Sergeant Majorette

Is my OC a "Mary Sue"? Damn straight she is. You got a problem with that?``Rated R for vulgar language, ethnic stereotyping and New York attitude.

Lord Voldemort thinks he’s the most powerful wizard alive, but he gets his butt kicked by a bunch of kids on a regular basis. He also thinks he’s the son of a Muggle who abandoned his witch wife. Herewith one possible answer to the musical question: how deluded is this guy?

In Bulgaria at Christmastime, young men known as "Koledari" go from house to house singing "Koledo" songs that, in the “Deck-the-Hall” mode or like Wassail songs, have nothing to do with Christmas, but bring good wishes for the New Year. It’s just a little bit different when wizards are involved.

...Viktor still had his back to her. He was fiddling with something -- doubtlessly a diamond ring. Hermione looked back at the scroll of parchment in her hand. Both loved her -- but who did she love? Hermione looked between Viktor and the letter once more, then took out the quill she always carried with her and scribbled something on the back of the letter in her hand. She tied it to Pigwidgeon and watched the owl fly away. When he was out of sight, Hermione took out her wand."Apparatio The Burrow." So ends Sarah Christine’s Work This Life Out My Way. Is that cold or what? Some justice for our Viktor, if you please....

I know nothing about love except what I hear in songs.

We don't know about you, but we think Hagrid has promise. He needs a little work before you start shipping him off...

Hawk, you brave bird, what did you see as you flew over Pirin Mountain? Did you meet our young hero, our leader?``Another verse in the epic ballad of the life and times of Viktor Krum which answers the musical question "Why does he walk like that?"

Our Viktor is such a modest, self-effacing lad: you might not know it, but he's been interesting since the day he was born...

What made Severus Snape turn from the Dark side to the Light? Was it something James Potter said? If so, why hasn't he gotten over it after all these years? What is his middle name?``Oh-- and did you know you can hack into a person's Pensieve?

He's blond, he's beautiful, he's sweet sixteen -- and now he can see the thestrals...``I'm sorry, but Draco needed a serious kick in the ass.