- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Bellatrix Lestrange Peter Pettigrew Lord Voldemort
- Genres:
- Humor Parody
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 10/24/2008Updated: 12/05/2008Words: 3,939Chapters: 3Hits: 627
The Dark Mart
Professor Cassandra
- Story Summary:
- Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fic, and it's very silly and OOC. I hope it makes you laugh!
Read on as Voldemort discovers the pure evil that is Wal-Mart.
Words: 1,577
Hits: 242
Chapter 02 - Death of a Sales Lady
11/06/2008How will Voldy and Wormtail get out of jail? Read on to find out!
Words: 848
Hits: 216
In this final chapter, I will attempt to mix two things that were never intended to be combined, lest they cause catastrophic doom: Bellatrix and coffee. Oh, this shall be fun.
Words: 1,514
Hits: 169