MissGranger

Harry must face man's greatest horror . . . purchasing feminine products! Will he get home to Hermione in time? More importantly, will he even get back? Trust me, men, it's not for the faint of heart. Very slight H/Hr ``near the end. Sequel to That Time of Month.

Hermione Granger lived a life far from her dreams. A stressful job, a painful schedule, and to top it all off, a magnificent house that she had always wanted. What she never wanted, though, was to live alone, without Harry and Ron. All she wants is a housemate, until she gets saved from a gang of vampires by yet another vampire named Charlie, a one hundred and five-year-old girl in the body of a fourteen-year-old. Worse is, no matter how much Hermione wishes it, Charlie can't die. But maybe dying is what she does want. H/Hr all the way. Rated R for violence, sexual content and language.

Seven-year-old Charlie Potter is visiting the Malfoy residence for the weekend. Xavier Malfoy, an exact copy of his father, tells her some things about the birds and the bees, or what he knows about it. In defense of her mother, Charlie takes an admirable stand. Written for those who wanted to know what Xavier Malfoy really told Charlie. A prelude to How to End a Boring Day.

I think the title is as explanatory as it can possibly be. We find Harry and Hermione in yet another problem. Hermione wakes up with stomach cramps. But we soon find out that she's... leaking, so to speak. Dripping with sick female-related humor. Rated R for excruciating detail, but with some fluff to start off with.

Twenty-two-year-old Hermione Potter is bored. She's ready to pass out from the boredom when, low and behold, her husband returns home. So . . . let's just say Gryffindor's Valedictorian finds ways to cure herself from boredom. Unfortunately, their daughter comes home early. For the Pumpkineers at SCUSA! Mushiness abound, along with some humor and some good ol' . . . smooching.

Sometimes, even the bitter cold air from the mountains themselves can lead to some rather steamy situations between friends. Harry and Hermione find that one out the hard (yet quite delicious!) way.