Karaoke Fun with the Dark Lord

"I will survive! Oh no not I! I will surviiiive!!!" Draco Malfoy screeched at the top of his lungs, thrashing about his pale blond hair. The audience erupted like Mount St Helens, but with applause instead of with tons of volcanic ash as Draco Malfoy took a sweeping bow. They were obviously distracted from his horrible voice by his hot wizard robes and shiny hair. I mean, check it out.

Malfoy stepped off of the brightly lit stage and walked towards his Slytherin friends in the back of the dark smoky karaoke bar.

"Yahh!" said Goyle, giving Draco a high five.

"Yaaahhh!!" said Crabbe, not to be outdone, and also gave Draco a high five.

"Two times!" they both grunted. Draco ducked and they ended up falling on the floor. Of course he smirked. He and the two confused thugs sat down in their booth.

"Huh huh huh huh," said Goyle.

"Huh huh huh," said Crabbe.

"What the Fuck?" said Draco Malfoy. Then he looked to where they were pointing. "Oh man, that's a laugh."

"Huh huh huh huh." I guess that's their laugh.

Ron Weasley was making a fool of himself, singing some ninny song about sunshine and flowers. His cheesy grin and jazz hands just added to the hilarity for this group of goons.

Suddenly a dark shadow passed over the three Slytherins. Of course, it was barely noticeable because the room was so dark already. More noticeable were the creepy noises emanating from the tall cloaked figure who stood before their table.

"Fwoosh, fwoosh, oooooo, ooooooo," said the sinister man. So maybe the sounds weren't all too creepy. But Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle cowered all the same.

"Wha--what do you want oh dark one?"

Voldemort slowly raised one arm and pointed at Draco Malfoy. "How dare you laugh at that song? That song was a hit way before you were in diapers, mister."

"I.. um.. he started it!" Malfoy cowarded, pointing at Crabbe.

Crabbe couldn't really talk, and just pointed at Goyle.

"I don't care who freakin' started it!" Voldemort boomed. "But as your punishment for dissing my fave song, you must sing the backups as I perform it now. Karaoke!" And with that, Voldemort swooshed off towards the stage. The other three followed grudgingly behind.

"Flowers and daisies and pansies and roooooses!"

"And roooses!"

Bright colorful lights danced in time to their music (Voldemort's a pretty powerful enchanter, he can do stuff like that).

"Dance break! Now boogie!" He Who Must Not Be Named ordered.

Malfoy started breakdancing or something weird like that, and the girls screamed (so did Harry Potter? I couldn't tell, his screams sound just like the girls'.)

"BOOOGIE!!" Voldemort zapped Draco who instantly began boogieing.

"Sunshine and rainbows and flowers and kittieeeeeeeeeeeeeees!"

"Suunshiiiine.... Kittieeeeeeeeeeees!"

Well, Draco Malfoy thought as he boogied and sang backup for the dark lord of the wizards, at least Ron looks pissed. And Ron was. That stupid Voldemort sang the same song right after him. And with style.