Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 10/23/2004
Updated: 12/03/2004
Words: 5,641
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,563

Mad Things Girls Do

Siofra The Elf

Story Summary:
A delve into the oft-confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!
Chapter 01
10/23/2004

A delve into the oft confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!

Words: 1,099
Hits: 1,042
Chapter 02
10/30/2004

In this chapter, we learn how to tell if a girl fancies you, and discuss the Theory of Excess.

Words: 1,228
Hits: 528
Chapter 03
11/05/2004

In this chapter, we discuss the appropriate use of pickup lines, learn two more Important Points, and discover the secret of being irresistibly attractive to girls. Also, questions from the readers will be answered.

Words: 1,949
Hits: 477
Chapter 04
12/03/2004

In this chapter, I answer a question from a reader, and we discuss how to talk to girls. Two more important points are discussed.

Words: 1,365
Hits: 516