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A tale of the pure and untouchable love between Professor Lupin, Winky and Mrs. Norris... Or perhaps not. Let’s start again, the Gryffindors are holding a fête to pay for their now senile headmaster’s upkeep at his new home. Draco Malfoy takes a look and is exposed to the monstrous depravities lurking in the minds of Gryffindors, the above pairing and a hideously androgynous ‘bearded lady’ in the form or Rubeus Hagrid, though he’s probably more concerned about that tail of his.

A bookish old werewolf and a bookish young Gryffindor girl muse about lost love, fate and James Joyce. Indirect RWHG and RLNT hinting.

When Camille Bridges, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed American exchange student arrives at Hogwarts, it would seem that she had everything going for her. Classic Mary-Sue story? Not even close, when her new classmates' reactions aren't exactly what she had in mind. This 5th year AU fic takes the Mary-Sue cliche and adds a twist, along with some trouble, snogs, and fun. (H/Hr in later chapters).

Wherein Zacharias has some advice, the Hufflepuffs are sympathetic and Draco's reputation precedes him. [Draco/Zacharias]

Dean Thomas tries to make a point that football can be seen everywhere, more often than Quidditch, even off the pitch. But Ron Weasley doesn't agree. A heated but humorous argument of the games between both of them in one night.

After a little adventure with his Pensieve, Albus invites Minerva for a heated game of chess. Who will win?

Lisa Turpin never knew how complex writing new characters in her story could be.

Hermione comes to Harry during the summer and brings Peter Pan with her. They go to Neverland and have an adventure... Read to find out what happens to them!

In Malfoy Manor, Pansy decides she wants lemonade, and a Slytherin ALWAYS gets what they want. So Draco, Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy make lemonade... but it's a bigger problem than they thought. Resulting in humour, but ending with some serious thought of the future, and what it entails for these friends.

When George is confronted by Fred (the Second) about certain...Facts of Life...he immediately thinks of another talk with another Fred from a lifetime ago. Bolstered by his memories, he embarks on his treacherous quest to enlighten his son with the Talk. A story of memories, awkward conversation, mouldy magazines and rear ends set on fire, this, is From Fred to Fred

When a new professor from Beauxbatons captures Horace's attention, he realizes that desperate times call for desperate measures. Set in 1924. SLASH Horace/OMC (Written for the PFW Halloween Ball One-Shot Contest. Winner of Most Humorous and Runner-Up.)

Change we can believe in. Magic's another story.

Beyond the Veil and What Sirius Found There. ``A Harry Potter/ Richard III crossover.

Still as lemony fresh as ever!!! Chapter Two of the long-awaited Oz parody... Harry may be out of Hufflepuff Land, but he's not out of the woods yet!

When Gilderoy Lockhart takes Hogwarts on a trip to Australia, bathers galore are seen, and Ron gets a nice shock. Harry finally begins to understand Snape's boardies as Dumbledore parades the beach in full nudity.

Draco attempts to save Harry from eternal hellfire and damnation. Featuring hymns, dirty billboards, Muggle religion, and a rather irritated Harry.

Have you ever thought about the chances you should have taken, and what would have come of them? I do. Hell, I think about them all the time. One in particular… The story of what happens when Draco and Ginny get locked together in the dungeons for a couple of days.

Whatever *did* happen to the bust of Paracelsus? Hermione Granger certainly had nothing whatsoever to do with it, thankyouverymuch.

In which a mysterious notice is posted, Hermione is perpetually horrified, Ernie explains Aberforth's love for goats, McGonagall suggests that she and Snape "get it on," Draco waxes poetic about Harry's beauty, and two Santa Clauses dance to the Eurythmics.

Harry's back at Hogwarts for his sixth year, with a bulging beer-belly and some new friends. It's going to be a magnificent year with crazy things happening all the time....

What happens when Dumbledore decides that a play (or not, maybe) is what the students at Hogwarts need?

This fic is inspired by Arcly's fanfic plot generator. Description: ``Today, we're going to write a story about Fred Weasley and Ron Weasley which begins up a tree and concerns some nude mud-wrestling.

Ron gets a tip about Draco in a broom closet with *gasp* a Hufflepuff! Slash Draco/Marcus the Hufflepuff.

Professor Snape gives Harry a detention. He gets a little help from Malfoy during said detention.

How Voldemort wanted Goblet of Fire to end.

Just before Valentine's Day, Hogwarts is filled with utter chaos. Not from Voldemort, but from Neville Longbottom's toad knocking over a potion that released a very deadly scent... of lust.

Albus Dumbledore agrees to interview an applicant for the divination job. A kiss and a prophecy prevail.

Mrs Upples of Chethamshire has got a new lawnmower! Unfortunately, it rather has its own ideas...

BWAHAHA!! A silly story with evil! fat! Queen Pansy, a hilarious cheeky(and kind of mean) mirror, stable girl! Hermione, and butcher! Crabbe!!! Only first chappie kids!! More to come. No ships thus far.

It was the fight of the century. A battle of epic proportions. And afterwards, it was vowed to never happen again. Never again would they battle for their kids' affections. Originally written for the 2008 Fall D/G Fic Exchange.

Neville is holding a grudge against Hermione--unfortunately, she has no idea what it's about. Sure, it turns out to be rather trivial, as grudges go, but it's the start of the adventure of a lifetime; well, a two-week adventure, anyway. Started before HBP, so sixth year has absolutely nothing in common with the book, 'cept they're sixteen. That's the same.

Hermione goes to a wonderland and talks to Crookshanks about her illness.

Rose Weasley has decided to keep her word. Yesterday, she promised to try not to hate her family so much - even though this is currently proving to be incredibly difficult. Today, she is going to prove that she is not a wet blanket. She just doesn't know how...

"Ah, Moony, you are denying the deep and aching lake of lust my newly sparkly appearance caused to rise in your soul," said Sirius, but he clambered off the floor and brushed himself down. "Besides, it's pretty. Wanna touch it?" Remus, who seemed unaccountably disturbed, shook his head. "I have better things to do with my hands." Then he went bright red. "Not that I mean. Or um. I have a lot of. Assignments. Didn't do much over the break. That's all I meant." "You are a strange and twisted child, my Remus." Sirius touched his ear gingerly. "But we love you for it. I, being the spectacular, brilliant, amazing student that I am, have done all my essays already."

Ginevra Weasley returns home after several years of self-seclusion from the Magical world. Former Headmaster Dumledore is dealing with death issues and Luna Lovegood is being… herself.

Random, madcap and yet so cute! Sounds like R/Hr? A piece of advice for 'em--Just Do It.

One thing is certain, Ron Weasley will never be one of the first to arrive at platform nine and three-quarters, will he?

Zacharias Smith gives Lavender Brown some advice. She takes him up on it.

How vindictive can a teenage witch be? Well, if it happens to be a Weasley, then watch out. Here's how Ginny Weasley reacts.

Draco is obsessively stalking Harry's taxi. Draco gets run over. Draco and Harry contemplate eternal salvation.``Evanescence H/D songfic parody complete with pointless angst, random backstory, inexplainable POV shifts, Muggle trappings, and abuse of the English language.

Draco is on the verge of discovering what happens after death.

... or The O'Malley Mystery. Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Drew as they search for a thief. Kathrine O'Malley, very prominant Pureblood, ex-wife to Sirius Black (though that's not important), has lost a very powerful amulet and must find it within forty-eight hours of losing it. With the help of the Mystery Squad, they are able discover the thief.

In an AU from the Devil Series by Webba, the author herself gets dragged into her own fic and wackiness ensues. She has some fun with the lovely Peter Pettigrew, confuses Harry and explores her fictional world. Mainly Peter/Webba, with some Harry avoidance. :D Enjoy!

After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Hedwig have a run-in with an over-zealous Muggle official for animal rights at King's Cross on the way to back to Hogwarts for their 7th year. An alternate ending showing how things could have been if everything had stayed as simple as it was in the first 3 books.

It's a fairly amusing account of what happened to Slytherin when Hogwarts was founded.

In baseball you need to keep your eye on the ball. In quidditch you have to keep your eye on the bludger. When trying to watch the snitch this proves almost impossible. Thats why a good beater knows when to tell you to Watch It!

"It's no fun being an impatient painting in a dreary house devoid of other pieces of flat art."

One day in the common room, Ron makes friends with a former enemy who helps him out a lot. But is Weepot Maeri Wanna all he is cracked up to be, or his he too good to be true? Muahaha. (Note: a slight hint at a D/SS ship)

A loving mother thinks it's time to finally tell her daughter the legend of the girl with neverending tears... Cho Chang, a.k.a. Leaky Lue. What was Cho really like during school? After school? And was this really a legend?

The final battle... with a little of both Harry and Voldemort's 'touch' and some help from the forces of nature and the forces of the impossible.

James Sirius Potter has a plan for the first Quidditch match of the season. One that's sure to grab everyone's attention.

Lucius in black fur, yummy. Goyle in a Cupboard, not so scrummy. A basilisk with an upset tummy!

What happens when a crazed author captures Harry Potter and tries to force him to write his own fanfiction? Only one thing. Insanity! Featuring blond!Ron!

Someone is playing pranks on the teachers and students of Hogwarts.

Regina took the small box from Fred, slid her finger under the paper and carefully unwrapped it. She slipped the lid of the box off and stared at the exquisite dragon hair clip with matching earrings. The dragons were made out of jade and edged with gold. The hair clip was large enough to hold Regina's hair in a high ponytail but small enough to hold a small amount of her hair away from her face. She pulled the earrings from the box and removed her small gold studs to put her new earrings on. The dragon earrings dangled about an inch from her earlobes. They swung with each turn of her head.

A sweet songfic about the Weasleys. Particularly Ginny and Molly. Lyrics are from the Blake Shelton song The Baby. One-shot

Two stragglers collide in a Hogwarts hallway (though not quite by chance), begin a hesitant romance (though not quite by choice), and may spark the ending of a rivalry that's been going on for centuries (though not quite on purpose). Pre-Yule Ball fluff. (Kenneth Towler/Patricia Stimpson - both minor OOtP characters)

Trelawney attempts to impress her class, only to find that her lack of Latin skills has backfired.

I took Eminem's lyrics and tune and tweaked it a bit; HP style.

The Creevey brothers are babysitting Kevin, the You bust slug kid from the Quidditch world cup. Surely, nothing can go wrong there...

Draco has a bad day. Absinthe, ghosts, and snogging follow.

A potion is circling the school, leaving everyone it infects unable to hide there true emotions. Facades are unveiled and boundaries are crossed. An unlikely group of students pair together to solve this mystery. Featuring Draco Malfoy, the singing sensation, and strangely enough, Goyle, going ballet.

Harry goes crazy when a Slytherin tells him that her house is going to``win the Hogwarts Cup this year. The real height of the story is when the world meets Spider-Bat, but it's mainly about Harry (not).

Thanks to his tomcatting ways, Crookshanks is stuck entering the worst rodent in Hogwarts into SMART's Grand Rodent Race: Scabbers. ````Ever wonder what the various animals of Hogwards do when their humans are busy? How these often smarter-than-average creatures keep themselves busy? This story is about one event the Hogwarts cats hold, told from Crookshank's point of view!

One thing that no one ever notices about an Animagus is that they retain some sort of the animal they transform into within themselves.

Voldemort is known as the terror of the wizarding world, and a terrorist in the Muggle world. Well everyone has their off days... Right? What happens to poor Voldie when he's forced to go out and deal with the Muggles that he despises so much, in order to get the food that makes his evil brain tick?

This author is in for the ride of her life and transferring into Hogwarts as a sixth year is only a blip on the radar! She must cram for exams, avoid Malfoy, get Ron & Hermione together, avoid Malfoy, get Harry & Ginny togther, avoid Malfoy, survive in Hufflepuff and... MAKE OUT WITH MALFOY?! SAY WHAT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Draco lies dying on the battlefield. He thinks about his life choices and dying.

In this fic you will watch Crookshanks as he tries to find his soul mate. When he thinks he's finally found a fantastic feline, will he be able to convince her that they belong together? Crookshanks/. . . wouldn't you like to know! Read and find out!

In the fifth of my parody series, Harry tries to kill himself several times in rapid succession, stopped by government coverups, several very cool yet grossly screentime-deprived people, and Dumbledore's ACTING!

This is a parody. What if Harry Potter was an American red neck cowboy? This is an exercise in learning how to write dialogue different from the normal English language. The British readers may have problems with it. I was also trying to develop dialogue which suggests sensual themes, but does not define them. What is really going on is in the minds of the reader. Overall, intense romance, strong sexual content, and a lot of humor, I hope. The story got the best of me. It was only supposed to be about six pages. I feel bad about writing it and I don't suggest you read it.

Sometimes moments come when everything you thought you knew changes.

Mrs. Figg had a thing for cats.

Whatever happened to Lee Jordan's pet spider?

Is the Giant Squid merely a docile mollusk, or is there something more to this tentacled mystery of the depths? The fate of the world rests in Dobby's hands, and Dumbledore is at his cleverest.

PoA era. Severus Snape takes a thoughtful stroll down Diagon Alley at the start of the Christmas holidays, but it soon turns into a quite a harrowing ordeal for our favourite Potions Master. Contains some rather dark humour. You have been warned!

Set in the _Slytherin Rising_ AU. Draco Malfoy's in love with Ravenclaw's hardest hard-girl. Can a Slytherin and a Ravenclaw find happiness together---particularly if she tends to think he's rubbish? And what's up with the fencing master and Luna?

Dear Diary, Bill handed me this book and told me to write in it. He said I needed it… But the last time I had a diary, it didn’t really work out for me. But Bill told me he bought this in a Muggle bookshop, so I know that there won’t be any incarnates of You-Know-Who hiding it in. Anyway, I just started my sixth year at Hogwarts last week. Harry finally asked me out (hurrah! It’s been long enough). We haven’t had a chance to go on the date yet, but a Hogsmeade weekend is coming up soon. I can’t wait! -Ginny

Lavender Brown is not the easiest of people to get along with. Mark has managed to overcome the first hurdle, she has finally agreed that they are going out together. Now Mark faces another challenge

Harry Potter is left to face life without Dumbledore as he searches for the last Horcruxes. Will he learn to stop pushing away the ones he loves in order to protect them, thus harnessing "the power he knows not?"

Dragons' Heartstrings is a fan fic in soap opera form, based on Harry's life after Hogwarts. Packed with Gred and Forge style humor, random jokes, and satire, Dragons' Heartstrings pokes fun at the dramatic quality of soap operas as well as the far-fetched ideas of some other Harry Potter fan fictions.

It is 1976 and the Marauders are in the last few days of their sixth year. An invitation is issued for a Muggle-style disco by the Gryffindor seventh-years to celebrate the end of the term. What crazy and wild hijinks will happen at the disco?

What happens when the four biggest baddies in fiction and fantasy get together for a little tea?

The sequel to "A Look in the Mind of Voldemort," based on Nonoka's artwork, the new FictionAlley Park picture. A spy tries to find out what happens to the Dark Lord. He find himself watching Ships in Fiction Alley Park pass by.

Ron goes on vacation to Paris. Ahh... the city of love. Just who catches his eye and heart? Based on The Beatles' "Michelle."

George's birthday is never truly happy. Will this year be any different?

Harry’s in deep trouble. He’s also in Hull. Factor in an evil, fuming faction, a nemesis, and some Ancient Greek Thugs and you’ve got yourself a fic. A completely irreverent jokelette about villains, creeping around, and sexual tension that could (loosely) be called a ‘thriller’ but really, you’d have to be mad. [H/D]

Everyones favourite fanfiction authors Siofra the Elf and Gwendolyn James, along with their friends, have been dragged into the past to relive one of their favourite scenes from the Harry Potter movies. Hilarity and craziness ensues as the time draws ever closer...

While Slytherin and Ravenclaw competed in a Quidditch match, the Hufflepuffs decided to have a “friendly” game of tag. No other house would ever think of putting the word “friendly” in front of a sport, or an in-class discussion. Or a meal time. The other houses were in love with hatred. Hufflepuffs could easily be seen as the Hogwarts hippies. Kindness, peace, togetherness, man.

A schedule of a day in the life of Voldemort. We all know he's evil, but here's the insight you've been waiting for!

Harry gets what he asks for...

The biggest child of the James Thickey Ward at St. Mungo’s is about to learn something astonishing and possibly dangerous. But – will he remember about it tomorrow?

Lucius has always been charming and witty, and even silver looked good on him. After a night of cuddling with a hippogriff who wanders onto the Malfoy property, he finds out that there is more to life than hourly manicures. It is up to Lucius to find his way to his hippogriff again, with the help of Voldemort, Draco, and some very dead Italian designers.

In which the Defender of Stuffed Friends and Bestest Treasures does battle with a Raven. This story is set in my AU Prophecy, and occurs about three years before the Eight start at Hogwarts.

What happened to Quirrell that infamous day in Book One?

Headmistress Granger has some ideas for modernizing the school's curriculum. Severus Snape is damned if he'll let her get away with it. And the staff is stuck at Hogwarts for the summer until there is an agreement. Pure crackfic written for the Winter 2009 SSHG Exchange on LJ.

A young Slytherin sets out for the Forbidden Forest to help Professor Longbottom repair the damage done to the school garden and finds more than he bargained for awaiting him in the woods.

Harry is fed up with Ron and Hermione's constant bickering, because he knows that they secretly love each other. While at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes he buys love potions to give to Ron that will make Ron's feelings for Hermione clear. Comedic drama ensues. R/Hr. Set during HBP.

A story about Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, and Hagrid's larger-than-life love life.