I think we, well, I understood that it was disgusting without you giving it too much meaning."

"Stop trying to act so smart! I can play Quidditch better then you!"

"Why the fuck should I care? I can-"

"Fuck your girlfriend really well?"

At that moment you may think that Percy and Ron are going to fight each other but they always had word fights, usually ending in Ron pretending to faint so Percy would stop talking on and on, just like this sentence. And sure enough, a little while later, Ron made a pitiful noise and fell on his bed with his eyes closed.

"Wait! You forgot to look up cork!" shouted George.

"Why don't you look it up?" asked Ron, getting up from his faint.

"Because of the purple sun in a galaxy far, far, away...."

"Don't make fun of Star Wars! That's the best movie that has ever happened to me!"

"Do I have elves living in my cheese? Or dwarves?"

"Stop changing the subject!"

"You can't talk. You have to use Grammatik, spell check, and the thesaurus to write," interrupted Percy.

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" pondered Lee.

"Nothing! I don't care what the price of tea in China is! If I wanted tea, I'd go to England!" yelled Percy, angry at Lee for using too much symbolism.

"Umm... Percy!" said Harry.

"I have no idea about the price of tea, but you are in England."

"Hey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Why the hell not?!" shouted Ron.

"I want to take a nap! If the three of you don't shut up, things are not GOING TO BE PLEASANT AROUND HERE!" screamed Harry.

That shut all of them up. When Hermione didn't get in his nap, things were bad. Harry had just learned some not so pleasant curses. So Harry took his nap, and Percy started to read another book called: "Important Words and How To Use Them" Or maybe he was just pretending to and had slipped a different book inside of it, Lee and George argued about the word cork, and Fred went to eat some stringy noodles (or so he said,) and Ron went to wipe Percy's sarcasm off his shoe. So everybody lived Happily Ever After. Well, they did for a while, at least.