Rin and Pip

How It Can Go Wrong by Rin and Pip

05/07/2007

PG-13 Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Fred Weasley George Weasley Minerva McGonagall Severus Snape Harry and Hermione and Ron Humor The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years

In which a mysterious notice is posted, Hermione is perpetually horrified, Ernie explains Aberforth's love for goats, McGonagall suggests that she and Snape "get it on," Draco waxes poetic about Harry's beauty, and two Santa Clauses dance to the Eurythmics.

Words: 4,075

Chapters: 1