The Teenage Witches

Hold on to your burritos, 'cause it's gonna get messy. Sex. Draco. Sex. Harry. Sex. Narcissa. And just who is Boris the sailor from Brighton?

TropicalSinger!Draco. MobBoss!Harry. IrascibleBartender!Ron. Showgirl!Hermione. Who could ask for anything more? (Backup singers not included.)