Siofra The Elf

"I can't tell you lot to be careful, because you won't. I can't tell you not to go, because you won't listen. I suppose I'll just have to tell you to come back with your shield or on it. Good luck." Harry, Ron and Hermione leave to find the Horcruxes. Ginny is left behind, but not forgotten.

Ginny has a secret. Once a year, every year, she has a perfectly civil conversation with one who is supposed to be her worst enemy. What happens during those conversations is enough to change the course of history.

A masquerade ball to promote inter-house unity sparks a romance that has laid dormant. Featuring Ginny as Artemis, Hermione as Maid Marion, Harry as Peter Pan, and someone very unexpected as Robin Hood.

A delve into the oft-confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!

Hermione is a girl with a plan for her life. Until someone comes and rips her plans apart. Somehow she can't work up the anger to care.

Colin Creevey and Draco Malfoy decide that, because of betrayal from woman-kind, they need to become Death Eaters. Because it will be really angst-ish. But little do they know, the Death Eaters are more twisted than anyone could have ever imagined.

Hermione rolled her eyes. “Ron, we’re standing in front of a mirror. I see our reflections.”``While patrolling one evening, Ron and Hermione come upon a mirror in an empty classroom.

During the summer after fifth year, Harry is stuck at the Dursleys’ with nothing better to do but stare at the ceiling and brood. Any distraction is welcome, especially when it comes in the form of a funny, cheerful pen pal. While involved in trying to make her laugh, he doesn’t seem to dwell so much on the bad things.

To throw off the Death Eaters, Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny are staying at Hermione’s house for the summer. When Ron sees Hermione’s computer, it sparks questions, explanations and ego searches. What happens when they discover that there are six million, two hundred and forty thousand matches for Harry’s name?

An announcement from Ron and Hermione leads to a conversation between Harry and Ginny. She eases his worry, and he makes her think. He’s all seriousness, and her head is in the clouds. Kindred spirits they may be, but they’re really nothing alike.

Blaise Zabini has perfected the fine art of being invisible. No one knows who she is, and she likes it that way. Blaise watches people, and knows more about the students of Hogwarts than they do themselves. When her interest is caught by a lively Irish lad by the name of Seamus Finnigan, her entire life threatens to turn upside down, spin on it's head, and maybe even dance the Can-Can.

Hermione discovers that having a boyfriend isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially when one of your best friends is acting like an overprotective big brother about it. She eventually finds out that her friends are a lot sneakier than she ever gave them credit for.

The internet comes to Hogwarts as a Muggle Studies project, but quickly spreads to the other students. Ginny meets someone called Dragontamer in the Quidditch chat room, and they team up to deliver verbal smack downs to anyone who dare oppose them, mainly Ernie Macmillian. When she finds out who her sparring partner is, what will her reaction be?

Due to N.E.W.T. preparation classes, Hermione is once again using the Time Turner. This time, however, the others find out. They convince her to go on a little jaunt through the space-time continuum, with disastrous and hilarious results. Featuring sexy Slytherins, the Weasley red hair gene turning up in unexpected people, and a brief argument on how many times, exactly, Remus has read Hogwarts: A History.

A few snapshots from the life of Nymphadora Tonks. Involving Sirius’s addiction to coffee, fetch with the Giant Squid, the birth of Harry Potter, and dungbombs. One theme runs true through her entire life, one thing she can‘t escape from. But, as Remus is so fond of saying, she’ll get over it. Won’t she?

Back by popular demand, the second installment of Siofra and Company includes just as much insanity as the original. Siofra and the girls are back, but this time the universal rift throws the ultimate switch: The Harry Potter characters are thrown into our universe. Will they blow the secret of the existence of the wizarding world? Will Siofra and Kiara ever be civil to one another? And where exactly is everyone going to sleep?

Sirius is giving in, she can tell by his face. The man down the hall is giving in, she can tell by his screams. But the dementors don't affect Bellatrix as much as they do the others, because her worst fear is something even those soul-sucking devils cannot comprehend.

Harry speaks at Remus's funeral. Later on, The Six congregate at Harry's flat for a private farewell to their dear friend.

They would wait for Harry. Until the end of time, if necessary. After all, they were his sidekicks, and it was their destiny. But destiny never said anything about falling in love.

I lived in a shadow. At school I lived in Potter’s shadow, and at home I lived in my father’s shadow. I didn’t want to live that way. Whatever my destiny was, I came to see that it didn’t belong in anyone’s shadow.

Ginny is exploring secret passageways at Hogwarts when she falls and hits her head. Much to her surprise, she wakes up in the Slytherin dungeons, in the care of a group of Slytherins who, she discovers, aren't the group of murderous beasts she had thought. Sometimes junior Death Eaters aren't so bad after all.

A key with no lock. A lock without a key. A feud through the ages, fueled by mutual hatred and animosity. A boy named Octavius, a girl named Guenivere, a boy named Draco, and a girl named Ginevra. A legend, a legacy, and a curse. The true story behind one of the most legendary pureblood rivalries of all time.

Some people say that you see your life flash before your eyes just before you die. Remus disagreed. He saw the lives of those around him. Harry's Posse. The Six.

Hermione checked the book beside her to make sure she was doing the spell correctly. She was. Down to the last flick of the wand. So she muttered the incantation again, just to make sure it wasn’t a fluke. Seven times can't be a fluke...Deep breath.

First he captured her, spiriting her away to the only place neither side could get to her. And then he captured her heart. With only a small bit of help from a tiny house-elf named Plink.

The end of Harry's seventh year. The final battle. The ultimate showdown between good and evil. The power Voldemort knows not saves Harry's life yet again, this time courtesy of Ginny Weasley.

Ron has big problems. Is a fluttery stomach, an overwhelming sense of protectiveness, and a strange tingly sensation symptoms of the flu? If not, he's in trouble. He could think all this through so much better if Hermione would just quit looking at him that way.

After the events in the Department of Mysteries, Harry becomes broody and depressed. Ginny thinks he's just being dramatic, and tells him so. Sometimes a verbal smackdown is just what the doctor ordered.

Weasleys hate Malfoys; Malfoys hate Weasleys. It’s just the way things are. But Draco and Ginny have always been rebels.

Chaos ensues when the twins convince Harry and Ron to test one of their joke products. After taking the potion, the two boys experience a strange inability to keep their mouths shut. Hermione and Ginny note this development with no small amount of humor, but in the end, the boys get their revenge.

Sometimes all the world needs is a fresh set of eyes and a new point of view to see the great heroes of our time.

"I sit here at this table alone. It is the one year anniversary of Harry Potter’s miraculous defeat of the Dark Lord, and the Ministry saw fit to host a grand gala honoring the war heroes. You and I are marked among them."``Draco reflects on the past. How he forced himself to ignore what was right in front of his eyes.

"Harry, I'm talking to you, can you hear me?"``Ginny is in her fifth year at Hogwarts. She has a great boyfriend named Michael Corner. She has completely gotten over that silly little crush she used to have on Harry Potter.``Really.``The "Library Scene" from Ginny's POV.

We all read the cute R/Hr fics. Every single way they could ever get together has been written about at least a hundred times. How will they actually get together? I've thought about it, and this is as close to canon as I could get.

Harry and Ron are sitting in the Leaky Cauldron, waiting on Hermione and Ginny, when they spot a beautiful dark haired girl sitting at a corner table. This prompts Harry to attempt a successful use of pick-up lines, with disastrous results.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco and Pansy get together in the Room of Requirement to discuss fanfiction. Much insulting and snarkiness ensue, in addition to the discussion of a few major ships.

No one pays any attention to the portraits. No one thinks to ask what they do, day after boring day. This is the story of one such portrait, and the part she plays in the lives of the students.

After the incident in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione wakes up in the hospital wing with no idea what's happened. Luckily for her, Ron is there to fill her in. Sequel to Essence of Murtlap.

“I don’t want to go at all,” Ginny answered in a monotone. “I want to go to bed and wake up to find that this entire thing was a dream.”``Harry and Hermione are getting married. Ron and Ginny are quite understandably put out about it.

Harry first met the Weasleys at the train station. Right?``When he is seven, Harry goes to the Zoo with the Dursleys. He runs into a family of funny people with red hair, and decides to follow them around all day.

When Ron mentions that Harry is in detention, Hermione realizes that she was going to get something for Harry's poor, written upon hand. With that in mind, Ron and Hermione go on a quest for essence of murtlap. Along the way, they get help from Dobby the house elf and Ginny makes snarky comments. Sequel to Diagon Alley and Of Prats and Dragons.

In the much anticipated sequel to Diagon Alley, Ron is being a prat. Again. Does his jealousy of Harry stem from something other than the Goblet of Fire? It falls to Hermione to talk some sense into him. Note the trees.

The sequel to Hey Girl. After the events of the previous week, Lily finds herself questioning James. A night in the Three Broomsticks pretty much seals the deal.

Ginny is all grown up, and living on her own. She has a job, friends, and as many nieces and nephews as she can handle. ``Harry is an Auror, working alongside his best friend. No one questions his title of "Uncle" to Ron and Hermione's children.``These two share an easy friendship, except for those awkward moments.``In this chapter, we meet a precocious five year old, discuss genetics, and sing Mary Poppins' songs.

When Hermione agrees to go to the Yule Ball with Viktor, she has no idea that it will spark the jealousy of none other than Fleur Delacour. When Fleur declares her intention to get back at Hermione any way she can, Hermione has to act fast to protect Ron's heart. R/Hr

After The Battle (spoken of in capitalization), Oliver Wood copes with the loss of his brother. He is depressed and moody, and cuts himself off from the world.``In the midst of a rainstorm, can a special girl teach him to live again? Oliver Wood/OC

James has always loved Lily's laugh. When things go bad between them, he tries his hardest to make her smile again.``It takes five years, but he eventually gets it right. Songfic to Dashboard Confessional's "Hey Girl."

Everyone has a fairy tale. A 'what if' scenario, you could call it. What if life was perfect? What if you could really find that one true love? What do you want your life to be like? Your dreams.``After Ron vs. Hermione, round three million, Ginny convinces Hermione that she has a fairy tale. Short and sweet. R/Hr, H/G

After blowing up his Aunt Marge, Harry comes to stay at the Leaky Cauldron. Shortly before September 1st, he sees Ron and Hermione at the ice cream parlor. ``The question is, what went on before he got there?

Every Thursday, without fail, Hermione and Ginny meet for a chat at the Leaky Cauldron. When a gorgeous blond man catches their attention, much laughter and teasing ensues. But why does that guy look so familiar? Songfic to "360 Degrees of You."

In our Trio's sixth year, the staff comes up with an interesting way to raise inter-house morale. That's right, a poker tournament! But things turn crazy when the butterbeer starts to flow. Featuring Snape in a red visor, McGonagall channeling Christina Aguilera, and Professor Sprout...in purple spandex?

What happens when an obsessive, Potterholic fanfiction writer and her friends get transported to the Potterverse? A lot of tripping, people falling off of their seats, mad conversations with the author, omnipotent Dumbledore, and a misunderstood Malfoy. Let the pure insanity begin!

Hermione decides to thank those who mean the most to her. My take on what happened after Harry left Kings Cross Station after OoTP. Short and Sweet.

Hermione dreams of a boy with laughing blue eyes. But that boy is gone forever, and she is about to be wed to a boy with cold eyes. Cold, silver eyes. She gave her heart away a long time ago, and never got it back.

Hermione still corresponds with Viktor, as Ron well knows. But those letters contain things Ron never expected. A piece of R/Hr fluff, featuring a slightly gay Viktor Krum.

The summer after OoTP, Lucius Malfoy is killed. At Dumbledore's urging, Draco is sent to live at the Order headquarters. There, he learns to live with Harry Potter and the rest of the Fantastic Four, until a Death Eater plot turns his new world upside down. When push comes to shove, will Draco defend his new comrades? Or will he embrace his old life, grabbing at his own share of power?

Hermione has some 'girl talk' with Lavender and Parvati. The conversation reveals more than Hermione would have liked, and she yells at the two girls. This prompts Harry and Ginny to remember another time when this normally staid girl shouted in the middle of the common room. R/Hr, H/G

As Harry is dealing with the death of Sirius, he finds comfort in two unexpected places. A loved one who is gone, and a young love yet to be realized.

When Ginny is six years old, she steals Fred's broomstick and takes a little flight. Nine years later, she's a Gryffindor chaser. Not to mention the fact that she's friends with the one person who inspired her to break out of the box. H/G

Featuring all the usual characters, a bunch of OCs with familiar sounding names, beating up Malfoy, the easiest way to defeat Lord Voldemort, and seals. Yes, seals.

Post OoTP. Hermione is staying at the Burrow for the summer. She makes an interesting discovery that leads to a startling revelation. R/Hr

A typical Saturday in the life of Harry Potter, Gryffindor sixth year. Almost. He's got potions essays to write, notes to look for, and your average homework blues. That is, until Harry makes Ginny an offer she can't refuse. H/G fluff.

It's Ginny Weasley's fifth year at Hogwarts, and she decides she's waited around for Harry long enough. So she and Hermione formulate a plan to catch the attention of everyone's favorite tragic little hero! How will this plan succeed, you ask? Everyone knows that you can't fight the moonlight. Fluff Alert!