Palladias

And Now for Something Completely Different: The Death Eater Song by Palladias

08/22/2005

PG Riddikulus Hermione Granger Humor Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

After Draco Malfoy joins the Death Eaters, Hermione Granger is sent to ensure the induction does not go smoothly. With ingenuity and some muggle humour, Draco's chances for life among the Death Eaters seem as likely as a dead (Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage) parrot, only being "tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk."

Words: 827

Chapters: 1