Emma S.

Something odd is happening in the Hogwarts Kitchens and it isn't the House Elves causing it. Well, not all of it anyway.

Oh, life is cruel for one Ginny Weasley. Harry Potter has stolen her heart and refuses to give it back. Not that Ginny has a problem with him having it. It's only that she doesn't have his heart as well. Cho Chang always seems to be at the end of his line of sight, and Ginny's had enough. It's time for a plan of action; revenge on the girl who stole her man's heart. Slightly AU - it's fifth year, but not OoTP style.

From the time that Ginny Weasley was eleven years old to fifteen years old, she had not been afraid of drowning. Then again, she never really had been particularly afraid of it; she had been more afraid of splinching herself when she learned to apparate when she got older. But during those years, she had not been afraid of drowning at all -- she had wished for it. ~G/T

A day in the life of muggle John Harrison turns out to be one that he will never forget... Or can he? Rated for language and gore.

Warning: Story may be too mature for boys. Proceed with caution. H/D