The Love-Struck Ferrets

Poor Ron! His wife's flirting with the vacuum salesman, he's got more kids than he knows what to do with, and he has to wash the dishes! Sounds like the perfect recipe for a midlife crisis. Featuring nosy neighbors, crazy stalkers, and lots of smacking.

Ron and Hermione are finally getting married! But beware the Wedding Planner! Only a whole lot of sedatives will get them through this experience. Featuring a very frantic Hermione, clueless Ron, and one flame-throwing priest on a mission. Continuation of EBTs parts one and two.

Ron, being the ever-mindful, sensitive friend that he is, has totally forgotten to get Hermione's birthday present. Join him as he races like made, going through dental floss and other random objects, trying to find the perfect gift for Hermione. And yes - as always, there is Draco abuse. R/Hr; written script format.

Vicious Garden Gnomes, Draco's fruity shampoo, and shopping for diamond rings - Ron wants to propose to an increasingly frustrated Hermione. More fun, laughs, and of course, Draco abuse. Continuation of the first EBT of R/Hr.

Mantolwen: Welcome to the Epically Bad Tale of Hagrid and Fang.``Fang: *barks*``Hagrid: Ow!``Fireboltflyer: You wouldn't believe how messy his hair is. Two-hundred and three. You'd better read this before I snap all the combs.``Fang: *cowers*``Hagrid: Don' worry, Fang, it's jus' my fandom.

Hair care products, manicures, shrieks of fear and weight-watching: all in a day of the life of Draco Malfoy. Written script-syle. Follow Draco from wake-up to bedtime, as he swaggers, screams, and admires his reflection through a day at school.

I hate you! You're so oblivious! I hate you! You're too smart! The epically bad tale of how Ron and Hermione get together, told in six acts (written in script format). Featuring a clueless Harry, a cameo from the Half-Blood Prince, and many other assorted characters.