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Harry Potter is sent to the NCC-1701 Enterprise and faces many bad things.

Ron and Hermione are finally over that "will we, won't we" crap. There's just one problem--Ron's crib is naaasty! Harry is ever the hero, saving Ron from his house and himself. Silliness abounds.

Slash, but in a very bizarre way.

AU based on David Klass' book 'You Don't Know Me' No one knows Harry Potter. Who's the Lasasha Palulu? Only Harry knows. Why does no one know him? Only Harry knows.

Harry and Hermione are staying in the Burrow as usual over the summer. When Hermione arrived, Hermione brought with her a huge trunk. What in the world could be inside this thing? Check out Ron's POV and see what is going on in his head.

Professor Blaise Zabini, the Care if the Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts, comes with his cat Macavity to a quiet inn in Orkneys. But then Macavity is stolen....

Spoofing the Astronomy Tower. Harry falls in love with a beautiful Muggle, and decides to break it off with all others. And there are a lot of others.

One day before Arthur Weasley’s birthday, his son Ron reflects on what his father truly deserves. Hinted R/Hr.

Neville acquires a pet ostrich named Nestor. Hilarity ensues. Neville/Lavender ship involved

What happens when a witch (with a capital B) is transported with her friends to Harry Potter's Hogwarts? If you don't already know, then you're about to find out!

Parvati uses Divination to find her true love.

Peter Pettigrew has a bad day.

Sirius Black grew up in a house which taught him that he was superior to other people, who were heartless, and showed little or no emotion. And when a person lived his first eleven years like this, one would easily expect him to turn into a pureblood maniac, a dark arts addict, and an immediate Slytherin. But when Sirius Black was the first of his kind to defy that rule, things changed.

Ginny lays in her bedroom in the Burrow and contemplates Sirius and Harry and remembers and yearns for the good times. This is basically a stream-of-consciousness. What does she think of Sirius and Harry now? What lies in the mind of the seventh Weasley? Read it and find out. One-shot.

Is this another plot to kill Harry Potter? Appearances from world famous house-elves, Dobby, Winky, and Kreacher! And special guest appearances from Voldemort and Harry's own fairy godfather!

One day while Harry's stomach growls, he tries to get food. The only thing to stand in his way are a couple of songs, Star Wars, Weiners, frozen bras, and eggs.

Being raised in a large family, had never really bothered George before; he was usually testing out something truly disgusting on Percy with Fred, before being chased into the garden by Mrs. Weasley, whom he decided looked like a rather large potato when she ran—Fred had agreed that it was alright to think such cruel and horrendous thoughts about One’s Mother if One’s Mother did run like a potato, ergo, One was entitled to imagine as such.

A mysterious man by the name of Lord Voldie has started an advice column, and the students (and staff!) of Hogwarts have opened their hearts and minds to him. Will chaos ensue? Or will they just get terrible advice? And who is the Lemon Drop man?!

Sirius is bored and Snape's getting letters.

Yes...I'm at it again.... It's time for another go-around at Interruptions! It's time to face the truths.... Does Ron really love Hermione... Will Virginia forgive Remus for being a werewolf... Will Sirius ever understand that talking stomachs are not very funny?! (Besides the fact that he's very dense, he has a brain problem.)

Just as Ron is about to tell Hermione how he feels, Voldemort shows up! Not to worry, Harry has a plan, and it is way better than Ron's plan of attacking Voldy with hummus! Will Harry prevail? Will Ron reveal his feelings? Will Hermione wear coloured socks? Find out in this exciting fic!

Crookshanks--half cat, half kneazle--is the most respected beast in the Magical Menagerie, blessed with insight and intelligence that has never been matched by any other creature. So when an Animagus in the form of a beaten-up old rat appears in his beloved stronghold and threatens the peace therein, he has no choice but to attack, even if it means jeopardizing the redheaded little boy who carries said Animagus. He allows himself to be adopted by a young witch who seems to have realized his intelligence and matches it with her own, only to keep an eye on this rat. He feels finally accepted and loved at Hogwarts, but will not let that deter him from his original goal. After all, things are not always what they seem…

It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, there is a new teacher for DADA. This teacher brings certain feelings to the surface, by Harry and his friends but also by Prof. Snape and Dumbledore. I've started this fanfic before HBP when Snape is just mean, I'd like to keep it that way.

Harry goes with his friend Mortie Wimsey and his family to the snail races... with some very unexpected results!

Ray Kowalski, teenage Muggle, stumbles onto a game of Quodpot. A crossover with the Due South TV show.

Is my OC a "Mary Sue"? Damn straight she is. You got a problem with that?``Rated R for vulgar language, ethnic stereotyping and New York attitude.

He's brutish, she's shrill. Gregory Goyle slips into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom late one night to escape Filch’s wrath, and an unexpected conversation ensues.

Draco buys a dark magical item. Will it work or will it backfire? A late night frolic in Hogwarts Castle.

A series I'm doing about how everyone got petrified in Chamber of Secrets.

Find out what happens in the real Harry Potter world, what would happen if Harry had to teach someone to be a wizard, and why Dumbledore really likes cardboard so much! (Okay, that last one is a ``lie.)

Child!Draco. Lucius finds his son in the kitchen with the house-elf. Involves a lot of ice cream.

Harry hears a wonderful disco song on the radio and decides to discofy the school, with the help of Madam Peace Pince. What happens though, when Snape decides to put an end to the disco? Includes disco, funky clothing, cool names, and torture weapons!

The two who know Hogwarts and its students best discuss the 1000-year-old rivalry between red and green that plagues the halls of Hogwarts.

On what may be the happiest day of Tom Riddle's life, he visits the grave of one of his victims for a lark. We learn that snakes are always unfailingly polite, that Tom likes to mangle Shakespeare, and that trite similies praising eye-color are not exclusive to fanfiction. Or, perhaps they are.

This is the third of my one chapter mini-fics. This is a tale of the marauder we know very little about - James Potter. This small fic shows that even in their early childhood, James and Sirius could be counted on for making mischief.

What happens when Harry finds out he has a sister, with whom both Draco and Ron fall in love, and who is better than Hermione in every subject (but still manages to become her best friend)? YES! A MARY SUE FIC!

Crazy doctors, threats of shots and a drooling nurser.

An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...

Poor Ron! His wife's flirting with the vacuum salesman, he's got more kids than he knows what to do with, and he has to wash the dishes! Sounds like the perfect recipe for a midlife crisis. Featuring nosy neighbors, crazy stalkers, and lots of smacking.

Sirius can't quite be impartial when commentating a Quidditch match and even less when one James Potter is playing.

A tale of the pure and untouchable love between Professor Lupin, Winky and Mrs. Norris... Or perhaps not. Let’s start again, the Gryffindors are holding a fête to pay for their now senile headmaster’s upkeep at his new home. Draco Malfoy takes a look and is exposed to the monstrous depravities lurking in the minds of Gryffindors, the above pairing and a hideously androgynous ‘bearded lady’ in the form or Rubeus Hagrid, though he’s probably more concerned about that tail of his.

A bookish old werewolf and a bookish young Gryffindor girl muse about lost love, fate and James Joyce. Indirect RWHG and RLNT hinting.

When Camille Bridges, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed American exchange student arrives at Hogwarts, it would seem that she had everything going for her. Classic Mary-Sue story? Not even close, when her new classmates' reactions aren't exactly what she had in mind. This 5th year AU fic takes the Mary-Sue cliche and adds a twist, along with some trouble, snogs, and fun. (H/Hr in later chapters).

Wherein Zacharias has some advice, the Hufflepuffs are sympathetic and Draco's reputation precedes him. [Draco/Zacharias]

Dean Thomas tries to make a point that football can be seen everywhere, more often than Quidditch, even off the pitch. But Ron Weasley doesn't agree. A heated but humorous argument of the games between both of them in one night.

After a little adventure with his Pensieve, Albus invites Minerva for a heated game of chess. Who will win?

Lisa Turpin never knew how complex writing new characters in her story could be.

Hermione comes to Harry during the summer and brings Peter Pan with her. They go to Neverland and have an adventure... Read to find out what happens to them!

In Malfoy Manor, Pansy decides she wants lemonade, and a Slytherin ALWAYS gets what they want. So Draco, Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy make lemonade... but it's a bigger problem than they thought. Resulting in humour, but ending with some serious thought of the future, and what it entails for these friends.

When George is confronted by Fred (the Second) about certain...Facts of Life...he immediately thinks of another talk with another Fred from a lifetime ago. Bolstered by his memories, he embarks on his treacherous quest to enlighten his son with the Talk. A story of memories, awkward conversation, mouldy magazines and rear ends set on fire, this, is From Fred to Fred

When a new professor from Beauxbatons captures Horace's attention, he realizes that desperate times call for desperate measures. Set in 1924. SLASH Horace/OMC (Written for the PFW Halloween Ball One-Shot Contest. Winner of Most Humorous and Runner-Up.)

Change we can believe in. Magic's another story.

Beyond the Veil and What Sirius Found There. ``A Harry Potter/ Richard III crossover.

Still as lemony fresh as ever!!! Chapter Two of the long-awaited Oz parody... Harry may be out of Hufflepuff Land, but he's not out of the woods yet!

When Gilderoy Lockhart takes Hogwarts on a trip to Australia, bathers galore are seen, and Ron gets a nice shock. Harry finally begins to understand Snape's boardies as Dumbledore parades the beach in full nudity.

Draco attempts to save Harry from eternal hellfire and damnation. Featuring hymns, dirty billboards, Muggle religion, and a rather irritated Harry.

Have you ever thought about the chances you should have taken, and what would have come of them? I do. Hell, I think about them all the time. One in particular… The story of what happens when Draco and Ginny get locked together in the dungeons for a couple of days.

Whatever *did* happen to the bust of Paracelsus? Hermione Granger certainly had nothing whatsoever to do with it, thankyouverymuch.

In which a mysterious notice is posted, Hermione is perpetually horrified, Ernie explains Aberforth's love for goats, McGonagall suggests that she and Snape "get it on," Draco waxes poetic about Harry's beauty, and two Santa Clauses dance to the Eurythmics.

Harry's back at Hogwarts for his sixth year, with a bulging beer-belly and some new friends. It's going to be a magnificent year with crazy things happening all the time....

What happens when Dumbledore decides that a play (or not, maybe) is what the students at Hogwarts need?

This fic is inspired by Arcly's fanfic plot generator. Description: ``Today, we're going to write a story about Fred Weasley and Ron Weasley which begins up a tree and concerns some nude mud-wrestling.

Ron gets a tip about Draco in a broom closet with *gasp* a Hufflepuff! Slash Draco/Marcus the Hufflepuff.

Professor Snape gives Harry a detention. He gets a little help from Malfoy during said detention.

How Voldemort wanted Goblet of Fire to end.

Just before Valentine's Day, Hogwarts is filled with utter chaos. Not from Voldemort, but from Neville Longbottom's toad knocking over a potion that released a very deadly scent... of lust.

Albus Dumbledore agrees to interview an applicant for the divination job. A kiss and a prophecy prevail.

Mrs Upples of Chethamshire has got a new lawnmower! Unfortunately, it rather has its own ideas...

BWAHAHA!! A silly story with evil! fat! Queen Pansy, a hilarious cheeky(and kind of mean) mirror, stable girl! Hermione, and butcher! Crabbe!!! Only first chappie kids!! More to come. No ships thus far.

It was the fight of the century. A battle of epic proportions. And afterwards, it was vowed to never happen again. Never again would they battle for their kids' affections. Originally written for the 2008 Fall D/G Fic Exchange.

Neville is holding a grudge against Hermione--unfortunately, she has no idea what it's about. Sure, it turns out to be rather trivial, as grudges go, but it's the start of the adventure of a lifetime; well, a two-week adventure, anyway. Started before HBP, so sixth year has absolutely nothing in common with the book, 'cept they're sixteen. That's the same.

Hermione goes to a wonderland and talks to Crookshanks about her illness.

Rose Weasley has decided to keep her word. Yesterday, she promised to try not to hate her family so much - even though this is currently proving to be incredibly difficult. Today, she is going to prove that she is not a wet blanket. She just doesn't know how...

"Ah, Moony, you are denying the deep and aching lake of lust my newly sparkly appearance caused to rise in your soul," said Sirius, but he clambered off the floor and brushed himself down. "Besides, it's pretty. Wanna touch it?" Remus, who seemed unaccountably disturbed, shook his head. "I have better things to do with my hands." Then he went bright red. "Not that I mean. Or um. I have a lot of. Assignments. Didn't do much over the break. That's all I meant." "You are a strange and twisted child, my Remus." Sirius touched his ear gingerly. "But we love you for it. I, being the spectacular, brilliant, amazing student that I am, have done all my essays already."

Ginevra Weasley returns home after several years of self-seclusion from the Magical world. Former Headmaster Dumledore is dealing with death issues and Luna Lovegood is being… herself.

Random, madcap and yet so cute! Sounds like R/Hr? A piece of advice for 'em--Just Do It.

One thing is certain, Ron Weasley will never be one of the first to arrive at platform nine and three-quarters, will he?

Zacharias Smith gives Lavender Brown some advice. She takes him up on it.

How vindictive can a teenage witch be? Well, if it happens to be a Weasley, then watch out. Here's how Ginny Weasley reacts.

Draco is obsessively stalking Harry's taxi. Draco gets run over. Draco and Harry contemplate eternal salvation.``Evanescence H/D songfic parody complete with pointless angst, random backstory, inexplainable POV shifts, Muggle trappings, and abuse of the English language.

Draco is on the verge of discovering what happens after death.

... or The O'Malley Mystery. Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Drew as they search for a thief. Kathrine O'Malley, very prominant Pureblood, ex-wife to Sirius Black (though that's not important), has lost a very powerful amulet and must find it within forty-eight hours of losing it. With the help of the Mystery Squad, they are able discover the thief.

In an AU from the Devil Series by Webba, the author herself gets dragged into her own fic and wackiness ensues. She has some fun with the lovely Peter Pettigrew, confuses Harry and explores her fictional world. Mainly Peter/Webba, with some Harry avoidance. :D Enjoy!

After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Hedwig have a run-in with an over-zealous Muggle official for animal rights at King's Cross on the way to back to Hogwarts for their 7th year. An alternate ending showing how things could have been if everything had stayed as simple as it was in the first 3 books.

It's a fairly amusing account of what happened to Slytherin when Hogwarts was founded.

In baseball you need to keep your eye on the ball. In quidditch you have to keep your eye on the bludger. When trying to watch the snitch this proves almost impossible. Thats why a good beater knows when to tell you to Watch It!

"It's no fun being an impatient painting in a dreary house devoid of other pieces of flat art."

One day in the common room, Ron makes friends with a former enemy who helps him out a lot. But is Weepot Maeri Wanna all he is cracked up to be, or his he too good to be true? Muahaha. (Note: a slight hint at a D/SS ship)

A loving mother thinks it's time to finally tell her daughter the legend of the girl with neverending tears... Cho Chang, a.k.a. Leaky Lue. What was Cho really like during school? After school? And was this really a legend?

The final battle... with a little of both Harry and Voldemort's 'touch' and some help from the forces of nature and the forces of the impossible.

James Sirius Potter has a plan for the first Quidditch match of the season. One that's sure to grab everyone's attention.

Lucius in black fur, yummy. Goyle in a Cupboard, not so scrummy. A basilisk with an upset tummy!

What happens when a crazed author captures Harry Potter and tries to force him to write his own fanfiction? Only one thing. Insanity! Featuring blond!Ron!

Someone is playing pranks on the teachers and students of Hogwarts.

Regina took the small box from Fred, slid her finger under the paper and carefully unwrapped it. She slipped the lid of the box off and stared at the exquisite dragon hair clip with matching earrings. The dragons were made out of jade and edged with gold. The hair clip was large enough to hold Regina's hair in a high ponytail but small enough to hold a small amount of her hair away from her face. She pulled the earrings from the box and removed her small gold studs to put her new earrings on. The dragon earrings dangled about an inch from her earlobes. They swung with each turn of her head.

A sweet songfic about the Weasleys. Particularly Ginny and Molly. Lyrics are from the Blake Shelton song The Baby. One-shot

Two stragglers collide in a Hogwarts hallway (though not quite by chance), begin a hesitant romance (though not quite by choice), and may spark the ending of a rivalry that's been going on for centuries (though not quite on purpose). Pre-Yule Ball fluff. (Kenneth Towler/Patricia Stimpson - both minor OOtP characters)

Trelawney attempts to impress her class, only to find that her lack of Latin skills has backfired.

I took Eminem's lyrics and tune and tweaked it a bit; HP style.