Dwight Zinfandel

Harry Potter and Dumbledore's Wand by Dwight Zinfandel

06/15/2004

R Riddikulus Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Five years after defeating You-Know-Who in his final year at Hogwarts, Harry suddenly emerges from a long disappearance to meet up with Hermione and Ron in a Muggle bar for the first time since graduation. Their conversation reveals the shocking truth about where Harry has been hiding out, why Dumbledore was really kicked out of Hogwarts, and what, exactly, is a Magic Milkworm. WARNING: May spoil the Harry Potter books for you forever.

Words: 3,061

Chapters: 1