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Having successfully interviewed Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter (regarding their controversial love affair in With a Twist of Lemon), intrepid Witch Weekly reporter Roberta Roberts tracks down Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger for a few words.

Oliver Wood goes nuts and the team laughs. He makes one fatal blunder on the Gryffindor name, but George sets him straight. And Harry gets sarcastic.

Written for the "What's your OTP" 2006 Valentine's Day challenge. Eloise Midgen worships Petunia Dursley. Personally, I found this an odd topic to write on...

This fic contains nothing really even remotely resembling a plot; it exists only to provide entertainment and make you laugh, which I think it does a good job of.

This is a short, cute fic. It is about Dumbledore's allegedly 147th birthday, and provides lots of out-of-canon craziness, lots of fun, and hopefully lots of laughs, too! Enjoy!

Jet hosts ChatBack, a talk show. On oday's episode, the Malfoys discuss their problems.

A sequel to Revenge. Physical symptoms aside, the psychical symptoms of PMS are even worse. Especially when people are even less understanding about them. So, Remus and Hermione plan a new revenge list, this time assisted by Ginny. Implied slash SS/SB and RL/KS.

"When you say 'Sirius' are you talking about Stubby Boardman?"

Mr Ron Worthing is in love with Lady Granger, Harry’s Cousin. Mr Harry Potter is in love with Ginny Weasley, Ron’s ward. Both girls are in love with Frank Worthing. But who exactly is Frank?``A parody of Oscar Wilde’s ‘The Importance of Being Earnest.’ Sit back and enjoy the laughs, the romance and the mix-ups that is ‘The Importance of Being… Frank.’

Ever wonder if there were other Voldemort wannabes in the world? What would happen if you put them all in the same room?

Death really does turn out be the next great adventure for Albus Dumbledore. Maybe not quite the one he envisioned, but he had to admit that it was probably his own fault.

The tale of Bob, the Ministry worker with the fire-breathing chicken, and how he got that chicken in a box.

Well, what do YOU think would happen if Hermione fell out of a window?

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat." Snape and McGonagall have a disagreement, Peeves eludes Filch, Gryffindor defeats Hufflepuff. Also watch out for: Moaning Myrtle, dentures, Oliver Wood... and Albus Dumbledore overseeing it all!

Have you ever wondered how the magic wand came to be the quintessential wizarding tool? This is the history of the magic wand. It's written much like Quidditch Through The Ages.

Harry is mysteriously transported away from Hogwarts, and when he returns, who else is there but Lord Voldy himself! Can Harry beat him once and for all, or is the world destined to tooth decay forever? written pre-HBP

How many of you realise that Monty Python and the Holy Grail has its equivalent story in the Hogwarts universe? I stumbled across an ancient tome, and when I transcibed and translated I found the true story of the French Castle.

Yay! Another "missing scene" fic. This one's from GoF... and it's NOT the scene after the Yule Ball! Another (hopefully) hilarious adventure into the lives of our three favorite teenagers.

The year after their graduation, Harry and "the pals" take a little vacation of their own. One in which there is time traveling, pranks, and revenge. One in which cat fights are frequent, and Draco causes them. One in which Fred and George can't remember who's who. One in which Muggles should be warned... One in which SERIOUS SUCKS!

Even house-elves get the blues. This song-fic takes place after the kids have graduated and moved away, taking Dobby with them. Winky is missing him. Song is property of Tori Amos, from the album "Under the Pink."

Set during Goblet of Fire, before Yule Ball. Viktor asks Hermione to the Yule Ball. My version of the kiss scene that will be in the movie.

What happens when Hogwarts gets the internet? Complete mayhem. Especially as there's a computer for each student, and they have free access to chat clients.... Watch as several students (and maybe even a teacher or two) reveal things about themselves that serve only to embarrass them when they discover who they're talking to. Who knows, maybe even a few secret crushes are being kept hidden....

What would happen if Draco gave the final Quidditch pep talk and told Slytherin to loose? Well this tells just that...almost. Warning: Draco is WAY OOC!!!

Karaoke night in Hogsmeade.

It's not easy being small, and nobody knows this better than Ron Weasley. Between monsters, brothers, bloody noses and crooked evergreens, Ron's fifth Christmas Eve is sure to be the worst one ever.

A short Ron/Hermione exerpt from my Fic Harry Potter and the Lake They Call Michigan. The Yule Ball as Ron would have wanted.

The uniquely American sport of bronco busting takes on a new flair when a Hippogriff is substituted for the usual bull or horse. Watch various Harry Potter characters take on the griff and see who can stay the distance!``Giddyup, ya'll!

To the tune of Bowling for Soup's "She's the Girl All the Bad Guys Want."

After a prank by Lavender and Parvati - yes it's true, more info within - and the help of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once more with feeling", Snape becomes a TV star. The author is not currently getting psychiatric help. (No HBP spoilers)

Ron is desperate to find the perfect Valentine's gift - but is his father's shed really the best place to look?

During the 1993/1994 easter term, a team of inspectors from the UK Inspectorate group Ofsted come to inspect Hogwarts. What will they find? Who will they put down? Who will they praise?

When James tries to go out and get a few extra hours in for his Quidditch practice but doesn't want anyone to know, things happen.

The Ministry is having a magic convention in none other than Las Vegas! With Arthur's love of all things Muggle, how will he react when he arrives in Sin City? And how will he ever explain it all to Molly? Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Sirius and Peter discuss James' latest literary work and come to a conclusion. (This will make NO sense unless you've read

Abby Loomis was prepared for a visitor, but she gets a bit more than she expected. From the "Interwoven" universe (AU), this takes place in the beginning of Book 6.

Songfic to Light House's "Hanging By a Moment". A cute R/Hr fluff fic!

It's April Fool's Day... How many times can you get Malfoy to scream like a girl??

“They should have known better… It was happening and no one knew how to stop it.” Seamus starts something one night, something that quickly overtakes the whole school. Will anything ever be the same again?

Something strange is going on at Hogwarts. Something very strange, Harry knows. He thinks it has something to do with Voldemort, but every time he tries voicing his opinions to his friends, they prove quite counterproductive. Pairings include Harry/Snape, Draco/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ron plus implied Harry/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Ron/Draco, Remus/Sirius, Hermione/Snape and Remus/Tonks.

New ruling by the MoM - All young witches and wizards from pure wizard families must take up Muggle Studies (Mandatory subject). Failure to pass this subject, means they fail the entire year and must repeat the next year. Draco gets Hermione as his student counselor for Muggle Studies and she issues him a challenge...

Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating!

Follow the young Draco Malfoy during his first year at Hogwarts. Follow him through his adventures, through his matchmaking and his cunning slytherin plans. See the year though his eyes, see the things no one else saw because they where to busy looking at that Potter. Warning! Should not be read by sane people. We wrote this only for the sake of our madness, and if you expect just the slightest trace of reason in it, you will be disappointed. You have been warned.

Romilda Vane: girly, flippant, and catty. What happens when she needs a favour from Luna Lovegood? Certainly, Romilda never expected to get her come-uppance for tormenting the school's infamous Loony! Set during HBP, and written for the Broken Quill challenge.

Poor Draco Malfoy receives temporary amnesia when he meets Potter in the corridor. When Snape comes across him later on, he is in an odd predicament.

Excerpt: "Eskimo girl, won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight?" Ron sang to himself as he made his way outside into the two foot deep snow (and it was still snowing). "Wohoo!" Ron rolled around in the bitter cold for maybe three minutes before he had to come back in to get some more clothes on. "I almost forgot to put on my lucky underwear!" he shouted as he came back in and ran up the Grand Staircase to the Gryffindor Tower...

A idle conversation between two Death Eaters. Slash warning--precisely what would give away the ending. (Poor Lucius.)

This is my take on how the FINAL showdown between our hero Harry and that evil serpent Voldemort will happen! I've been told it's funny... but then again, I'm justifiably insane, so don't hold anything you read against me!

It's Hermione's birthday and she has got some really thoughtful gifts - or so she thinks! Soon, the gifts show their true colors and, well, you've got to read the rest!

Crazy random things! In the form of a note-to-self tape, this 'day in the life' extends to really encompasing all of Hedwig's deepest and darkest moments. Overall, a touching story, and a real tear jerker. Damn pigeons...

Sirius drops in to visit Harry. They talk about a lot of random stuff, from Muggle television to anime to Being Gay. This is a good example of why never to obey the impulse to jump up and scribble down half-dreams at three a.m.

Ron finally loses at chess, and against a most unusual opponent.

Peeves the Poltergeist gives us a brief history and explanation about who he is, and why he does his job so well.

Malfoy hexed Ron: now he's obsessive-compulsive. How will Harry and Hermione resolve the problem? Button fixing, making faces in food, and book-straightening. Idea primarily from Monk, on USA. (TV show)

Insane version of MWPP, set entirely in the wrong time line. Not to be taken cereal (seriously), or with medication.``Prepare to meet: Loony Loppy Lupin, Peteranna, Cereal and Antler-boy!

Hermione gives Ron an enchanted alarm clock to get him up to study. But that boy could sleep through anything! Just a some silliness and a hint of R/H.

Ever seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Well, if you have you know how it ended. If it really had an end. Because the story does continue. In Harry Potter style.

Draco's parents call him down to the drawing room one afternoon in August for a "chat," and he grudgingly obliges, unaware that this is one afternoon that will turn out like no other...

Dudley enjoys a nice hot dog, when someone comes along to put a claim on his lunch.... Short and silly.

Harry Potter discovers the world of electronics--and fandom!! Watch while he slowly becomes a FictionAlley addict! (once the author regains some semblance of sanity).

In their work for the Order of the Phoenix, Snape and Sirius must confront their deepest fear... together.

What happens when Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to a Muggle high school? In America at that! Will Ron ever figure out how to act in front of the Muggles? Will they survive their first math class?

Sirius wants a holiday in the wilderness, and Dung manages to borrow a cottage deep inside the forests of northern Sweden. Will the two friends manage to stay there alone for three days without killing each other? Not likely - so they decide to spend Friday night in the nearby village.

The Abduction of the Seraglio, starring Harry and Draco. AU - well, sort of.

It's always been hard for Harry to share his feelings. But now tensions are running high between Ginny and Harry. Harry might be cheating on Ginny, but how can she really be sure? H/G fluff

It may not be Christmas Day, yet the reaction of everyone's least favourite Potions professor isn't any less "Bah Humbug." Severus Snape is determined to avoid attention this Valentine's Day, yet a certain someone is as least as determined to bestow it upon him. What is the identity of his secret admirer? Set during Harry Potter's second year.

Blaise isn’t like the other seven-year-old boys Draco knows. Blaise has pink arm bands, whereas Ron and Vincent and Gregory and Draco all have orange ones, but what sort of boy is Blaise like?

Harry is leaving. Draco is on a mission to find out why everyone keeps dumping him. No, it isn't a midlife crisis thing. Probably. Maybe. He's barely thirty, anyway. There's a lot of music, too. And some random store clerks. This is a three-part story.

Last time we saw our hero, he was falling behind the veil. The question that is on everybody’s lips is: Where is he now? Petunia Dursley doesn’t care; all she wants is some apricot jam.

What happens when Gilderoy Lockhart overhears two guards at St. Mungo's talking about human cloning? He finds a solution to the problem that has plagued him his whole life (even though he only remembers the past two years). Rated PG for a smoochy. L/L (Lockhart/Lockhart) Remember - Elevator Music is Sexy!

This begins as a kindly intended parody of the “late night snack” variety of light romance. As such, Harry and Hermione initially will be OOC, a rascal and a shrew respectively, but a very happy romantic ending will result. Special warnings both for sexual/anatomical innuendo and to food fetishists; sorry, the pumpkin pie and whipped cream will be eaten only, with ordinary utensils, and will not be worn!

Percy is understandably leery at the prospect of a bachelor party planned by George. The latest of the Weasley brothers to marry, Percy asks them all a question burning in his mind during a serious moment: how did you know she was "the one"? A one-shot companion to George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography. George/OC, all other ships canon compliant.

She is a normal girl, with a past not even she knows about. All she remembers, though she never told, is that of her years from eleven and up. Everything seems normal to her for so long until she got a group of friends, an enemy, and faced challenges that no one would imagine. The story drags on for a bit, since it adds suspense, but later on you'll understand why I didn't really think about how long it was going to be.

Yet again, Dumbledore's got to hire a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. This candidate seems... exceptionally underqualified, and yet he's got something unique. A Discworld crossover.

Ron, discovers his calling in life, to become a Bard. After he sings to Hermione, countless times, she begins to have a twitchy eye.

Harry and the gang go to a press conference of Gilderoy Lockhart. ``What's that? He's dead?? GILDEROY LOCKHART IS DEAD? Oh, no! What's a witch to ``do?

Fred and George's Hogwarts years, from their very first trip to Diagon Alley to their infamous final flight from Hogwarts, and everything in between.

Harry must face man's greatest horror . . . purchasing feminine products! Will he get home to Hermione in time? More importantly, will he even get back? Trust me, men, it's not for the faint of heart. Very slight H/Hr ``near the end. Sequel to That Time of Month.

A guide discovered in the library of Malfoy Manor, not that any Malfoy would be caught dead actually reading it...

Wherein my character gets thoroughly confused, and confuses many others.

Professor Snape has a problem class... If other teachers could be as lucky!

An "application essay" by Tom Riddle regarding his Award for Special Services to the School. So earnest. So modest. ... Such a crock.

Severus goes too far and Remus decides to help his friends bid Snape one last fond farewell. WARNING! EXTREME AMOUNTS OF FLUFF AHEAD!

While it\'s very interesting that Harry, Ron, and Hermione are taking off to hunt down Horcruxes, Jimmy Peakes, Ritchie Coote, and Demelza Robins are a bit more concerned with the state of their Quidditch team. After all, without a Seeker and a Keeper, how will they ever win the Quidditch Cup? As they discuss potential replacements, their conversation takes some interesting turns.

If you enjoy crazy stories of gerbils, you'll love this one. Draco gets a gerbil... or two... or a bunch!

With the full moon falling on Christmas Day, Remus plans to spend the holidays alone at Hogwarts and practise his abysmal potions work, while not--in any way, shape, or form--contemplating his attraction to Sirius. Fortunately, nothing ever goes as planned.

It's soon to be Sirius' birthday, the others are throwing him a surprise party. Can they pull it off without him finding out? Can they humiliate Snape in the process? Can white paint ever really come out of robes? Find out the answer to most of these here!

There are killer toilets running amuck. Can they be stopped?

Ever since he turned sixteen, Blaise Zabini has experienced vivid dreams of a brown-haired girl plummeting to her doom. But who is she, and how can Blaise prevent the worst from befalling her?

Harry can’t explain how he feels, or why he’s stealing chances to be around Ginny. Luckily, all Ginny wants him to explain is why he's an idiot.

Neville is feeling depressed and useless. Who's there to help him but Hermione? A very sweet fic where Neville conquers his fears and finds acceptance and true love. Neville/Hermione.

"I was just trying to get to you before you got to me." Harry and Ginny devise a scheme to prevent Ron and Hermione from dancing around each other any more. It won't take you a minute to read.

Welcome to the World of Courtney Carson, a pessimistic fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. After following the terrible trio as an extracurricular activity for four years, Courtney admits she's taking a liking for the famous Harry Potter. Things can't get any worse when she faces one embarassing situation after another, Harry is in steady relationship with her worst enemy, she gets into a row with her best friend, and someone unexpected asks her out.

Ron comes across his old dress robes while rummaging around in his trunk. A debate ensues as to how he actually got them and just who is this Nigel kid?

James Potter gets all bent out of shape when Lily Evans, his three-month girlfriend, gives him a pet name. Good thing his best mate, Sirius Black, is there to set him...well, not straight. Terribly pointless Sirius-James fluff.

Redneck Wizards are alive and well in the American South. Learn to identify them from a safe distance for your own protection!

That was a really wild party.... Ginny Weasley goes to a birthday party for one of her good friends, simply for something to do. Based on a true story.

A mysterious flu has taken over Hogwarts, and Remus dives right into the fever.

Harry must destroy the last of the Horcruxes. This one is the most horrible of them all. It's... it's... it's a cheese cracker? ``Anyway, can Harry destroy the evil cheese cracker? Not without the help of the Siamese Weasels, a hobo, an axe-ridden maniac, his forty-year-old son, and several others! ``This won't make any sense if you haven't read "Happiness Is Just a Daddy Away!" Then again, it won't make much sense, anyway....

A very funny and senseless fic with two original characters. Very cliched. Rated PG-13 for a few swear words.

Really, this actually happens at Hogwarts! Okay, not really. A completely random day at Hogwarts. It definitely lacks plot.