MysticPenguin

Two years after the traumatic loss of her betrothed, Hermione still has not recovered. She decides to take an apprenticeship that she had always wanted. However, things don't go exactly as planned. Eventual (though not for a while) HG/SS.

This parody follows the adventures of Bel, a typical Mary Sue character, as she encounters Gilderoy Lockhart and other characters (not the typical ones, either), goes to Africa, and has all sorts of odd happenings along the way. Purple prose and double entendres are intelligently, if not innovatively used. Need we remind you, this is a parody. If you lack a sense of humor, enter at your own peril.