Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Ships:
Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Ginny Weasley Harry and Hermione and Ron
Genres:
Humor
Era:
The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
Spoilers:
Half-Blood Prince
Stats:
Published: 12/27/2009
Updated: 12/28/2009
Words: 2,261
Chapters: 4
Hits: 259

Harry Potter and the Author Who Ruined Everything

Aiiimy

Story Summary:
This author is in for the ride of her life and transferring into Hogwarts as a sixth year is only a blip on the radar! She must cram for exams, avoid Malfoy, get Ron & Hermione together, avoid Malfoy, get Harry & Ginny togther, avoid Malfoy, survive in Hufflepuff and... MAKE OUT WITH MALFOY?! SAY WHAT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never before had a brick wall been so intimidating. I regarded the wall between platforms nine and ten with terrifying anticipation. My eyes narrowed and my mouth twisted into a line of pure determination. It was time to conquer my fears.

Words: 553
Hits: 70

“You’re not cunning… rarely ambitious… NOT Slytherin…” “You’re fairly bright… but NOT Ravenclaw…” “Gryffindor? Hmmm…”

Words: 554
Hits: 64

“What was that?! DRUGS??!!!”

Words: 508
Hits: 58

“Hey! HEY!” Professor Sprout yelled. We giggled at the sight of her in pink silk pyjamas. Hannah aimed a final pillow at me, which missed, and hit Sprout straight in the face instead.

Words: 646
Hits: 67