Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 06/10/2004
Updated: 06/10/2004
Words: 552
Chapters: 1
Hits: 452

She's the Girl Even Draco Wants

TigerLilly12

Story Summary:
To the tune of Bowling for Soup's "She's the Girl All the Bad Guys Want."

Chapter Summary:
To the tune of Bowling For Soup's "She's the Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Posted:
06/10/2004
Hits:
452
Author's Note:
Sing Away!


Tuesday night twelve o' clock and I'm waiting to make sure no one will catch me here

(Somehow Harry gets into the room and stares at Ginny. He trips over a broom and falls to the ground. Ginny wakes up, looks around, shrugs, then goes back to sleep.)

Her name is Ginny. She's a Chaser with red hair. She flies a Sweeper and it's really old

When she flies her hair flows and the Bludgers fly, but she forgot about me

Cause she's watching Quidditch

Drooling over hot guys

Listening to Hermione

Flipping tables with some charm

It's like a bad Potions class that I'm not going to pass

If you were me then you'd be screaming, "You-Know-Who kill me!"

As I fail miserably trying to get the girl even Draco wants

She's the girl even Draco wants

( Band comes up, they're in the common room, and Draco is singing back up for Harry.

Harry is lead singer, Hermione is playing keyboard, Ron is guitar, Draco bass, Fred

Drums, George other guitar, and Neville is tapping a tambourine. Ron looks at Harry then to Draco. He starts after them. Fred and George hold him back.)

She likes her cool friends and I used to like Cho.

Her room is moving with pictures of them

She said," I'd like to score four O.W.L.S in my fifth year."

She'll never know that I switched her test scores

When she flies her hair flows and the Bludgers fly, but she forgot about me

Cause she's watching Quidditch

Drooling over hot guys

Lstening to Hermione

Flipping tables with some charm

She likes them with a shaved head

Top box seats

Flying something like a Firebolt

All I have is a Firebolt

(spotlight on broom, Harry stares at it dreamily)

It's like a bad Potions class that I'm not going to pass

If you were me then you'd be screaming, "You-Know-Who kill me!"

As I fail miserably trying to get the girl even Draco wants.

She's the girl even Draco wants

There she goes again with her robe on and a thing in her hair

(Shows Ginny walking, the wind blowing, and she's in a really small outfit with her robe open over it.)

All I wanted was to see her naked

(Harry looking to sky while everyone and the screaming fans are holding back Ron. Ron is purple in the face screaming, "Let go of me!!!!!!!")

Now I'm watching Quidditch

Hanging out with her friends

Listening to Hermione

Falling asleep while I'm there

I'm to scared to shave my head and I can't get top box seats

All I have is a Firebolt

(echos, spot on Firebolt and Ginny dancing next to it)

It's like a bad Potions class that I'm not going to pass

If you were me then you'd be screaming, "You-Know-Who kill me!"

As I fail miserably trying to get the girl even Draco wants

She's the girl even Draco wants

(Ron is turned loose and attacks Harry. George is singing now.)

She's the girl even Draco wants.

(Then he goes after Draco, Draco literally runs for his life, and Ron is foaming at the mouth.)

She's the girl even Draco wants.

(Draco is lying on the floor twitching. Ron sings now.)

She's my sister so back off!

(grins, teeth bloody)

~Fin~


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