'Ginny' and 'When You're Good to Minerva...'

"Ginny"

Ginny: The name on everybody's lips is gonna be Ginny!

The one re-writin' Tom's diary is gonna be Ginny!

I'm gonna be a celebrity! That means somebody everyone knows!

They gonna recognize my eyes, my hair, my teeth, my wand, my nose!

From just some poor old couple's kid, I'm gonna be Ginny.

Who says bein' possessed is not an art?

And who, in case she kills her mom, can say it all started with a boy named Tom?

Ginny Hart!!! Boys...

Harry, Ron, Fred, and George: They're gonna all queue up to see the lovely...

Ginny: Ginny! Think of those diaries I'll fill with "Who am I Tom?"

Harry, Ron, Fred, and George: Ginny!

Ginny: And I'll appear in a double-spread that goes all the way down to my waist!

Harry, Ron, Fred, and George: Here a wand! There a wand! Everywhere a wand-wand!

Ginny: But always in the best of taste!!

Mmm... I'm a witch! And all the wizards love me. And I love them.

And the love me (but not for my money). And i love them for lovin' me.

And we love each other. And that's because none of them got enough sex in their

years at Hogwarts. And that's showbiz, kid.

Harry, Ron, Fred, and George: She's given up her so-called life.

Ginny: I'm gonna be... sing it!

Harry, Ron, Fred, and George: Ginny! She made a scandal and a start!

Ginny: The Weird Sisters will scream, I know, to see their name get billed below...

Ginny Hart!!!!

* * * Note: I had to use "Hart" as Ginny's last name because "Weasley" just didn't fit! :D

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"When You're Good to Minerva..."

Dumbledore: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Transfigurer of all Things, the Countess of the Classroom, the Mistress of Gryffindor... Matron Minerva McGonagall!

Minerva: Ask any of the pupils in my House, they'll tell that I'm no louse! I take care of them all andthey all care for me, because the system works; the system called "You will obey me!" Got a little motto, always sees me through, "When you're good to Minerva, Minerva's good to you." There's a lot of homework I'm prepared to give. I'll give you lots of homework if don't shut your lid. They say that life is this and that, and that's the way I live. So, I deserve a lot of that for what I've got to give. Don't you know that this wand duels with that one too? When you're good to Minerva, Minerva's good to you. If you want my lovin', here's what you got to do. Spice it up for Minerva, she'll get hot for you. When they pass the paper that folks often look to, you put in for Minerva, she'll put out for you. The folks who're in the Order, they ain't no simple fools. Use your smarts with Minerva, she'll use her tools with you. Let's all swish together, like Flitwick says to do. When you swish with Minerva, she's a swishin' you. So what's the one conclusion I can bring this number to? When you're good to Minerva, Minerva's good to you!!!!