Trillian Black

It's hard to be cheerful when your parents are missing, your family hate you and the students at school are scared of you. But when you start having flashbacks of things you couldn't possibly have remembered, you know it's going to be just that little bit harder to squeeze out that extra smile.

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The years of Voldemort's ascent to power were marked with disappearances ``and the rise of his copy cat is no different. With children disappearing all over the country it is definitely not the safest time to be the Muggle-born friend of the one girl he's after. The sequel to Marauders, the Next Generation.

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Arthur Miller, top agent at Broderick Bunny's (that less famous rabbit) fictional character agency service, prides himself on sending a record number of clients to the mental asylum. But there's one person he just can't get to.

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Clippit, the arch enemy of all Microsoft Word users, finally gets his just rewards when he meets up with Draco Malfoy.

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Lord Barney by Trillian Black
02/23/2004

Voldemort has been defeated and a new Purple Lord has taken over. Can Harry and his Muggle-born resistance defeat him? Course not.

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There's only one person who can defeat Voldemort, and he's slightly more purple than Harry.

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?s by Trillian Black
01/06/2004

Not everybody's gone mad, just a large group. Unfortunately Harry is part of it. Could a pair of ?s be to blame?

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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the fictional characters agency service building everyone was trying to finish their work quickly so they could leave early. But Arthur Miller is maylaid by a disappointed customer.

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Cheer up Harry. So Voldemort wants to kill you, so what? He always wants to kill you. It's a fact. Why not relax and listen to some quality Monty Python songs?

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The Hogwarts students go on a trip to see a certain person suspended above the Thames.

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Rail System by Trillian Black
11/03/2003

Harry and Co. get a full introduction to the modern British Rail system in all its glory. Just a bit of satire to cheer you up next time there's 'the wrong sort of snow'.

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The first great atrocity of the second war with Voldemort is reported in the Daily Prophet, causing shock through the wizarding world. “And with such a horrific blow to the side of good the only question is, what will Dumbledore do next?”

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Mastermind by Trillian Black
09/26/2003

Colin Creevey appears on Mastermind. Can you guess what his specialist subject will be?

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Harry picked up his case and literally ran into the famous Big Brother house.``"Hello Housem-"``He froze in shock and there was silence until a shrewd voice at the back of the room broke it saying,``"Oh no! Not another one..."

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Christina is fresh, excited and above all innocent. She believes that there's something good inside every one of us. That's until she joins a babysitting agency and agrees to look after a certain pair of Weasley toddlers.

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It's 1983 and Percy's first day in Year 3 at primary school. All he's thinking about is his duties, his spelling test and avoiding his brothers when he meets someone. His first ever girlfriend.

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While the world is in Mourning, Wizards gather to commemorate a great man. Speeches are made and a song is sung by Elton John himself. Tears are shed at the funeral of Sirius Black.

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Who could possibly be worse than Umbridge? Surely no one could be as bad as the person who set Dementors on Harry and put power in to the hands of Draco Malfoy. But it's possible and it's happened and now the sixth years at Hogwarts will be subjected to their new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher. May God have mercy on their souls... Draco get's the shock, and the hug, of his life.

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On the due date of Michael Zabini's first child, he and his co-workers at the Ministry of magic have a conversation about babies and how horri- I mean how wonderful they are (yeah, right). Featuring everyone's favourite parents and Goyle senior.

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For reasons to be disclosed here Crookshanks is now to be called Wesley, Ron is no longer allowed in the girl's dormitories EVER and the inccident with Harry and the Underwear dance will never be discussed again.

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He's fourteen years old, living in an orphanage in War London and for the first time in his life, Tom Riddle is happy. The story of how his last high opinion of Muggle society was shattered. A WWII fic.

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19 years after Harry and his friends left Hogwarts and it's finally their children's turn. But with a split in the Weasley family and a shadow passing over Hogwarts things aren't going to be as easy as they thought. Plus there's the eternal problem of how exactly to get hold of Snape's underwear...

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Lucius takes a very young Draco out for a walk. Big mistake... A rather short fic I hope you'll enjoy.

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When Harry Potter went to the Scar convention he was in for a big surprise. Meet a few friends along the way and see if you can spot your scar...

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Revelations, reunions and a very annoying host. This is your Life, Harry Potter!!!

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