- Rating:
- G
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Albus Dumbledore James Potter Remus Lupin Sirius Black
- Genres:
- Parody General
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 10/12/2003Updated: 10/12/2003Words: 3,244Chapters: 1Hits: 660
Harry Potter Songs
seriousblackelf
- Story Summary:
- This is a group of songs edited for HP characters!
- Posted:
- 10/12/2003
- Hits:
- 660
- Author's Note:
- These are a group of songs that each Harry Potter character sings.
Songs, by ff_rolo
Based on "Beautiful" sung by Christina Aguilera
[Scene: Remus Lupin as a student at Hogwarts]
LUPIN: Everyday is so wonderful
Then suddenly it's hard to breathe
Now and then I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes words can't bring me down oh
No, so don't you bring me down today
JAMES AND SIRIUS: To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The pieces gone left the puzzle undone
That's the way it is.
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
Oh no cos you're beautiful in every single way
Yes words can't bring you down
So don't you bring me down today
ALL THREE THIRD VERSE (REST)
Based on "Livin' the Lie" sung by David Sneddon
[Scene: In his third year Harry is at Hogsmeade hiding under the table whilst Fudge and others talk about Black.]
FUDGE: Yes, Black killed Lily and James.
RON: Harry's alone, under a table in the three broomsticks
Hating Sirius whilst draining his butterbeer
And he's tumbling into his thoughts; his memories are all tied in knots
Who is going to save him? No one understands.
REMUS: [walks in] Sirius stands alone in his cell in old Azkaban
Asks for the paper, Fudge don't know why he's so sane
And he's nursing his head in his pride - he died long ago deep down inside
Who is going to save him? No one wants to know him.
I can't believe they thought you'd kill James Potter!
Sirius is living a lie!
Stop living the lie! Stop living the lie!
HERMIONE: [in the Shack] Harry turns round, looks into the eyes of his godfather
He tells the truth, says "It wasn't me, forgive me."
And he asks him "Will you come home with me?"
Harry says "Yes, once you are free."
No one would have saved them, we should all learn from them.
DUMBLEDORE: [after] I can't believe Severus Snape turned them in
The Dementors caught Black, Fudge blamed all on him.
ALL: It's a lie! We all have a saviour! Do yourself a favour! Stop living the lie, lie, the lie... stop living the lie.
Based on "If You're Not the One" sung by Daniel Beddingfield.
REMUS: If I can't trust you then why does my heart say so? Today?
If you're not my friends then why on earth do you say. You are?
If I were a spy then why would I care so much. For you?
If you think I am then why not confront and ask me?
You never know what the future brings
But I know I'm on your side now
We'll make it through, and I hope you see, I'd never let you fall!
I would never hurt you! But I can't take this, I don't understand!
If I am not a spy then why do you say that I am?
Is there anyway that I can prove, I'm not?
Why can't you see that it's Wormtail and not me? Instead?
If I were a traitor then you would already be dead!
When I found out they'd died, it broke my heart.
Do you really think I would ever tear myself apart?
I don't know why you accused me Black, but I know that this much is true
We'll make it through. And I hope you stay they friend that I once knew!
And I wish that you could be set free before the end
And I'm praying that we'll one day understand this
I hope one day they know the truth
I don't wanna believe them! But I can't take it! I don't understand!
I know you didn't kill James, but why have they taken the wrong man?
Is there anyway that I can show, them?
Cos I miss you, the first friend that ever understood what I was,
And I need you. Everyday I pray for the strength to stand alone
Cos I believe you, whether you're wrong or right
And though I can't help you out, you know I'll always be your friend.
I don't wanna believe them! But I can't take it! I don't understand!
I know you didn't kill James, but why have they taken the wrong man?
Is there any chance that they will set you free?
Based on "All the Things She Said" sung by TATU
SIRIUS: [in Azkaban] All the things he said etc
Running through my head etc
This is so unjust!
Do you know what he did?
He killed my best friend
All I want his revenge
Tear him apart
For breaking my heart
And killing my friend
Would you ever believe
The horrific surprise
I keep asking myself
Wondering how
I keep closing my eyes
But I can't block it out
Wanna go back in time
Trust Remus instead
If I had done that
James wouldn't be dead
All the things he said etc
This is so unjust!
And I'm all mixed up
Wormtail escaped me
They say it's my fault
They think Wormtail is dead
Wanna take him away
And tear him apart
For killing my friend
And breaking my heart
But they locked me up in Azkaban
Think I murdered James and Lily
I can try to pretend
I can try to forget
But it' driving me mad
Going out of my head!
This is so unjust!
Remus, looking at me
Tell me, who do you see?
Is this Sirius Black?
Minister looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?
All the things he said etc
This is so unjust!
Based on "Year 3000" sung by Busted
[Scene: Harry sitting out on the grounds at the end of his fifth year, remembering]
HARRY: That night, as I lay down to sleep, I heard a funny noise
Sat up, thought it might be, the rock falling in the sea
Stood there was a huge giant called Hagrid and he had a tale
He told me I was a wizard and so had my parents been
He said he'd take me to Diagon Alley, buy me a wand and books and an owl
He said I'd killed the most evil wizard, of all time. Of all time.
He took me to wizard school on a steam train and they all knew my name.
Lessons and teachers and friendships and enemies...
Triple-headed dog locked in a corridor
We snuck through as we thought Snape had done, yeh yeh
Quirrell said he'd get the Philosopher's stone, nut much would change but Voldemort would power, and all Muggle borns would die ... would die.
I had a fight with this evil wizard, I kept the stone away from him
I fought him off 'til Dumbledore came in, I had saved the day again.
I went back into the Great Hall, everyone cheered and said my name
I was still the boy who lived who lived boy who lived...
He told me I was a wizard like my parents had been yeh, yeh
He said the Dark Lord couldn't kill me, my mother had died to save me
And I must defeat Lord Voldemort... one day, defeat him soon
He said he'd heard my prophesy, I have to kill the most evil wizard
Destroy the most evil wizard... of all time.
He said I was a marked man, not much different but I have to kill Voldemort.
Or Voldemort must kill me... sometime soon
I have been where no one else has, I felt more pain then anyone
And I have much more... pain to go.
Based on "Stole" sung by Kelly Rowland.
He was always such a nice boy, a Hufflepuff with good intentions
He was dating Cho Chang, always made his father proud, a good boy.
But he made a mistake, strayed across the wrong path
Nearly won the cup, modesty, however killed him - Harry took it too.
He was spare - unneeded. He's not here anymore; Wormtail took his wand and killed him - too soon. Since he took that portkey there, he's never coming home again.
Harry fought Lord Voldemort - get revenge for Cedric's death - and then he took his body back so he could in peace rest.
He could have been so much more, never got the chance to go that far, his life was stole. Oh no we'll never know.
Cho was crying at her table couldn't understand this end; it wasn't real.
Dumbledore said "Voldemort's back, he killed Cedric Diggory."
No one would believe him at fist -- they wanted it to go away.
If it did maybe it would go further more people would be killed, taken from the midst.
Harry's not crazy anymore, with his lies and tales tall, since he fought Voldemort in the hall, everyone knows the truth.
Sirius fought his cousin, get revenge for James's death. But she overcame him and through the veil he goes. He could've been so much much more, never got the chance to go that far, his life was stole, stole. Now we'll never know.
At school he was getting grades anyone would love, he was best man at James's wedding, named godfather to Harry, but he never got to see him grow up, never got revenge for Lily either
His life was stole, now we'll never never know. Now we'll never ever know.
Stole, stole ... stole, stole, stole.
Albus took on Tom Riddle, sent him far away. But Harry was falling to pieces, he'd gone as far as he could go, he could have been a Quidditch player he'll never have the chance to go that far, his life was stole; now we'll never know no, no.
James was always winning games, most popular guy in school
He married Lily Evans had a son and called him Harry
But he never got to see him grow up, playing as good as his dad can, James's life was stole ... now we'll never know. Stole, stole.
We were all here together yesterday.
Based on "The Scientist" sung by Coldplay.
SIRIUS: [in Azkaban.] I'll get revenge, then tell you I'm sorry, you don't know how important you are.
I have to find you, tell you I need you, tell you; you set me apart.
I will find Wormtail, I'll kill him for you.
Oh let's go back to the start.
I ran after him, caught him so quickly, I was gonna tear him apart.
Nobody said it was easy, it's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard.
Let me out of Azkaban!
I was just guessing, that Remus was traitor, but I got the wrong view
Wormtail turned evil, evil destroyed us, but it don't speak as loud as my heart.
I am so sorry, it all went so wrong, I was intent on revenge.
It was in vain, I abandoned Harry, he never found out who I am.
Nobody said it was easy. I should never have let us be apart.
Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard.
I will protect him James.
Based on "Sk8er Boi" sung by Avril Lavigne.
GINNY: [in the chamber of secrets]
He was a boy, but he turned evil. Can I make it anymore obvious?
He learnt Dark Arts and used them to kill. What more can I say?
He killed his dad, he'd never tell, but he was a half blood as well.
All of his friends, were all pure blood, they had a problem with Muggles.
He was an orphaned boy, he said see you later boy, he became a lord instead.
He was a great wizard but he used his powers wrong.
He needed to come back down to earth.
Twenty years on, he was destroyed fled away south all alone.
Walk in the woods, Bertha he meets, rises again more powerful.
His calls up his men, they apparate quick, they all need to be forgiven.
He kills some more, has a good laugh, but he still doesn't understand love.
He was an orphaned boy, but he said see you later boy, wanted to be a lord instead.
Now he's an evil lord, taking over the world. Does he know what he's become?
He was a good wizard but he turned so dark, no one knows who he is.
Everyone fears his name; they've forgotten who he was.
Does his evil mind understand?
Sorry Tom, he went so wrong, he can't turn around now
He don't know what love is and that will destroy him in the end.
Too bad that you couldn't see, see the lord that boy would be
There is more then meets the eye - 'tis the soul that is inside.
He's just a boy, went a bit wrong, can I make it anymore obvious?
He tried to kill Harry, haven't you heard, Harry beat him 'cos of love.
He was a real good boy, but he said see you later boy, I'll be back in years to come.
I'll take over all, cos I don't understand what it's like to be in love.
Based on "Tribute" by Tenacious D.
[Scene: James and Lily walk in holding hands. Flash back in song.]
JAMES: This song was made because I was killed.
Tribute.
Long time ago, me and my wife Lily here were staying in one hallowe'en.
All of a sudden, Voldemort appeared in the middle of the house, and he said;
"Give me Harry Potter now or I'll kill you too."
Well, me and Lily, we looked at each other and we each said "NO WAY!"
And I fought Voldemort as long as I could, but it just so happened that he;
Killed me first, yes he killed me first.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, second he killed Lily but first he killed me.
It was destiny.
But Harry survived as Lily died for him. And he survived...
Needless to say, Voldemort was stunned, with a flash of light, then he was gone.
He wondered, was Harry a Dark Lord? But he was not, he was just a boy. Yeh!
He was not the greatest boy in the world, no, he was just a tribute.
He survived 'cos his parents died, he was our tribute.
He will kill Voldemort real soon, 'cos a prophesy was made.
And the peculiar thing is this my friend, the Voldemort we saw on that fateful night was no where near as strong as he is now. That was just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
Based on "Shut up" by Kelly Osborne
[Scene: Dumbledore's office]
HARRY: You say,
This is how I should feel
I don't,
Necessarily agree.
You say
I am
human
Did ya hear me ask for your advice?
Don't bother,
Trying to tell me why he died
You don't
Know what I'm feeling like
You say
Be quiet
Ya want me to listen to ya?
Round and round,
We've had this conversation
I know I'm lucky
Don't tell me again!
My god,
I've had it with you!
Shut up!
Don't want to hear your voice.
Shut up!
I'm sick of all the noise.
There's nothing you can say to me
To make me feel better
Shut up!
Don't talk about Sirius like that!
His fault
It sounds like you said to me.
You smile and explain and I scream
There was so much future in what we had!
You must,
Have better things that you can do.
Or does
Your life revolve me too?
What you thought
What'll happen
Oh please!
I really don't care
What you think I need!
Round and round,
What are you talking about?
Round and round,
Let me get out!
Of here
I've had enough of this!
Shut up!
Don't want to hear your voice.
Shut up!
I'm sick of all the noise.
There's nothing you can say to turn it back!
So get away from me.
Shut up!
Don't want to be a hero!
You messed up!,
How can you think what he did was right?
There's nothing you can say,
That's gonna change the way he was!
Shut up!
Round and round
You did it again!
You locked him up like you did to me,
Shut up!
Don't want to hear your voice.
Shut up!
There's nothing you can say to me
That means a damn thing to me
So. Shut up!
It's all your fault it's over now
you tore him right out my heart
you don't understand at all
he's wrong and deserves it now?
There's nothing you can say that will turn it back
Shut up!
Based on "Sorry Seems to Be" sung by Blue
SIRIUS: Sorry seems to be the hardest word. That's right.
What I got to do to make you realise? What I gotta do to be heard?
What do I do in Azkaban? How do I cope now your not there?
What I got to do to make them notice? What I got to do to tell the truth?
What do I say to James and Lily? Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
This is bad, so bad, it's a bad harsh situation and it's getting out of my control.
This is bad, so bad, why can't I have a trial?
Oh it seems to me, you don't care I'm not guilty.
What I got to do to make you realise? What I got to do to be heard?
What do I say to Harry Potter? Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
This is bad, so bad, I'm in a bad, bad situation, as far as I can see it's getting worse.
This is crazy. So stupid, why can't we talk it over?
Oh it seems to me, you don't care I'm not guilty. Sorry.
What I got to do to make you realise, I've never murdered anyone before.
What do I do when the world's against me? What've I got to do ... what've I got to do ... the truth seems to be so hard to hear.
Based on "The opera Song" sung by Charlotte Church
DUMBLEDORE: [to Harry]
She gave me the wisdom
Knowledge of your future
And I know that hope will be hard to find
I now know the truth
It hurts, it is painful
But we'll take it to the end of time with us
For the second war has finally begun
And everyone has to fight.
People who we love are going to die
Bravely we must shoulder sacrifices
Deep down inside me
Way beyond my conscience
I know the truth that no one knows
Words that would hurt you
Better left unspoken
The fact you must kill or be murdered.
And it's a strange new world that you live in
As you lose yourself tonight
You have no control over feeling
Black was torn right out of your heart
And this is how you should be feeling
As you lost someone tonight
You have no control over feelings
As your heart plays games with your mind.