uvagirl

This begins as a kindly intended parody of the “late night snack” variety of light romance. As such, Harry and Hermione initially will be OOC, a rascal and a shrew respectively, but a very happy romantic ending will result. Special warnings both for sexual/anatomical innuendo and to food fetishists; sorry, the pumpkin pie and whipped cream will be eaten only, with ordinary utensils, and will not be worn!