Hogwarts: A Musical

When two fanfic authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co. are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... singing! Various characters will be turned into newts, fantastic hit musical sensations, and many end up falling into a large hole in the stage, caused by a tragic accident involving the ballet-dancing Oliver Wood and Hagrid. Reviews, flames and popcorn welcome!

This is the first msuical number imposed upon the unsuspecting Hogwarts students, as Fred and George spontaneously burst into "Our Way". Note: No newts were harmed in the making of this fic, regardless of whether or not they deserved it!

As the camera pans in on a dramatic Cornish cliff-face, we are greeted with none other than... everyone's favourite house elf, Dobby! Courtesy of the newly imposed musical theatre way of life at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Dobby finally has a chance to express his love for a particular object by treating us all to a singing sensation.

Two songs/chapters in one upload! First off, Molly Weasley gets to vent some rage at Gilderoy Lockhart via Carly Simon's "You're So Vain." Then, the madness reaches what is debatably it's all time high (or low, if that's the way you want to look at it) when a ballet-inspired Oliver Wood unleashes upon us his rendition of "I Fell Pretty"; more aptly named, "I Love Quidditch."

In this chapter, it is Hermione Granger's turn to take the microphone, as she declares to the world, courtesy of Grease, that she is "Hopelessly Devoted to S.P.E.W." However, she is soon upstaged as the imprisoned characters quake in terror before none other than Lord Voldemort himself... Disco style!

First up in this installment of the madness, Draco Malfoy (aided, of course, by his cronies, Crabbe and Goyle) will perform a Blues Brothers-esque version of James Brown's "I Feel Good"; that is to say, "I'm A Ferret." Immediately after, courtesy of "Little Girls" from "Annie," Professor Snape tells us precisely what he thinks of Gryffindor house while a tad inebriated.