Harry Potter and the Pepperoni of Doom!

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of Slash...aha! and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of Slash...aha! and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of Slash...aha! and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc., comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of Slash...aha! and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of Slash...aha! in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of Slash.....aha!!!!!! and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. (dammit!) comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead

From the original producers of Slash.....aha!!!!!! and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. (dammit!) comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of Slash...aha!!!!!! and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead