Cool Hairstyles and Dorky Glasses

Cool Hairstyles, Dorky Glasses

Prologue
An Evil Red Haired Boy

"It was a dark night the night when I plotted out my evil
scheme. Wait. All nights are dark. Oh well."
Ronald Bartholomew Weasley said these words out loud
before he wrote them down in his diary. He thought
about the previous night...the night he had planned to
KILL HARRY POTTER!!!!

Harry was a dork. There was no other way to say it.
The only friend Harry had was him, and Hermione, also
a dork, but not as much of one. Ron had no other
friends. He yearned to be part of the popular crowd
of Slytherin. Draco Malfoy was the leader. Only a
few people knew, but really, they were working for
Voldemort!!!

It did not matter to Ron that they worked for
Voldemort. Personally he believed in that "no good,
no evil, only power" And he knew the archenemy of the
evil crowd was Harry Potter. He would do anything to
be part of the Evil Crowd. Even KILL HARRY POTTER

Chapter 1
Yellow and Red makes Orange!!!

Draco Malfoy sat in the common room, thinking.
Suddenly a bunch of people came in through the
painting. They started talking and yelling. They
were disturbing his thinking. Draco left for his
bedroom. He quietly opened the door, but did not walk
in or turn on the light. It was dark too dark. It
was quiet, too quiet. He turned on the light. There
was no one in the room. Suddenly his chair spun
around. Ronald Bartholomew Weasley was sitting in it.
Draco screamed like a girl.
"Weasel!!" he yelled. "How did you get here? And
what is up with that haircut?? It is hideous!!"
"You don't like it?" Ron asked, sounding hurt.
"How did you get here?" yelled Draco.
"Well I would tell you but you insulted my new
haircut. But you are lucky because I have a wondrous
plan for you." Ron stood up and leaned against the
wall, by the window. "Would you like to hear my
wonderfully evil plan? I know you will be interested."
Draco was in a good mood today.
"Sure. Why not," he responded. As he pretended
to listen to Ron, he walked over and opened the
window.
"Okay. So on the evening of February 30th..."
Draco pushed Ron out the window. He watched him fall.



Ron awoke in the hospital wing. Harry and Hermione
were at his side.
"Are you alright Ron?" asked Harry, who saw he was
awake.
"I think I will shave my head," said Ron stupidly.

"Uh oh," said Harry. "I think he has brain
damage."
"No actually, I think he got a lot smarter," said
Hermione.
"But Ron, your new haircut is exactly like mine.
I thought we were going to be twins!" said Harry. Ron
and Hermione looked at Harry like he was in
kindergarten. Suddenly Ron gasped.
"Harry Malfoy is planning to kill you! I remember
now! On the evening of Feb. 30th!"
"Oh no!" said Hermione.
"I must leave Feb. 30th or something!" Harry said.
"Yes! But only in the evening. After your classes
you will go sleep in the Forbidden Forest!"
"Okay. Bye. We have to go to class," said Harry.
Harry and Hermione left. Ron smiled an evil smile.
This was just part of his evil plan....

Chapter 2
Blondes Have No Reason To Shave Their Head

Ron had been released from the hospital wing, but
after all of his classes for the day. He now sat
thinking in his dorm room. He had finished thinking.
Now he would start to fulfill his second plan.

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Draco Malfoy sat in his chair. He looked out the
window, the same one that he had pushed the weasel out
of. He was thinking about what the weasel had said
before he pushed him out the window. He was talking
about killing Harry Potter. And now after he thought
about it, the plan he had said was actually very good.
If only he could talk to Weasley...

Harry and Hermione walked down the hall together, and
they bumped into Ron. Ron had finished his second
plan. His head was completely shaven.
"GLORY HALLELJUAH!!!!" Hermione screamed. Harry
looked hurt.
"But, Ron," he whimpered. "I thought we were
going to have the same hairstyle and pretend to be
twins."

Ron and Hermione stared at Harry like he was
a baby.
"Your hairstyle sucks," replied Ron, after an
awkward silence. Harry ran off crying.
"I think Harry is the one with brain damage," said
Hermione, after she and Ron laughed at Harry for a
minute. "I have to go to the library now for
homework. See you later."
"Okay. Bye," replied Ron. He tried to slick his
hair back, but then he remembered he didn't have any.
Suddenly Draco Malfoy appeared.
"Aaah, if only other people who did not have
blonde hair shaved their heads. Blonde is the only
decent hair color, so if you don't have blonde hair,
you may as well just shave it all off. You are very
smart, Ronald. Now about that plan of yours-"
"What plan?" Ron interrupted.
"The plan you were talking about before I pushed
you out the window," Draco replied.
"Who are you? Explain to me my plan, because the
nurse said I must have lost my memory when I fell,
because I don't remember my name."
"Oh," Draco said, trying to hide his happiness.
"Well never mind then."

He left Ron alone in the
hallway. Ron smiled an evil smile. He was mad at
Draco for pushing him out the window, so he would just
do his plan alone! Then Ron would get all the credit!
He nearly skipped back up to his dorm room.

Chapter 3
But I Am Stupid

Draco skipped as he left Ron in the hallway. He
was very happy. Ron had lost his memory!!! Now Ron
doesn't know what his plan is, so he won't do it! So
now Draco can execute Ron's plan and get all the
credit! Draco could hardly wait until February 30th.

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Ron was heading back up to his dorm room with
Hermione after a long days work of homework. They
hadn't seen Harry all day, and they were having a
marvelous time without him. They even got better
grades. They went through the Fat Lady and saw Harry
in there.
"Look what I did, Ron!" he shouted happily.
Harry's head was shaven. Ron screamed, at first like
a boy, then like a girl, then like some sort of animal
like a cow, then like some sort of alien unknown to
man. Hermione laughed at Ron's funny scream, then she
ran off to get earplugs.
"Now we can be twins, Ron!" said Harry.
"Okay, Harry, tomorrow I am going to wear a wig,
okay? So if you want to be twins, you have to wear a
wig too!" Ron said, trying to hold back another
scream.
"Okay!" said Harry. He clapped his hands in glee.

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The next morning at breakfast, Ron saw Harry
wearing a wig.
"Harry, that is a girl's wig," said Ron, who
wasn't that surprised. He counted the days until
February 30th. Only 4 more days of seeing this stupid
person. He couldn't wait.
"Harry, remember Malfoy is going to kill you in
the evening of February 30th, so you have to go to the
Forbidden Forest then, ok?"
"Ok."

As long as Harry was in the Forbidden
Forest on the night of February 30th, he could execute
his evil plan...

Chapter 4
Bald Heads And Dorky Glasses

Ron smiled. It was February 30th. He decided to
skip all of his classes, just for fun. He wouldn't be
able to keep his mind on anything but his plan anyway.
All he would have to do now is wait until evening,
then go into the forest with Harry. Harry thought the
reason they were going into the forest was that Draco
was going to kill him. But really, it was himself,
Ronald Bartholomew Weasley that would kill him...

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Draco smiled at himself in the mirror.
"You are so evil, Draco," he said to himself.
"Evil, yet so smart," he went on. He thought about
how he had pushed that dumb Ron Weasley out the window
and stole his plan to kill Harry Potter. And Ron
wouldn't do the plan, because he lost his memory when
he fell. He couldn't wait until after dinner....

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Hermione Granger checked the time. 5:45. Just
another hour and fifteen minutes until she could go
into the forest and execute her plan. She had grown
sick of everything in this school. But there was one
person that she abhorred the most. That person was
Harry Potter... and tonight she would do something
about it.

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Ron glanced at Harry.
"Are you ready yet?" Ron asked. "We need to leave
before Draco comes and kills you."
"I'm ready!" he announced happily. "Let's go,
twin brother! Look Ron!" Harry held up a pair of fake
glasses just like his. "I got this for you! Now we
will be exactly alike!" Inside his head, Ron was
screaming, "STOP IDOLIZING ME!". But all he said was,
"Thanks Harry. Let's go."
Ron and Harry headed into the forest. So did
Hermione. So did Draco. (They headed into different
parts so they didn't see each other)

Chapter 5
Who the heck is Scottie?

Harry walked around the forest with Ron. Harry
didn't know why they were walking around, but Harry
knew that Ron knew what he was doing, and he didn't
want to complain and make Ron mad. Harry spotted a
pretty yellow flower a few yards away. He wanted to
get it for Ron, so he strayed off. The flower was
stubborn. It didn't want to come up out of the
ground. Harry gave up finally, because his arms were
so weak. He looked around, and then suddenly realized he
was alone.
"Ron!" he screamed. No answer
"RONNIE!" he screamed again, louder. No answer.
Harry wept. He was alone, without his best friend.

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Ron was looking for the perfect place to execute
his perfect plan. He had been so happy he hadn't
realized Harry wasn't behind him anymore. He stopped
at an old, big tree. This was the perfect spot. It
was then that he realized that he was alone. He
sighed.
"Harry!" he yelled into the darkness. There was
no answer. He sighed again. The little freak must
have gotten himself into something. Now he would have
to go looking for him. He hoped he would remember
where the perfect spot was.

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Hermione skipped around in the forest. She had
picked out a certain spot to execute her plan before.
She had plenty of time, so she dawdled around a bit.
She couldn't wait to go to a world where there was no
Harry Potter.

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Draco walked aimlessly in the forest. He knew
Harry would be here. It was a Friday night, and Harry
was always in the forest on a Friday night, up to
good or something. Suddenly he heard a noise.
Footsteps. He stopped. The footsteps did not. It
must have been Harry. And Harry did not know he was
here. He muttered the Killing Curse, guessing in the
exact direction. He guessed correctly, for he heard
the body fall. He cheered! He had killed Harry
Potter! He walked over to the body to draw a mustache
on his ugly face and gasped as he saw the body. The
person he had killed was not Harry Potter.

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Harry Potter started to walk around. He was
hysterical.
"Ron! Ronnie!" he screamed, panicking. He began
to run.
"Ronnie!!! Where are you??" he continued to
scream. He wiped the tears away, and tried to tell
himself to calm down, that he was a big boy now, he
even used the big boy potty most of the time, but it
was no use. He tripped over a branch and fell. He
wept. He wept so much.

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Ron heard it. Someone said the killing curse,
and then he heard someone fall. He began to run in the
direction to see who died, and who else was in the
forest, but soon slowed down so he wouldn't be heard.
He knew of only one other person in the forest, and
that was Harry. Harry would not, could not of been
the one who said the killing curse. It could have
been him who had been killed. But if there was
another person in the forest, could there be 2 other
people in the forest? Ron yearned to find out, and he
silently walked toward the noise. He bumped into
Draco Malfoy.
"You!" they both said at the same time.
"I heard," Ron began. "Who died?" Draco pointed
in the direction of the body. Ron hesitantly walked
toward it. Ron gasped. It was not Harry Potter. He
wept over her precious dead body. After a few minutes
of weeping, he ran over to Draco and started beating
him up.
"YOU KILLED HER!" he screamed. "WHY DID YOU KILL
HER?"
"I'm sorry!" said Draco, taking the beating, for
he thought he deserved much worse. "It was an
accident! I thought she was Harry!"
"SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HARRY THANK GOD!" Ron
yelled. Suddenly there was a bright light to his
left. He stopped punching Draco and got up off of
him. The light was a spaceship hovering just above
the ground. Then he saw Hermione, below the
spaceship.
"Beam me up, Scottie," she said. She floated up
into the spaceship. The spaceship began to zoom away.
"That doesn't make any sense," said Ron.
"Does anything make sense? Does drinking
something and you turning into someone else make
sense? Does pointing a wand at someone and saying
something and them dieing make sense?" Draco pointed
to Ginny Weasley's dead body. "But your sister is
obviously dead. Do you know what she was doing here?"

"No," said Ron.
"Neither do I, that doesn't make sense. And did
you realize that today is February 30th, but February
doesn't have 30 days in it? That doesn't make sense.
But there is one thing that does make sense."
"What's that?" asked Ron.
"I'm going to be in SO much trouble, so I'm
getting out of here," replied Draco. He ran off
towards the spaceship yelling, "Wait! I want to come
too!" Then all of a sudden Harry appeared.
"So do I!" yelled Harry. I want to come on the
spaceship too!" The spaceship stopped, and beamed up
Draco and Harry. The spaceship began to zoom off
again, but then stopped. The door opened and they
pushed Harry back out of the spaceship. He had a long
fall down. Ron didn't know if Harry survived it, and
he didn't really care either. He walked back up to
the castle, because there wasn't anything left for him
here.

THE END