Nightwing

The Marauders Can Read?! (An MST) by Nightwing
02/07/2010
PG-13 Riddikulus James Potter/Lily Evans Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy Original Female Muggle/Sirius Black Bellatrix Lestrange Lily Evans Lucius Malfoy Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs Narcissa Malfoy Severus Snape Humor Fandom 1970-1981 (Including Marauders at Hogwarts) Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince Deadly Hallows (Through Ch. 36)

A mysterious girl (ME!) who calls herself the Fifth Marauder and is obsessed with Sirius forces the Marauders, Lily, Snape (!), Bellatrix (!!), Narcissa, and Lucius to read a series of books. Not just any series of books. The Harry Potter series of books

Words: 183,440
Chapters: 12
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Harry Potter and the Uncontrollable Angst of Doom by Nightwing
09/30/2009
R Riddikulus Parody Humor Unspecified Era Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince Deadly Hallows (Through Ch. 36) Epilogue to Deathly Hallows Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them The Tales of Beedle the Bard J.K. Rowling Interviews or Website

In the fifth of my parody series, Harry tries to kill himself several times in rapid succession, stopped by government coverups, several very cool yet grossly screentime-deprived people, and Dumbledore's ACTING!

Words: 8,987
Chapters: 1
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Harry Potter and the Tournament of Death by Nightwing
09/03/2009
R Riddikulus Parody Humor Other Era Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince Deadly Hallows (Through Ch. 36) Epilogue to Deathly Hallows Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them The Tales of Beedle the Bard J.K. Rowling Interviews or Website

It's the GoF movie's turn to be made fun of, with Harry wondering why Moody's a pirate, what exactly Dumbledore's on, and where all these crazy Twilight fans are coming from!

Words: 10,178
Chapters: 1
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Harry Potter and the Complete Disregard For Canon by Nightwing
07/09/2009
R Riddikulus Parody Humor Unspecified Era Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince Deadly Hallows (Through Ch. 36) Epilogue to Deathly Hallows Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them The Tales of Beedle the Bard J.K. Rowling Interviews or Website

My Prisoner of Azkaban parody appears, bringing with it Snape's ACTING, a furious audience, and no plot whatsoever! Because we have trees!

Words: 9,609
Chapters: 1
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Harry Potter and the Incredibly Stupid Hero by Nightwing
06/27/2009
R Riddikulus Parody HP Movie-verse Unspecified Era Chamber of Secrets

A random, stupid parody of the Chamber of Secrets movie, involving Harry being an idiot, Lucius being HOT, and Lockhart... well, you'll see. Oh, yeah, and David Bowie makes a guest appearance.

Words: 15,112
Chapters: 1
Hits: 242
Harry Potter and the Attack of the 80's (A Sorcerer's Stone Parody) by Nightwing
06/18/2009
R Riddikulus Parody Humor Unspecified Era Philosopher's Stone Prizoner of Azkaban

The Sorcerer's Stone movie gets a makeover- along with some help from a really pervy Snape, Gryffindor bashing, and more references to obscure 80's cult movies than you can shake a bowtruckle at!

Words: 11,946
Chapters: 1
Hits: 500