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Another day in Potions class that ends pleasantly for Harry, but not so well for poor Seamus.

On the night before the NEWTS James and Sirius attend a party given by the Slytherins and the next generation continues the tradition.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost over with their 5th year, ``and are in Hogsmeade. Harry and Hermione are now dating, and Ron feels slightly ``left out, so he has a conversation with Madam Rosmerta at the Three Broomsticks. ``Some funny stuff, with some romance on the side.

After a Slytherin girl turns up pregnant, the staff at Hogwarts decide that all students third-year and above need to be taught Sex Ed. Snape is chosen to teach the Gryffindor and Slytherin boys.

In the summer between their fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts, the Marauders are over James' house. Unfortunately for them, that is no place for a quartet of pranksters to be, as there seems to be nothing to do! That quickly changes, however, when a mysterious book appears. Curious, they begin to read... And chaos naturally ensues!

With patience, weeks of planning and hours of effort, Ginny transforms Hermione for the Yule Ball.

Lupin gets married and settles down at 12 Grimmauld Place; Filch has a crush on someone; Harry meets his godmother; Ron is still feeling the side-effects of - er, well, Sirius is - oh, I've said too much already! Anyway, there will be loads of hilarious happenings at Hogwarts in Harry's sixth year!

Harry Potter is being beaten by the Dursleys; Hermione gets beeee-oootiful; Hogwarts gets a French transfer student from Beauxbatons AND a transfer from Durmstrang AND a transfer from America AND a transfer from Australia AND...; Draco turns over a new leaf; dances galore; and no one can figure out whether Blaise Zabini is a boy or a girl.

Lucius takes a very young Draco out for a walk. Big mistake... A rather short fic I hope you'll enjoy.

Some secrets are just better left secret. That's what Ron thinks when he accidentally gets hold of Harry's diary. Short and silly.

Out of sheer boredom, I began reading HP theories from various sites, and I was amazed at what people were coming up with. Anyway, the next thing I noticed were a bunch of plot bunnies tap dancing on my desk. This is not meant to be read anyone who is sensitive about characters, theories or 'ship. Read, enjoy and review!

The recorded conversations of the Black family's dinner.

The next chapter to the Jerry Springer show: Is Harry really gay? Did he and Draco break up after all? Will Hermione give Harry up that easily?

Blend a cube of Time Machine into a cup of Gred and Forge. The Weasley twins take a journey into the future. Will it be like what they have expected? Enjoy your beverage!

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

The real story behind how Gyrffindor joined the other Founders to create Hogwarts.

An evangelical preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy: cue smiting, jokes and ever-so-slightly-gratuitous slash parody. You won't read another fic like this :-)

In the fall of 2000, a small committee of evil creatures decided to discover just how badly they could write when they tried. They ended up writing the most atrocious Mary Sue fic of all time. This is that fic.

A funny, slashy, funny (did we mention funny and slashy?) MWPP fic where James and Lily get it together, Sirius is, um. . . Sirius, there's some strip poker, a few laughs, and a TOTAL surprise ending (we think.)

A delve into the oft-confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!

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When two fanfic authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co. are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... singing! Various characters will be turned into newts, fantastic hit musical sensations, and many end up falling into a large hole in the stage, caused by a tragic accident involving the ballet-dancing Oliver Wood and Hagrid.

St. Patrick's Day at Hogwarts. Fandom jokes and cliches abound. Oh yeah, and St. Patrick was a parselmouth. (Or was he?) (Okay, he was, I just added that for dramatic effect!) (Or did I?)

24. James decides to write a book titled, "How I Did It." Nobody is entirely sure what "It" is.

It's date night. With Thai food.

What happens when all the characters in Harry Potter get together to play Truth or Dare? What about lots of laughter? Each chapter is for a different set of people or time period. Includes MWPPL and teachers.

Harry and Ron are back at it again! They reeeeeeally don't want to be back, because they know what's awaiting them. "VH1 Goes Inside..." is back! Why? 'Cos there are soooo many more couples left to pick on.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

After writing the first six chapters of A Change of Plans, P. D. Yerf decided she wanted to write an MST. Yeah, scary, I know. So, anyway, here it is, in all its random, pointless, and completely out of character glory! Includes cameos from Riley Snave (co-author of A Change of Plans) and the Male Voice from the Ron Pompeil infomercials (it slices! it dices!)! Enjoy!

Lily Evans has always considered herself to be a rather ordinary girl. But as she enters her seventh year, things in her life start to change and Lily begins to fear that she is going a bit mad. Suddenly she finds herself Head Girl, with her mates acting strangely, and a new and improved James Potter that she can’t seem to get rid of. Based on the writing style of Meg Cabot’s “The Princess Diaries” series.

This is my warped idea for a time travel fic! Diaries are meant to be fun, harmless things...they're not for Lily! One day she meets James Potter's (her stalker's) almost indentical twin! And who is to blame? Her diary of course!

Ron has a brilliant beyond brillant idea! Will he be the only Weasley to shine in his entire family? Will he join the popular Slytherins?

Join the gang in their Seventh Year in a collection of episodes taken at various points of the year, filled with Teen comedy and starring Hopeless!Neville, Loose!Harry, FallDownDrunk!Ron, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Slash!Terry Boot, DirtyOldMan!Dumbledore, Dancing!Malcolm Baddock and Sexaholic!Voldermort. The collection of Episodes is inspired by the movies American Pie 1 and 2, as well as hopeless bouts of insomnia. Each time I cannot sleep, I shall add another one… unless people beg me to stop. Rated R due to language, adult content and because no one would read a Teen Comedy rated PG-13, let’s be honest. Enjoy!

Harry and everyone go on the Newlywed game. What will happen? Who will win? Who will be the couples and why will Ron be sleeping on the couch tonight?

Harry, Ron and Hermione stumble across a what-if-vision. What do they want to see? What will they get to see?

When Hermione has a date, Harry realizes his feelings for her. But rather than just tell her, Harry devises a brilliant and complicated plan to get her to notice him...

Ron and Ginny get into a fight, and some rather odd stuff begins to happen.

This is the same story as "The Wizard of Oz", only with different characters, and a bit different plot.

You already know the Muggle version of the story about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Wizards tell it differently.

At the beginning of yet another school year, head of house Severus Snape welcomes both new and not-so-new Slytherin students back with a few kindly words of wise, helpful and reassuring advice. Well, he welcomes them back, anyway.

Why that whole theory about James doing a Switching Curse with Remus would, most likely, blow up in his face.

In a world where Sirius was not framed and never went to Azkaban, two-year old Harry is in the care of his godfather. Sharing a house with Remus, all is blissful domesticity... until the day Sirius decides to put some shelves up. The Muggle Way. Will their happy home be destroyed in a cloud of brick dust and woodshavings? Will Sirius emerge with all his limbs still attached? And most importantly…will Harry ever get to Toys 'R' Us for his new paddling pool?

Rowling has said that book 2 was the most difficult to write especially the ending, in a early attempt she may have written something like this before she quickly threw it into the trash can.

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return once again, to sort out Voldemort in his many incarnations.

Spontaneous Death Reversal was completely unheard of, at least until this cloudy day in mid-2004 when an eight-year-dead Sirius Black begins banging on the long-ago locked door of the old Department of Mysteries.

I, Malfoy, hottest person in the school. I could have any girl (and most of the boys-even the straight ones) in the school. I, Malfoy, cleverest person in the school. I could beat Herm…Granger in any test. I, Malfoy, Quidditch player extraordinaire. I could have beaten Potter or Gin-the Weasley girl to the Snitch any time.

Beware--it's Harry Potter, TV soap opera-style! Dashingly handsome Draco Malfoy and fiery Ginny Weasley are engaged to each other. But when Lucius doesn't agree, to what extremes will he go to separate them? Featuring ginormous complications with Cho Chang and pointless drama! Prepare yourself for sobbing!Harry with a dash of Caplocksbold!Harry, angry!Ron, Caplocks!Ron, laughing!Ron, nagging!Hermione, wailing!Narcissa Malfoy, strange!Voldemort, diabolical!Lucius Malfoy, and verypsychotic!Lucius Malfoy! Oh, yeah, you might want to watch out for those arguments between old Lucy-Poo and me. Will Draco and Ginny live happily ever after or will Lucius ruin it all?!

Stuck at the Grangers' London flat on a hot August afternoon, Ron and Harry have three hours on their hands. And a pumpkin.

Severus Snape and Remus Lupin are married and off on a whirlwind honeymoon. Some wedding guests remain to finish the leftover wine and wonder…

Oh, life is cruel for one Ginny Weasley. Harry Potter has stolen her heart and refuses to give it back. Not that Ginny has a problem with him having it. It's only that she doesn't have his heart as well. Cho Chang always seems to be at the end of his line of sight, and Ginny's had enough. It's time for a plan of action; revenge on the girl who stole her man's heart. Slightly AU - it's fifth year, but not OoTP style.

Hermione is REALLY tired of fangirls asking how to take care of the captured Ron, so she has made a handy guide to get you through all the basics of making Ron happy.

Ginny wants Harry to notice her and it seems whatever she might try to do he will not even glance at her because his eyes are glued on to Cho! Ginny will do anything and mean anything! I think Draco might have something to do with this fiasco!

It's years after the Dark Lord was defeated. The wizarding world is at peace again, but a new evil seems to be lurking at Hogwarts. Student after student files in at the Hospital Wing, and Madam Pomfrey, unable to stem the epidemic, consults Professor Dumbledore. He turns for help to one of his most trusted employee. Will he agree? Will he succeed? And by the way, what's hydrochloric acid?

What happens when you mix the marauders, Lily and a movie theatre? This chapter: Food and lots of it.

Hermione listens in on Ron and Harry doing some... experimenting.

We offer Virgin!Sirius, Homophobic!Draco, Married!Snape, Straight!Remus, Sockporn!Dumbledore, Non-sexless!Blaise, Traumatized!Poppy, and other rare things.````Part 1: We meet Sirius, a relative, a certain hippogriff and eh... what? A Hogwarts that isn't over-run by gay students?

When the Hogsmeade Apothecary runs low on potion ingredients, Peter Pettigrew gets his comeuppance and Snape gets the shock of his life. Read if you hate Wormtail!

James is a bad boy. James stares at Lily. James doesn't pay attention is Transiguration. James turns best friends into aardvarks. Bad boy, James, bad boy...

TropicalSinger!Draco. MobBoss!Harry. IrascibleBartender!Ron. Showgirl!Hermione. Who could ask for anything more? (Backup singers not included.)

Neville discovers some interesting plants while doing an extra-credit Herbology project. With assistance from Rasta!Dean, he turns Hogwarts into a land of free love and inexpensive pot. But what happens when the Ministry declares weed illegal? And what does The Jammin' Lord V. think of all this?

What if Harry and Co. all had computers? Some strange things! An ongoing late-night chat turns into a saga in..."When Harry Met the Computer!"

Harry is the most powerful wizard in the world. He's also in a really, REALLY bad mood. What happens when some unlikely allies decide to help Harry cheer up by interfering with his love life?

This is a parody of the more outrageous hurt/comfort Harry/Severus slash fics.

The sequel to Stuck in a Room with You! Sirius gets a wee bit out of hand with his obsession, and Lily gets a wee bit out of hand with Peter... and someone else gets stuck in the room!

As another day dawns, Sirius Black confides to Remus his suspicions that they and the rest of the inmates of the Fan Fiction Factory are merely cogs in the wheels of some great and sinister conspiracy. "If we are imaginary," he suggests, "then surely our imaginations are as valid as anyone else's." Remus thinks he has a point. Severus thinks he's talking through his hat. Tarzan wants another banana. Join them in the Fanficfactory for another day of saving the world as we know it.

There's nothing like maternal advice when it comes to love... because a mother simply knows everything. Doesn't she?

Harry & Draco are late for potions! What have they been doing to be so late? [Slash] [Ooh, la, la, indeed...]

A Harry/Draco SLASH humour fic from the ANALogy+TOPology Potterverse. Under the influence of hallucinogenic substances, Harry and Draco match magical skills with unexpected and somewhat bizzare outcome. Written by an incorrigible slasher *vbeg*, this story explores the unorthodox and oft twisted relationship between Harry and Draco.

Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. Who knew that Bellatrix freaked him out, too? Who knew that he had a sense of humor? Who knew that he was a tenor? Finally, the true life story of the Dark Lord... with music!

What if Lucius Malfoy had adopted Harry Potter? COMPLETE

Harry stopped believing in good and evil the week his parents, Sirius and Regulus all came back from the dead.

This is the slightly more serious prequel to "The Thinking Cap", co-written with Persephone_Kore and Alan Sauer. The Founders in the Sorting Hat take it upon themselves to sort out the argument between Godric and Salazar that split the school.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, Draco's dressing for the Ball!

Every single one of us has taken the time to respond one of those e-mail surveys. Draco did too - a bit against his will, mind you - and this is what turned out.

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Enjoy.

A selection of the most random, the most brutal, the most unserious and the most utterly confusing alternate endings in fanfiction history (and possibly the most swearing you've ever seen during narration). All for your enjoyment!

Ah, the joys of motherhood. Lily Potter is in her eighth month of pregnancy and is experiencing some very odd cravings. Dig in with Remus and Peter as they seek to placate the rumblings in her belly.

It is Harry Potter's graduation party and one of the most raucous events that Hogwarts has ever seen. What adds to the chaos is a 'harmless' game of Truth or Dare, where secrets are revealed and very strange (to say the least), dares are given. From this, Harry not only earns the title of the Boy-Who-Lived, but of the Next Marauder.

Draco Malfoy's parents decide to arrange a marriage... with Pansy Parkinson! Many failed Cunning Plans ensue, involving Potions class, snogging, and several more engagements. No specific pairing, other than some hinted-at D/Hr.

Tom Potter has an insane life. His mum's a bit 'round the bend, and has been ever since her first-born, Harry, was killed. As if that isn't enough, Tom and Euan Abercrombie, his best mate, are the nemeses of our perfect Head Girl, Hermione Granger. When Tom is thrown into an alternate universe where his brother is still alive, well, let's just say that his life just became a lot crazier.

It's the morning after and Snape and Lupin find they share an odd inclination. Slash, SS/RL.

Hermione has been acting a little weird lately... Running around school, shagging ALL the Quidditch players! But what happens when she gets a...disease? How does Malfoy factor in to all of this? What's a boy (who lived) to do?

What happens when an obsessive, Potterholic fanfiction writer and her friends get transported to the Potterverse? A lot of tripping, people falling off of their seats, mad conversations with the author, omnipotent Dumbledore, and a misunderstood Malfoy. Let the pure insanity begin!

One-shot! Draco takes Harry shopping and encounters a rather flirtacious muggle.

4 years after graduation, Harry opens a detective agency..What are the cases he has to deal with? Find out what really happened the day he defeated Voldemort, and what are the consequences of listening to a Muggle schizophrenic...

After an apallingly bad day, Ron gets the news that Hermione is going on a date with Viktor Krum. Driving by jealousy, Ron blackmails a reluctant Harry into helping him spy on Hermione and Krum\'s date. Secret spy names, tantalizing secrets, and insanity abound as Ron discovers his true feelings and Harry only gets more confused.

A fic about when the Marauders become friends with Lily. Some humour, some adventure, some nakedness! (but quite mild)

Ginny and the Gryffindor sixth-years play an April Fool's Day joke on Ron and Hermione in the hopes of getting them together once and for all. Fun and fluffy!

It was the prank of the century, a million things could have gone wrong! Most do, when the Gryffindor Women decide it's time to teach the Marauders a trick or two.

A journalist comes to Hogwarts to interview people! How interesting! Includes no dark secrets, some really out of character persons. May include things not appropriate for children under eight, such as Snape in bunny pajamas and green and silver rubber ducks.

Harry enters a contest to sing...a rap song by Eminem, star Muggle rap artist. He finds out about other surprising entries, too. Lots of fun.

In the sequel to 'The Grandfather Paradox' and 'Future Shock,' it is now ten years after Wesley's strange arrival at Hogwarts. Voldemort has fallen, and everyone is getting on with their lives. Why is Wesley arranging to leave England, however?

The inhabitants of Hogwarts are having trouble sleeping. Why? Because of nightmares, of course. But not just any nightmares; they\'re dreaming about the Fandom, and that\'s enough to scare anyone. No one\'s going to be sleeping tonight...

My name is Hermione Granger, and I'm about to screw Draco Malfoy out of just over 160 million galleons. Take that split 11 ways- you do the math.

To throw off the Death Eaters, Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny are staying at Hermione’s house for the summer. When Ron sees Hermione’s computer, it sparks questions, explanations and ego searches. What happens when they discover that there are six million, two hundred and forty thousand matches for Harry’s name?

House elves have watched the residents of Hogwarts for years. This is the retelling of a sticky love triangle between Harry, Ginny and Draco from the perspective of a dedicated house elf.

In a Hogwarts student’s Seventh Year, the weeks between the last NEWT exam and the end of term usually seem like they’ll never end! But when the Norse Trickster God, Loki, curses Ron Weasley with nine lives, the Slytherins decide that Ron needs to die -- repeatedly. Hey, it’s something to do! They devise a contest to see who can kill Weasley in the most embarrassing fashion. Who will win the contest, and how will Harry feel when it's Draco's turn?

Voldemort as Scrooge? See what happens when the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future pay the Dark Lord a visit on Christmas Eve. Featuring TinyTim!Ginny, a Malfoy family Christmas, Arthur Weasley (as Bob Cratchit) as Lord Voldemort’s clerk, and a cameo by the Dursleys. Also past Tom/Minerva.

Arthur Weasley tells his six sons a bedtime story.

Before 5th year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... GOD NO!!! It's just a book! Namely, *the* book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret... H/G, uh... something... No smut or fluff or anything gross like that.