Big Mama G

Fan fiction for The Draco Trilogy. The wedding of the century is here and Harry can’t find a pair of socks. Includes most but not all of the following: Snape singing “Hooked on a Feeling”, speeches longer than the Gates of Hell, a prostitute named Nigel, Draco not drinking a Mai Tai, and ducky socks.

On the night of his parent\'s death, Draco Malfoy acquires a new houseguest: Harry Potter. Forced to spend an ungodly amount of time in Draco\'s mansion, Harry is sure their utter hatred of each other will drive them both insane. Featuring a sultry new character, Draco the ferret, and two confused boys who will discover the true opposite of love.

“In the space of a few minutes he had gone from the belle of the ball to the transvestite behind the tree.” Draco Malfoy has convinced the entire world that he hates Harry Potter. Everyone, that is, besides himself. As Draco pines and obsesses, Harry remains completely oblivious to Draco’s plight. When Hogwarts holds its first-ever Masquerade Ball, Draco concocts a plan to seduce the love of his life: By turning into someone else. Black market Polyjuice Potions, enchanted mood rings, and unrequited love all come together in this re-telling of the popular fairytale. Harry Potter slash style, of course.

After an apallingly bad day, Ron gets the news that Hermione is going on a date with Viktor Krum. Driving by jealousy, Ron blackmails a reluctant Harry into helping him spy on Hermione and Krum\'s date. Secret spy names, tantalizing secrets, and insanity abound as Ron discovers his true feelings and Harry only gets more confused.