- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor Romance
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
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Published: 06/10/2004Updated: 06/10/2004Words: 552Chapters: 1Hits: 452
She's the Girl Even Draco Wants
TigerLilly12
- Story Summary:
- To the tune of Bowling for Soup's "She's the Girl All the Bad Guys Want."
- Chapter Summary:
- To the tune of Bowling For Soup's "She's the Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
- Posted:
- 06/10/2004
- Hits:
- 452
- Author's Note:
- Sing Away!
Tuesday night twelve o' clock and I'm waiting to make sure no one will catch me here
(Somehow Harry gets into the room and stares at Ginny. He trips over a broom and falls to the ground. Ginny wakes up, looks around, shrugs, then goes back to sleep.)
Her name is Ginny. She's a Chaser with red hair. She flies a Sweeper and it's really old
When she flies her hair flows and the Bludgers fly, but she forgot about me
Cause she's watching Quidditch
Drooling over hot guys
Listening to Hermione
Flipping tables with some charm
It's like a bad Potions class that I'm not going to pass
If you were me then you'd be screaming, "You-Know-Who kill me!"
As I fail miserably trying to get the girl even Draco wants
She's the girl even Draco wants
( Band comes up, they're in the common room, and Draco is singing back up for Harry.
Harry is lead singer, Hermione is playing keyboard, Ron is guitar, Draco bass, Fred
Drums, George other guitar, and Neville is tapping a tambourine. Ron looks at Harry then to Draco. He starts after them. Fred and George hold him back.)
She likes her cool friends and I used to like Cho.
Her room is moving with pictures of them
She said," I'd like to score four O.W.L.S in my fifth year."
She'll never know that I switched her test scores
When she flies her hair flows and the Bludgers fly, but she forgot about me
Cause she's watching Quidditch
Drooling over hot guys
Lstening to Hermione
Flipping tables with some charm
She likes them with a shaved head
Top box seats
Flying something like a Firebolt
All I have is a Firebolt
(spotlight on broom, Harry stares at it dreamily)
It's like a bad Potions class that I'm not going to pass
If you were me then you'd be screaming, "You-Know-Who kill me!"
As I fail miserably trying to get the girl even Draco wants.
She's the girl even Draco wants
There she goes again with her robe on and a thing in her hair
(Shows Ginny walking, the wind blowing, and she's in a really small outfit with her robe open over it.)
All I wanted was to see her naked
(Harry looking to sky while everyone and the screaming fans are holding back Ron. Ron is purple in the face screaming, "Let go of me!!!!!!!")
Now I'm watching Quidditch
Hanging out with her friends
Listening to Hermione
Falling asleep while I'm there
I'm to scared to shave my head and I can't get top box seats
All I have is a Firebolt
(echos, spot on Firebolt and Ginny dancing next to it)
It's like a bad Potions class that I'm not going to pass
If you were me then you'd be screaming, "You-Know-Who kill me!"
As I fail miserably trying to get the girl even Draco wants
She's the girl even Draco wants
(Ron is turned loose and attacks Harry. George is singing now.)
She's the girl even Draco wants.
(Then he goes after Draco, Draco literally runs for his life, and Ron is foaming at the mouth.)
She's the girl even Draco wants.
(Draco is lying on the floor twitching. Ron sings now.)
She's my sister so back off!
(grins, teeth bloody)
~Fin~
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