Slytherin Freaks

Viva las Swedenland by Slytherin Freaks
06/23/2005
PG-13 Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Humor Humor Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

In which Ashlin is jelloid, and Holly is worshipped by a leech with a flamenco skirt and a trout that gets eaten with a tomato and expensive red wine. In Swedenland.

Words: 746
Chapters: 1
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How Draco Became Even More Stupid Than His Father by Slytherin Freaks
12/24/2004
PG-13 Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Severus Snape, gayer than the plant that won the lottery? I'm not sure, but at least he's wearing a skirt... maybe he's just Scottish.

Words: 1,026
Chapters: 1
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Captain Winky and the Presidential Game by Slytherin Freaks
12/22/2004
R Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Parody Humor Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

How can you summarize something so stupid, so pointless, so annoying and so moronic? Hmm... SPAM, I think. Spam. Yes, Spam. Lovely, lovely Spam. Not to be read by Bush supporters. A must for people who don't want to wait five chapters to get to the punchline!

Words: 913
Chapters: 1
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Of Butterknives and Tuna by Slytherin Freaks
09/01/2004
PG Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger Parody Humor Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Well, what do YOU think would happen if Hermione fell out of a window?

Words: 1,218
Chapters: 1
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Pure Insanity by Slytherin Freaks
03/25/2004
PG Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Humor Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

The weirdest fic you've ever read. Written by alternating words between insane authors. Includes a burned-down school, a squashed rat, and Brad Pitt.

Words: 759
Chapters: 1
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