Rating:
G
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Parody
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Prizoner of Azkaban
Stats:
Published: 09/11/2003
Updated: 12/09/2003
Words: 5,874
Chapters: 3
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The Snape Who (Almost) Stole Christmas

Suburban House Elf

Story Summary:
No one knew why the Snape hated Christmas so much,``Some said facing a werewolf had scarred him a touch,``Some said serving Lord Thingy had made him a prat,``But most said it was due to a vulture-topped hat.

No one knew why the Snape hated Christmas so much,

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Chapter 03
09/11/2003

Harry is confused about his feelings. He sees Hermione and Ron laughing in a corner together. He thinks they're a couple, though neither of them will admit it. So he goes out with Ginny to spite them. Ginny kisses Harry, Hermione kisses Harry, and Hary gets confused. Who should he pick? H/Hr, H/G, Hr/R, and now somewhat Hr/D *OotP spoilers*

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Chapter 04
09/11/2003

Harry is confused about his feelings. He sees Hermione and Ron in a corner laughing together. He thinks they're a couple, though neither of them will admit it... So he goes out with Ginny to spite them. Ginny kisses Harry, Hermione kisses Harry, and Harry gets confused. Who should he pick? H/Hr, H/G, Hr/R *OotP spoilers*

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