When Harry Met the Computer

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"When Harry Met the Computer" - Part 1

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Online Host: [ CaramelloChic has entered the room. ]

CaramelloChic: Where is everybody?!?

Online Host: [ XSetsunaMirrorX has entered the room. ]

XSetsunaMirrorX: meow mewo
XSetsunaMirrorX: *meow...Hey Fern!
CaramelloChic: Hola! Didja remind Saturn that we were gonna be here?
XSetsunaMirrorX: erm..yeah...

Online Host: [ Moony101 has entered the room. ]

CaramelloChic: Hey Professor!!
Moony101: Hello, Jennifer..Who else is in here?

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XSetsunaMirrorX: er....hey..there..person
CaramelloChic: That 'er..person..' would be Professor Moony!! - err - Lupin.
XSetsunaMirrorX: Oh I see!! It's that wolf dude!
Moony101: Eh...Yes..
CaramelloChic: Sorry Moony.
Moony101: It's alright.

Online Host: [ CannonsFan81 has entered the room. ]

CannonsFan81: Ron Weasley has entered the chatroom! And a very appropriate name.... Considering that Fern is a bit loopy.

Online Host: [ CaramelloChic just smacked CannonsFan81! ]

XSetsunaMirrorX: what the...? i didn't know the online hosts could do that
CaramelloChic: Eww how freaky!! But you did deserve that one Ron..
Moony101: Hello Ron
CannonsFan81: Hey Professor!

Online Host: [ I Am Serious has entered the room. ]

CaramelloChic: HA!! Nice name Sirius!
I Am Serious: Aww...You guessed it already?

Online Host: [ I Am Serious pouts. ]

I Am Serious: What the bloody hell?!?
XSetsunaMirrorX: ew...okay that thing is really starting to freak me out now
CaramelloChic: Hehehehe....

Online Host: [ BrightGurl has entered the room. ]

BrightGurl: hi guys!!
CannonsFan81: Hello Hermione!!!

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CannonsFan81: I'm not excited!!!

Online Host: [ Oh yes you are! ]

CaramelloChic: *smacks Online Host* GO AWAY!

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XSetsunaMirrorX: thank JAYsus that thing is gone!!
CaramelloChic: Oh jeez....Here she goes again. Cait, can't you just give up that obsession?!!?!?

Online Host: [ Online Host entered the room. ]
Online Host: [ Everyone but CaramelloChic & XSetsunaMirrorX is confused. ]

Moony101: You're back again?

Online Host: [ Yes. But I'm leaving, since I'm not wanted! ]
Online Host: [ Online Host has exited the room. ]

I Am Serious: Good, he was getting on my nerves.
XSetsunaMirrorX: Yeah, me too....

Online Host: [ Saturn315 has entered the room. ]

Saturn315: YAY!! Hiya Everybody!! I'm Here!!!
I Am Serious: *groans* Oh great...Just bloody great..
Saturn315: Oh you know you love me Siri-Chan!!
I Am Serious: Ugh....

Online Host: [ SnitchSeeker56 has entered the room. ]

SnitchSeeker56: Hello.
CannonsFan81: Hey Hey Hey! How're those Muggles treating ya?
BrightGurl: Hiya Harry! Yes, how are they treating you?
CaramelloChic: *sarcastic* Yes! Let's find out all about Harry's life!! Blecch..
Saturn315: ::giggles:: Fern, is dearest Draco coming??
SnitchSeeker56: Oh I do hope not.
CaramelloChic: Too bad!! He's COMING!! Yippie!!!
XSetsunaMirrorX: Meep.
I Am Serious: What was that all about?
CaramelloChic: She's overcome with euphoria of the idea that Drakie is coming.
Moony101: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
CannonsFan81: I agree with Moony.
BrightGurl: Same here...Sorry Jenn.
SnitchSeeker56: Yeah. I second that motion.
CaramelloChic: Grr....anyway, it's not Jenn, it's FERN!
BrightGurl: Right....Fern. Gotta remember that.
XSetsunaMirrorX: huh!?? euphoria over draco?!?!? hahahaha....maybe over....bum bum bum....SEVEY!!! hajhhahahaa
I Am Serious: Sevey? You don't mean, SEVERUS SNAPE?!?!
Saturn315: YAY!!! SEVEY!!!! Fern, is...is...Sevey coming?!?!?!?!
CaramelloChic: It wouldn't be a chat without.....him.
Saturn315/XSetsunaMirrorX: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CannonsFan81: Oh God help us...
Moony101: ::says a quick prayer::
BrightGurl: You three are so weird...Why invite Snape?

Online Host: [ SlySlytherin has entered the room. ]

Moony101: I really do hope it's not that slimy old git.
I Am Serious: Right-o! Go Moony!
Moony101: Thank you Padfoot.
SlySlytherin: If you're talking about Professor Snape, no, that's not who I am.
CaramelloChic/Saturn315: DRAKIE!!!!!!!!
SlySlytherin: Yes, here comes my fan club. I've got one to rival yours, Potter.
SnitchSeeker56: Shut it Malfoy.
XSetsunaMirrorX: you both just shut your goddamned pieholes!!!!!!!!!!! >.<*
CaramelloChic: oooooooooh, you guys got Cait pissed off!! OOOOOOH!
SlySlytherin: Nevermind you. So, Love, are we still on for dinner tomorrow night?
Saturn315: Oh, yes...I'm always ready.
CaramelloChic: Of course! Why would I give up plans to be with you?
SlySlytherin: Not you Saturn..I was talking to Fern. ::smiles at Fern::
Saturn315: ::sniffles, then runs away wailing::
CaramelloChic: ::smarmy laughter::

Online Host: [ Saturn315 has exited the room. ]

BrightGurl: That was really rude Draco, and you too Fern!
CaramelloChic: rude, schmoode..I don't care, I've finally got a date for once!! I'm not letting the moment get away!! >;P
SlySlytherin: Yes, only the best for my sugar plum...
CaramelloChic: ::sigh, swoon, euphoric pleasure::
XSetsunaMirrorX: wasn't it...sigh, swoon, orgasm??
CaramelloChic: Err - noooo.....Whatever made you think that Caitlin...?
XSetsunaMirrorX: ::cowers away:: Okay, I'll shut up now.
I Am Serious: Ugh...That's just revolting!!
Moony101: As an adult, and professor, I am DISGUSTED!
XSetsunaMirrorX: well...if youre very disgusted by that..then you shouldn't see the bunches of slash fic of you and sirius......ahem...
CaramelloChic: Eww.... ::shudders:: Don't remind me...I came across the worst one with Draco & Harry last night... Eww....
XSetsunaMirrorX: ew yeah...i read this one where it was snape and harry....>.< that..is disgusting excuse me!!! >.<
SnitchSeeker56: Wait, did you just say that Draco & I were...together?!?!? OH GOOD GOD THAT'S NASTY!!!
SlySlytherin: Bloody hell Fern, you aren't serious are you?
I Am Serious: Nooo...I'M SIRIUS! Hence, the screename?!?
CaramelloChic: Oh...whoops, we didn't realize we were talking about that...yeah...sorry.
BrightGurl: Please, don't do that again, I don't think my mind can handle it.
CannonsFan81: Or my stomach...
BrightGurl: Exactly... ::pause:: Ron, do you ALWAYS think about your stomach?? Honestly..

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CaramelloChic: OMG...that movie was the best!!

Online Host: [ Saturn315 has entered the room. ]

Saturn315: ::sniffle:: Hi again..
CaramelloChic: Hey Saturn!!

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Online Host: [ RavenclawChick has entered the room. ]

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XSetsunaMirrorX: hah...you know the word RAVE is in ravenclaw..hehehe ^^;;

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RavenclawChick: Hiya Harry!
SnitchSeeker56: Oh... ::dreamy look on face:: Hello...Cho...
CaramelloChic: THAT'S WHO IT IS?!!? ::evil thoughts race through mind::
Saturn315: Oh crap, shit's gonna fly. ::Grabs popcorn, soda, and an umbrella::
XSetsunaMirrorX: Jinkies!! ::joins Saturn under umbrella, and grabs a soda::
SnitchSeeker56: What?? NO!! DON'T DO IT FERN!!
XSetsunaMirrorX: oooooooooh yeah harry...sheeeeeeeees gonna diiieee! SAY BYE BYE TO CHO CHO! ::singing:: sheeeeeees gonna diiiiiiie! sheeeeees goin bye bye! BYE BYE CHO CHO!!!! ::laughs hysterically::
CaramelloChic: Oh yeah, It's goin down NOW! That bitch is on MY turf. Say your prayers, Chang.
XSetsunaMirrorX: chang? haha like..wufei chang from gundam wing!!!
CaramelloChic: ::jumps on Cho's back, whacking her repeatedly with a fish that popped out from nowhere:: WHo the fuck do you think you are!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CHATROOM!!!!!!
RavenclawChick: What are you doing with that fish?!?
CaramelloChic: I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS WITH IT!
XSetsunaMirrorX: Ooh, nice use of Dogma script.
Saturn315: ::nods & stuffs popcorn into her mouth::
CaramelloChic: ::throws the fish away, and looks at Cho seriously:: Cho, before I brutally masaccre you, I must let you know...Cho...I am your -
RavenclawChick: Oh please don't say you're my FATHER!!
CaramelloChic: Oh god NO! AS I WAS SAYING... *ahem* Cho, I am....YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!! ::pulls 2 lightsabers out of thin air:: Now, we shall fight to the death.
RavenclawChick: What the heck are those things?
SnitchSeeker56: They're lightsabers, from Star Wars...I think..I saw the Dursleys watching it one night..
XSetsunaMirrorX: Right-o Scarhead!
CaramelloChic: ::tosses Cho a blue lightsaber, keeping the red for herself::
Saturn315: USE THE FORCE FERNIE!!!!!!
XSetsunaMirrorX: Ooh, I do love good suspenseful Star Wars spin-offs! hehehe ^^;;;;
RavenclawChick: ::looks at lightsaber curiously, peering straight down into the handle:: What does this red button do? ::she pushes the button, and kills herself as the lightsaber impales her head::
CaramelloChic: Well, that was easy! ::picks up Cho's dead body and tosses it out of the chatroom:: ::brushes hands off::
Saturn315: ::closes umbrella and puts snacks away:: Well, now, what were we saying??
I Am Serious: Geez...Kids are vicious these days!
Moony101: You're telling me Sirius.....
SnitchSeeker56: Cho..........*sob sob*
BrightGurl: Well....she was stupid enough to look INSIDE the weapon....
CannonsFan81: yeah, Harry....she does have a point...

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CaramelloChic: Do you know how GOOD it felt to do that? J.K. Rowling has to get rid of her...She's such a ditz..
Saturn315: Oh yeah, I know...She should definitely be the first to go..
I Am Serious: Who's J.K. Rowling?
CaramelloChic: Uhm.....nooooooooooobody.. *whistles innocently*

Online Host: [ Gred N Forge has entered the room. ]

Gred N Forge: Hmm....How is everybody doing??
CannonsFan81: Fred, George?? What are you doing here?!?
Gred N Forge: We came to crash your chat party!!
CaramelloChic: Ooh! They can stay!! You guys are neato like a bag of fritos!!
Gred N Forge: See, ickle-Ronniekins? We are wanted here! But unfortunately, we must go...So long!!

Online Host: [ Gred N Forge has exited the room & signed offline. ]

SlySlytherin: Thank god, I don't think I could've lasted with 3 Weasels in the room any longer...
CaramelloChic: Drakie, I love ya hun, but do shut up! They're cool!
Saturn315: Ooh, DISsed and DISmissed!
SlySlytherin: ::growls:: Shut it you! *pouts*
CaramelloChic: Aww...You're such a cutie! ::glomps Draco::
XSetsunaMirrorX: keep it in the zoo!
I Am Serious: Right-o!
SnitchSeeker56: Yeah, get a room!
SlySlytherin: Alright, we will!

Online Host: [ SlySlytherin and CaramelloChic have exited the room. ]

Saturn315: WOO HOO!! GO FERNIE!!
XSetsunaMirrorX: oh my...that is not what i expected....eh heh....^_^;;;
Moony101: I really hope they're not doing what I think they're doing in that room...
I Am Serious: ...Wherever it may be..
BrightGurl: Ugh...I SO envy her right now..
CannonsFan81/SnitchSeeker56: HERMIONE!
BrightGurl: Well, you must admit that Malfoy is very handsome.
Saturn315: ::gives Hermione a high five:: Go Hermione. I can't blame you in the least. ::the two go off into a corner of the chatroom whispering & giggling about all things Draco::

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Online Host: [ FieryRedHeadG has entered the room. ]

FieryRedHeadG: Fern? Are you in here?
XSetsunaMirrorX: Nah, she's with Draco in another room..or rather, dimension..
FieryRedHeadG: Oh, Alright..See Ya!

Online Host: [ FieryRedHeadG has exited the room. ]

CannonsFan81: Was that my sister that just came in here?
SnitchSeeker56: Probably.
I Am Serious: I believe so.
Moony101: Yes, most likely.

Online Host: [ SlySlytherin & CaramelloChic have entered the room. ]

CaramelloChic: Well....That was exciting..
SlySlytherin: Yes it was. ::gives Fern a peck on the cheek::
CaramelloChic: ::blushes::
I Am Serious: Aww...Teenage Love, it's so sweet...
Moony101: Yes, it is.. ::dabs at his eyes with a Kleenex::
XSetsunaMirrorX: she's not a hopeless romantic anymore....((unlike me who still is >.<))

Online Host: [ PotionsMaster27 has entered the room. ]
I Am Serious: Oh God no... It's him.

Online Host: [ Moony101 has changed his screename to 'WolfieGoneBad.' ]

WolfieGoneBad: Hello Severus...It's such a pleasant site to see you once again. ::cough cough:: ugly, slimy git. ::cough cough::
I Am Serious: GO MOONY YOU TELL THAT LOUSY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING!!! - I mean, Hello Severus.
PotionsMaster27: Great, I suppose this was your idea Black?
CaramelloChic: No, actually, it was mine!! ^^;;;;;;;
Saturn315: H-h-hello Professor Snape!! *faints to the floor*
XSetsunaMirrorX: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! HI META-i mean...SNAPE!!
PotionsMaster27: Well, hello....girls..
XSetsunaMirrorX: ::squeals:: hehehe!! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
SnitchSeeker56: Uhm...See ya later guys. E-mail me later Fern, Saturn, Caitlin...
XSetsunaMirrorX: ::doesn't tear eyes away from Sevey:: It's Cait! I hate my full name.
PotionsMaster27: I've always been fond of the name Caitlin..

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Saturn315: *wakes up* Ooh! What did I miss?? What did I miss?!?
CannonsFan81: Not much. So long everyone!

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BrightGurl: Uhm....I've gotta....go do some more homework...BYE!

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PotionsMaster27: Well, it seems as if there's been a great decrease in this room's population since I've entered...Maybe I should go..
I Am Serious/WolfieGoneBad: YES!!
WolfieGoneBad: I mean, maybe it'll be for the best...
XSetsunaMirrorX: NOOOO!
Saturn315: NoNoNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I Am Serious: Well, I'd better go...Can't be caught in this Muggle Cyber Cafe!

Online Host: [ I Am Serious has exited the room. ]

WolfieGoneBad: Me too...Minus the 'Cyber Cafe' part..

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XSetsunaMirrorX: waaah....Sevey's gooooooone....
Saturn315: People are leaving us!!!!!

Online Host: [ XSetsunaMirrorX & Saturn315 have exited the room. ]

SlySlytherin: Well, looks like it's just you and me now Love..
CaramelloChic: Hmm...I like being all alone with you.

Online Host: [ For Steve Gates' sake you two, GET A ROOM! ]

CaramelloChic: ooookay....

Online Host: [ CaramelloChic & SlySlytherin have exited the room. ] Online Host: [ RubeusH has entered the room. ]

RubeusH: Guys? Are any of ye in here?
RubeusH: Hello? Anyone here??
RubeusH: Guess not.

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