- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Ships:
- James Potter/Lily Evans Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy Original Female Muggle/Sirius Black
- Characters:
- Bellatrix Lestrange Lily Evans Lucius Malfoy Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs Narcissa Malfoy Severus Snape
- Genres:
- Humor Fandom
- Era:
- 1970-1981 (Including Marauders at Hogwarts)
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince Deadly Hallows (Through Ch. 36)
- Stats:
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Published: 01/19/2007Updated: 02/07/2010Words: 183,440Chapters: 12Hits: 11,267
The Marauders Can Read?! (An MST)
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- Story Summary:
- A mysterious girl (ME!) who calls herself the Fifth Marauder and is obsessed with Sirius forces the Marauders, Lily, Snape (!), Bellatrix (!!), Narcissa, and Lucius to read a series of books. Not just any series of books. The Harry Potter series of books
Chapter 02 - The Boy Who Lived
07/30/2007Bellatrix reads chapter one to my helpless victims, Sirius makes a whole lot of sex jokes, and Lucius is violent. Oh yeah, and everyone thinks McGonagall and Dumbledore are in love
Chapter 03 - The Vanishing Glass
02/09/2008Sirius reads chapter two to my helpless victims but still makes sex joke after sex joke, Lucius is obsessed with chimaeras, and Lily desperately needs a Calming Draught. Oh yeah, and I keep randomly singing.
Chapter 04 - The Letters from No One
02/16/2008Lily freaks out, Lucius is obsessed with chimaeras, Sirius is perverted, all the usual for the madness that is my little MST!
Chapter 05 - The Keeper of the Keys
03/15/2008Bella is sadistic, Lily freaks out, Lucius is still violent, and Peter is still a moron as Remus leads us in reading the fourth chapter of the book that started it all!
Chapter 06 - Diagon Alley Part 1
06/18/2008We're back with more sex jokes from Sirius, more madness from Bellatrix, and more of Remus being the only sane one here as Lucius leads us in reading the first part of chapter four!
Chapter 07 - Diagon Alley, Part 2
11/30/2008Lucius finishes Diagon Alley with more interruptions and talk about David Bowie!
James leads us in the reading of the next chapter of the MST, Peter fangirls over a rat, and Lucius and Narcissa discover something amazing.
Chapter 09 - Chapter Seven- The Sorting Hat
08/23/2009Lily's overexcited, Sirius and James nearly have heart attacks, and somebody needs to feed the rat as Narcissa leads us in this reading of the seventh chapter of Sorcerer's Stone
Lily reads Chapter Eight of Sorcerer's Stone while Severus is smug, and Sirius and James are pretty pissed off
Chapter 11 - Chapter Nine- The Midnight Duel
09/03/2009Peter shows that he is, in fact, literate, and there's a bit of a rivalry between the two fathers. Oh, Geez...
Chapter 12 - Chapter 10- Halloween
02/07/2010I read the next chapter, Lily flips out, everyone suspects Severus, and Sirius