Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Dudley Dursley
Genres:
Humor Action
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 05/26/2003
Updated: 04/13/2004
Words: 4,307
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,281

When Dudley met Harry

Evil Respiratory Disease

Story Summary:
Before 5th year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... GOD NO!!! It's just a book! Namely, *the* book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret... H/G, uh... something... No smut or fluff or anything gross like that.

Before 5th year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... GOD NO!!! It's just a book! Namely, *the* book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret... H/G, uh... something... No smut or fluff or anything gross like that.

Words: 914
Hits: 857
Chapter 01
06/05/2003

We find out Dudley's second secret and visit the author's lightbulb!! Something really bad happens to Harry and he has another disturbing thought... (I still can't get that out of my head... ew...) Some very slight cussing, and the plot will begin to form soon, I promise.

Words: 1,249
Hits: 587
Chapter 02
04/02/2004

There's more to Dudley than meets the eye. What happens when he gets ahold of some literature that shows his cousin in a different light than his parents? Read and find out what happens as Dudley and his Smeltings stick are introduced to the wizarding world... and like it. AU (pre-OotP).

Words: 1,068
Hits: 434
Chapter 03
04/13/2004

Before fifth year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... GOD NO!!! It's just a book! Namely, *the* book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret... H/G, uh... something... No smut or fluff or anything gross like that (at least, not yet ;).

Words: 1,076
Hits: 403