The Mattress

As another day dawns, Sirius Black confides to Remus his suspicions that they and the rest of the inmates of the Fan Fiction Factory are merely cogs in the wheels of some great and sinister conspiracy. "If we are imaginary," he suggests, "then surely our imaginations are as valid as anyone else's." Remus thinks he has a point. Severus thinks he's talking through his hat. Tarzan wants another banana. Join them in the Fanficfactory for another day of saving the world as we know it.

Remus and Harry wait anxiously for Sirius to return from his day from hell in the Fan Fiction Factory.Has he survived unscathed? Why does Severus keep smirking? Does black hair and eye-liner really suit Draco? Did Remus mnage to stay on top? To find out the answer to these questions - sorry, but you'll have to read The Mattress 2 - Resprung!

A week has gone by in the Fan Fiction Factory and have things changed? See what you think. Either way Sirius is in danger, Remus is annoyed, Snape is strangely smug about something, Harry is dithering and Draco is contemplating getting another piercing. Caution...things get messy.

In the Fan Fiction Factory the rebellion is going quite well but now they need to get the ladies involved too. But how can our heros climb the Stairway to Heaven when it is so well guarded? As ever 'forward momentum' is the answer.