The Thirteenth Day

The Thirteenth Day

October 13

It's Friday. The 13th. My lucky day. I'm being serious. It is. Ok, so not that lucky. Today was horrible, being my lucky day. It all started out when I had that god damned Potions class first period today. We were making time-turning potions. I got a blast in my face, and so did Charlotte, Abby and Alexa (my friends). So now, I don't know what happened, but we're in Hogwarts, in England. I don't know why, but it's ten years from where we're supposed to be. These freaks are supposed to be, like, twenty. Most of them are 14 or 15. I may have gone mad. We came in to their sorting ceremony. And then, since Dumble-something didn't know what to do, he sorted us. Now we're the exchange students. We're all in Slytherin. I think that's good, because all the hot guys are in Slytherin. There's this guy named Tom that Abby is obsessing over. I think he's an exchange student, too. Then there is Charlotte and Draco. They are the perfect match. Alexa hasn't yet found a guy to obsess over. I just met Elliot. He was sitting next to me at the table. He's really cool and he told me he likes me. I have got to go to bed. GOOD NIGHT!!!! Oh, before I go, I must say that it's not as bad as I thought it would be I may want to stay here forever. The only draw back is the Gryffindors. I hate them. Now Charlotte is yelling at me to turn off the damn light. She needs her beauty sleep for Draco. Goodnight!

-Kellie

October 15

I haven't written in a while. More like a day, but ok. A lot has happened. So the best part is that this girl Pansy is trying to tell me what is what here. She says she likes me. Probably because I'm a Slytherin, like her. We're all cunning and ambitious. I set loose a snake. Hold on, I have to catch it. Ok, so now I'm back. Never mind, Draco will pay me ten Galleons to do his transfiguration homework. Ok, I can't turn this down. I need ten Galleons. Got to go!!!

-Kellie

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Oct. 20

Ok, so I don't normally write in my journal. I think that there's a first for everything. So now I'm going to write every month. It's only because this girl and her friends came from some place. I don't know where. The girl's name is Kellie and she is really cool. We are like twins! I mean, we're so much alike, it's not funny. It's so annoying, though. Her friends always listen when we are talking. So Kellie tells me that she'll get back at them. Some day. Ok, but I can't imagine Kellie eaves dropping. She tells me she's good at it though. Most the time they don't know she's there. Ok, I have to go annoy her about what she's probably writing about me (fat chance, right? Maybe not. Maybe she actually likes me... only time will tell).

-Elliot

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October 25,

I am so mad. I'm mad as a hatter. I don't know why, I just am. Wait!! Yes, I do know why. I was minding my own business (aka eavesdropping on Charlotte and Draco- What!! I caught that git Draco listening to me and Elliot!!) and I seemed to hear something... interesting. So, I wrote it down. Then I think I went mad, because I posted it all over the common room. This was about Charlotte (who is trying to read over my shoulder, she doesn't trust me! I am crying) and Draco. It said- WAIT!!! I WIL NOT WRITE THIS!!!!! Charlotte is threatening to throw this into the fire if I do. I must go and make peace with her. God only knows what she'll do to me if I don't.

-Kellie

November 1

Ok, so I haven't written in a while. Charlotte got mad at me cause I wrote *something* about her, and she made me erase it. Ok, so here it is again: Charlotte never came to the dormitory last night. When she was last seen, she was sitting next to Draco in the common room. Then they walked out. Oh yes, Alexa has found love at last! Elliot suspected that she was a lesbian, because we're in the fifth year, and she didn't have a boyfriend. I have Potions now. I shall be late. Snape doesn't mind. He favors us.

-Kellie

November 2

I love music, if you didn't already know that. So yesterday, I got myself a guitar. It's a plain, normal, muggle one. Oh yes, and today Abby broke Ron Weasley's wand. His wooden one, don't get a pervy idea. Then Potter decided that he hated all of us 'exchange students'. Good choice. So, last night, you can guess where Abby was. That's right! She was planning their death. She wants me to make two potions for her. One is a poison, and the other is a love potion for Tom. She thinks Tom only likes Ginny, but I know the truth. He only likes Abby. I know this because he told me that if I told Abby he likes her, then he would pay me several hundred Galleons. I think he's desperate. Now I really need to do my work. If I don't then I'll have Professor Mconagall breathing down my neck. Farewell and goodbye!!

-Kellie

November 5

So, I didn't make the love potion. They're illegal. I told Abby she didn't need it, because Tom is head over heels for her anyways. She didn't believe me. I don't blame her. I told her I wasn't lying this time, and she hugged me. Then Tom walked in and it took us an hour to convince him that he wasn't in love with a lesbian. The last part of the hour included some things that should definitely convince him that she's not lesbian. I left as they took the "Longest Snog Award". Now both of them are in detention for making a poisonous potion without supervision. The stupid part is, the god damned teacher left them alone in the room, so they snuck off somewhere I personally think that they went to the Chamber of Secrets. Dumbledore is hopping mad. He thinks that they have no right to do that. I think they're lucky. Snakes are cool, especially basilisks. Oh yeah, I need to say who the cool people are, and who royally sucks.

Cool People: Draco, Abby, Tom, Charlotte, Alexa and Elliot, of course, and Pansy, Lucy, Cynthia, and Mollie. The idiots are Harry Potter and his gay friends, and all the rest of those stupid Gryffindors. The best thing about this school is that the guys in Slytherin aren't like the guys at my other school. These guys are all really nice, but they're all like me. I don't mean to be corny, but that's never happened to me before. I don't believe it! I got through this corny bit without throwing up! This is so corny. Corn, corn, corn. Well, at least it's not porn. Anyways, I don't think I ever want to leave. Elliot is really the only one who I can tell about my travels in my time. He thinks it's really stupid that witches and wizards use televisions. This girl named Margi was annoying me all through out potions, so I have to write a horrible little secret that I know. She is a player. She is going out with Ron and Harry. The worst part is that it's mostly at the SAME TIME in the boys' dorm. When the other boys are still in the room. Some people are hearing things too. ORGY! She thinks she's my friend, and whenever I ignore her, she writes me a love letter. Excuse me, but I'm not a lesbo (I hope! JUST KIDDING).

-Kellie

November 7

Today was a very good day. Do you know why? I punched Harry Pothead in the face. What happened was he was annoying Elliot. To make him really mad, Pothead started insulting me. So Elliot whispered in my ear, "Do you want to attempt a murder?" So of course, I said sure. Then we both jumped up. Elliot started to beat him up, and I started hexing him. So of course McGonagal has to come and save the little idiot. While she was trying to keep him and potter apart, I punched him in the nose. Pity it didn't kill him. Oh, damn I've got detention in a minute. I have to go!

-Kellie

November 13

Well, for all the lucky days in my pointless, pathetic life, you had to choose this one. Today the idiotic prat who stole my diary gave it back to me. Guess who it was. Harry Potter. I don't think I would have guessed, except for the fact that he came up to me today in potions and told me that I had really nice thoughts on how I was going to kill him. So, being that it was potions class and Professor Snape was no where in sight, I dumped my whole cauldron on him. Then Snape, who had been in the back of the class room the whole time, gave us detention. TOGETHER! I shall attempt a murder before the night is through. I have a sick mind, don't I? Well, I will now say what is to become of the twit. I am going to stab him in the heart with my brother's knife. I want to watch him suffer.

On a happier note, or not, I am sure that the knife is the only reason I remember where I came from. I think that everyone else has forgotten. Dumbledore tells us that we must get back. I don't know what the rush is. I had forgotten all about my home and family until this point. I personally see no reason to go back, but I am sure that the old fool Dumbledore is working on it this very minute. It seems that because of some strange reason we are more powerful than we ought to be. I am seriously beginning to think about this. I've got to go. Fuck this stupid detention!

-Kellie

November 15

Today is Saturday, so I can write a lot more. I just went to Hogsmeade and now I can get sugar high while I write this. I have had a few days to think about this. I don't want to go back. Why would someone want to go back to a life that they hated? Why go back to a school that they called a living Hell? I hope you see my point. I do not want to go back. Heh. Abby just found out that Tom is a sixteen year old Voldemort that is preserved in a diary. Now she's yelling at him for not telling her. I don't see why he had to tell her. It is his business if he wishes to preserve himself in a diary for a long time. Harry Potter thought he had destroyed him. What a stupid prat! Most people have more than one diary, you know. Well, now that they've calmed down, Draco is raging about how everyone thinks he's gay. He says it is an outrage. Even Charlotte is telling him to shut up. Elliot just walked in. I have to go. Oh, yes, before I do, I must reveal who Alexa's boyfriend is. Drum roll please! It is...... Ryan. He is the Slytherin beater on the Quidditch team. So, anyways, Elliot is trying to read over my shoulder, so this is for him. STOP TRYING TO READ THIS YOU STUPID GIT!!!! Ok, I have to go talk to Elliot. He 'needs me' to 'help' with his 'homework'. Yeah right. Ok, got to go!

-Kellie

November 20

I have just been to see Dumbledore about this stupid potion that brought us here. He wants to know what exactly we put into it. Being the potions master that I am, I had to sit back and read a magazine while I put a charm on the cauldron and the ingredients so they would go into the cauldron at the right time. Then I guess something went wrong. But of course I didn't say any of this. He didn't ask. So now I guess he thinks that he's an idiot, because he said he's done it millions of times and it's never went wrong before. I seriously don't think we should go back. You may say I'm crazy, but I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. So if Fate decides that we are supposed to be here, it's here I'll be. I have to go now, it's time for lunch.

-Kellie

November 21

Ok, guess what. Today is my birthday. And I just found out that my parents back at home don't know anything about my going. Our entire presence is gone from that time. Not that it's any different, but anyway, now I am going to wallow in my self pity. No one cares anymore about my pathetic little problems. They only care about the people who talk back to them. What idiots! Just because I don't talk doesn't mean I don't have any feelings! Oh, well. I guess Elliot listens. Ok, so now I'm going to make whoever reads my diary next listen, even if it's the last thing I do! Ha! Didn't see that coming did you? HA HA HA!!!! So, that just sucks for you, you pathetic little freak! Ok, so listen and you may just stop reading this. Oh, by the way, did you know that I hate you? Now that that is clear, listen up (or read, whatever you freaks do with other people's diaries). I think that I am going mad. Do you think I am going mad? Don't answer that, Ok? Now, I know how to get back. No one else does, but I do. I don't want to go back, though, so I am going to pretend to be stupid. I like being stupid. That, however, isn't the point. Now I am going to write about home. I go to the School for Retard Witches and Wizards (not really, but I truly think that's what it's for). The headmaster is Professor Cosgrove. He's really nice, and he also teaches. It's a very small school. So then there's Professor Leidline, who teaches History of Magic. Professor Festa teaches Transfiguration, and Professor Sullivan teaches Herbology. Professor Spranklin teaches Muggle Studies. Professor Cosgrove, I forgot to say, teaches Transfiguration. The coolest part is that he didn't mind when I turned Abby into a badger! It wasn't on purpose, I think. Ok, so now I am going down to the common room. Elliot is calling me. I got to go!

-Kellie

Later

You'll never guess! Ok, Ill tell you. Abby, Charlotte, and Alexa got everyone in the Slytherin house to get me a gift at Hogsmeade. Everyone in our year, that is. So then Tom and Abby snuck in candy and butterbeer from Hogsmeade. I got so many god damned gifts! Abby got me a snake. His name is Naimarss. Alexa and Charlotte and their boyfriends got me potions equipment. Not all are legal (YES!!). Elliot gave me this really cool necklace. It's a silver chain with a silver snowflake on it. I don't know why I like it, it seems so... girlie. But I do, so don't ask. Tom gave me a diary. Isn't that just so... him? Well, I have to go. I need to sleep (yeah, right. Like I'd sleep. But I really do sleep... after I'm done writing a detailed description of my life so anyone can know anything about me in seconds... never mind)

-Kellie

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November 22

Yesterday was Kellie's Birthday. It was a blast! We threw a huge party in the common room. She was totally surprised by it. We had decorated the room with green and silver streamers. Elliot even gave her a kiss as she reached the bottom of the stairs! He gave her a necklace. Tom gave her a diary (typical). Alexa and Charlotte gave her potions equipment (not all legal). I gave her a snake. Ribbon Snake, to be exact. His name is Naimarss. I know because Tom is helping me learn Parsel Tongue. He says I have a natural talent for it. I'm just happy to have him as a teacher. I've got to go. Kellie wants me to tell her what Naimarss likes to eat.

-Abby

November 23

Today Tom and I played the funniest practical joke *ever* on Kellie. We were sitting in my room. He was teaching me Parsel Tongue. Well, maybe that's not *all* we were doing....... Any way, Tom had said something funny and I was laughing when he put his hand over my mouth. I listened and heard footsteps. I recognized that they were Kellie's. I told that to Tom and he started grinning evilly. I asked him what he was grinning about and he told me the joke. Here is what we did: I gave Tom a camera that I had and he stood near the door. I started moaning, like "oooh, Tom, ooooh, aah.", and stuff like that. I moved over to the door and yanked it open. Kellie had been standing there the whole time, eavesdropping!!! Tom snapped a picture with my camera, and she had the best expression on her face!!

-Abby

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November 24

I am very mad at Abby. I'm so pissed it's not fucking funny! I was walking to our dorm and I heard Abby and Tom in the room. So, as I wanted to get back at her for trying to look over my shoulder while I was writing in this book (and I wasn't writing about her, I just hate it when people look over my shoulder, and she knows that), I stood and listened. Then, out of nowhere, Abby started to say things like, "Ohhh, Tom, ohhhhhh." It sounded so fake! So I was standing there trying not to laugh and I do admit, I look like an idiot when I try to stop myself from laughing, when the door opened and Tom took a picture! So I tried to grab the camera but he banished it to the Chamber. I don't think I'm so mad now. I should probably run, though, because I don't think Tom and Abby will be too happy about what's going to happen in a few moments in the dorm... I just happened to place a few 'rather nasty' items in a few 'hidden places'. Use your imagination. Or, if you have a really perverted imagination, then try to imagine... oh, never mind. I'm confusing myself. Ok, so in other words, I am now certain to have my revenge.

-Kellie

December 20

I know. I haven't written in... a while. But I don't know what to write about! Yes, actually I do. There is no way to go back. My brilliance in Potions has just lost us our families! Oh, great. Now I think I'll go cry. NOT!! I was never really that close to any of them. And, besides (can you tell I'm trying to look on the bright side? It's not working! Is it?) Would you be close to a family that never stopped fighting (verbally) and stole things from each other? Oh, good now look! Here comes the bitch crowd. I should really stop writing during potions. The god damn Gryffindors are getting on my nerves. So, what have you learned today, you stupid crap heads? That I will never go back to my normal home (I get to stay with Elliot! Score!) and I had a dysfunctional family? No! You learned that you have to put up with me for another two years! Sucks for you, loser!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

-Kellie