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What happens when Harry and the gang find out about the book 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone'? Utter Chaos, that's what.

Post-Hogwarts. Voldemort is a mockery of the wizarding world. He's forced to work at a grocery store. Lots of bread and food items and a very insane Bob/Voldemort. Story one of a series. With your host, Jennifer Stick-it.

It's just a day in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes...

Lupin works the night shift on a golden oldies radio show, learns how to do his laundry, and eats his own sofa. Takes place just prior to PoA. Parody of angst fic.

After Colin's adventures in the common room with his newly found treasure, the fuzzy pink socks, he makes his way to brother Dennis' room for a little "show and tell."

A few years after finishing at Hogwarts, Hermione runs into her old DADA teacher Gilderoy Lockhart. One thing leads to another, and....

An incredibly insane, pointless, and AU story that I wrote for Language Arts. Includes a pessimist, an obsessed with bunnies person, Draco, Jessica Lee, Jennifer Patch, evil purple stuffed bunnies (of course) and myself.

"What you need is a love spell." Dudley's got a secret.

Hogwarts' weekly entertainment! Dumbledore's decided to have a talk/game/reality show! Challenges, humor, and plain stupidity follow!

Harry and Co. get a full introduction to the modern British Rail system in all its glory. Just a bit of satire to cheer you up next time there's 'the wrong sort of snow'.

What happens when Lockhart gets free reign over a class in the dungeons... and full access to potentially lethal potion ingredients!

"A Peck of Owls," the chapter was called, the second chapter of the long-awaited fifth book.... so what about those owls? Was Hedwig really out hunting all evening? Or was she closer to home than Harry realized?

Firestar038’s April Fool’s Day Challenge Entry. What is in store for Severus on April Fool's Day?

Night Before Christmas parody, told by sixth-year Lily Evans. Slightly sick, yet touching.

Harry always helps a friend in need, no matter the deed. Hermione needs an undercover to help her work her object of affections. Harry marches valiantly in, wearing no less than a pleated skirt and knee-high socks. Eyeshadow, rusty sporks and Bloodthirsty!Hermione come together in a wacky, very random piece.

It's a few years after graduation, and life has gone on. Draco, however, has got an unwelcome house guest -- his father.

Four young wizards receive invitations to a school that is located under Lake Superior! What? Don't LOOK at me like that, it's anti-Muggle security. Ahem, anyways, follow their adventures!

Harry wants to be normal. He doesn't want eyes staring or people talking about him. And it is all because he is...

[Slash] In which the author parodies herself in a self-insertion Mary Sue-ish masterpiece after spending a little too much time reading certain journals and communities at LiveJournal.

When a baby and a dog are forced to live together, the dog is always the afflicted one. Padfoot has to learn that by his own bitter experience: Caine has just been born. A sequel to Baby on Board.

Harry goes to the barren land of... Canada! Along the way he meets Doris-erm, Stockwell Day, Avril Lavigne and... Mike from Canmore! But why is everyone so mad at him?

A short description of what Gilderoy sees after the "mishap" with Ron's wand in the Chamber of Secrets...

A pregnant Luna requires a particular type of chocolate.

The Hogwarts faculty is bemused by the transfer students from Henson Academy.

Remus and Harry haven't talked much since the war ended, but is Remus ready to talk, of all things, gay sex with with the godson of the only man he's ever been with?

Lily and her best friends Remus and Stella decide to play a game. Petunia gets annoyed and someone has an accident.

Sirius Black was (in)famous for his outrageous pranks. When he finally crosses the fine line between outrageousness and cruelty, however, Lily Evans is hellbent on exacting revenge. She will make the heir of the Black family become a color he will never forget. . . or be able to live down.

Remus is ill and taken to St. Mungo's, but Sirius isn't allowed to visit him! The solution? Get a nurse's uniform. However, getting the uniform isn't actually the hard part.... (Mild SiriusRemus.)

Sirius learns the hard way: don't drink and channel-surf. A bit of humor with Sirius, James, Lily, and a certain science-fiction television show.

Double slash (//)- slashing and they find out that they are related to each other... ewww... Voldie finds his love, and so does Dumbledore... and Ron... and the giant squid...

First in a series of three. A short, one chapter story on the life of Dudley and how he's changed. Set after Hogwarts.

Drunk during their fifth year, Sirius and Remus come up with plans to kill their least favourite person. Not Snape, silly. Peter Pettigrew. Tortures, beer, and killing Almost Headless Peter are exactly what the two need. Slight slash, if you want to see it that way.

The hand didn't let go but I gradually became aware that the ceiling was moving. How odd. I'd never heard of that before. Stairways, yes, but not the ceilings. But then I didn't usually look at the ceilings. That would change now! From this moment forward, I will always look up to the ceilings. They would be sacred. ...James is stuck to Lily. Literally...

McGonagall catches sight of a movie poster... what does it all mean? BeST response to the July 2007 FA challenge. Prompt: Professor McGonagall went to a Muggle movie with Sir Cadogan.

Life is getting tough for the Weasley twins in their 7th year, and it isn't much better for their best friend, Lee. To brighten up their day, George Weasley and Lee Jordan decide to take a little trip into the past.

It's a rock concert in the wizarding world! The Weird Sisters are playing a concert at the Quidditch World Cup Stadium, and Ron Weasley is making plans to go. He's bringing his best friends and his sister, of course, but he's also bringing his older marauder brothers. ``How weird and insane will the night be?

All the complications of Harry's life mix together into one extremely weird dream to show just how messed up he has become.

Boys and spectacles. Harry/Percy.

Lavender and Parvati have a read together. LavSea and RonHer implied.

Andrew is a normal university student, heading home for the holidays. Except for one teensy little detail. His sister is a witch.

The new year at Hogwarts continues with a Potions class. What will Professor Beeblebrox have in store?``Sequel to The Hitchhiker's Guide to Hogwarts; AU to OotP.

Oh no! It can't be true. It's--it's another one! Another diary!

Geoge can't stop thinking about the word giggle. The only problem is that "giggle" makes him think of Katie Bell for some strange and unknown reason...

Two bored boys. What happens after… well let's just say I’m not (wholly) responsible.

Molly Price has made a fic good enough to be accepted to Fiction Alley School of Writing about Witchcraft and Wizardry! With her friends Marylin Susan (unfortunately named by her parents) and Uncle Voldie (Formerly Voldemort, the most evil villian this side of the Mississippi, whose former life Molly has a crush on) will she find her way in Fiction Alley?

Arthur Miller, top agent at Broderick Bunny's (that less famous rabbit) fictional character agency service, prides himself on sending a record number of clients to the mental asylum. But there's one person he just can't get to.

Hermione has never really liked horses, but her Muggle friend Pippa loves them and is a member of the local branch of the Pony Club. In the summer before Hermione and Pippa turn seventeen, Hermione goes to watch Pippa ride in a dressage show. But two of Hermione’s schoolmates appear (more or less obviously), and do some unscheduled “airs above the ground” ….

Blaise Zabini hadn't exactly expected to become the protector of an arrogant little twit of a second year. But lo and behold, that is what happened and now he has to make certain that she doesn't get cursed into oblivion by his peers. Fun times ahead, indeed.

Round four in the Snowballs war! We have an update on Harry's snakes, more Weasley's into the fun, and oddities galore!

Well, this is basically complete random stupidity. Neville is an eccentric billionaire who likes having murder attempts made on him. Everyone has a motive to kill him: they all want the Priceless Artifact! (dun dun dunnn) And no one uses normal weapons.

Sixth year - Ron and Hermione explore their relationship through the dictionary definition of 'silence'. ``silence: 1. n. absence of sound; abstinence from speech or noise. 2 v.t. make silent, esp. by coercion or superior argument.

A strange virus attacks Hogwarts and causes a peculiar epidemic. Severe oddness warning. Also, not nice to Harry!

Hermione has a dream. Instead of her walking down the stairs at the Yule Ball it's Ron. He has the grace of a panther and all of the ladies are swaying like daisies in the wind.

In this parody, Harry Potter decides to venture into detective business and solve cases for all Hogwart students. Colin Creevey comes along, asking him to solve a case and the fun begins. What comes next will only be decided by the amazing and humorous brain of Harry Potter!

Top notch Daily Prophet Susan Bones is Kate Kinsel and the Fellytones' biggest fan. Follow her as she attempts to figure out the secret behind the most popular wizarding band ever! Read news articles, song lyrics, quotes and appearances from all your favorite characters. Why is there a shortage of Ice Mice in the United Kingdom? Why have the Chudley Cannons started selling out all of their games? Who are Charlie and Tonks dating? Will Stubby Boardman ever settle down? Will the Weasley Twins ever give a legitimate answer? Keep reading for the answers to these questions and more!

One early morning, Hermione wakes up in her bed at Grimmauld Place. She walks down to the kitchen for a snack, and encounters two tired men. But what's wrong with Mundungus Fletcher's leg?

Post-Hogwarts Luna-cy is a humourous short story about Luna Lovegood, in which Luna defeats the next Dark Lord. This story was the first place winner of evannalynchfans.com's first ever fanfiction contest, July 2006.

Eudice Eusyram, everyone’s (least) favorite Mary Sue, returns to fight Dolores Umbridge in the worst sequel ever!

During Harry Potter’s fifth year, Dumbledore sends him on a quest: to find an ancient race of shape shifters and restore them to their rightful place in the magical world. But Voldemort doesn’t plan to make it easy for him. He unleashes a horror, as old as time itself to stop Harry even if it means giving up his right to kill The-Boy-Who-Lived. Now Harry must run for his life while his nemesis plots to take over Hogwarts Castle while it’s hero is away, and all because of an age old prophecy that could mean the salvation of the magical and Muggle worlds or their enslavement under an evil greater than ever before. It’s going to be a busy year for Harry Potter.

From Chicago, it's 'I Can't Do it Alone' starring Lord Voldemort and Wormtail! Sequins, shouting and stomping!

Pittheus Arion, a Death Eater, find himself getting a little bored after Voldemort's return so decides to play a few pranks on him.

Moaning Myrtle speaks about her life, her love, and her moans...

Indeed, Harry goes on a little night adventure… but he has made a mistake! Oh dear, what is wrong with the invisibility cloak! Silly humour.

Songs fics based off the great Beatles hits, "Birthday", "Blackbird", "Drive My Car", and "Help From My Friends".

What happened when Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione visited Lockhart that day when they really wanted to get tea? A short Fic from Lockhart's POV.

James confronts Lily Evans in a dim hallway, and Lily decides to teach him some manners.

The omnipotent J. K. Rowling has recently declared on her website that Voldemort must not be referred to as Voldy. In the same website, she mentions a mysterious Professor Bicycle. Could there be a connection? This fanfic author speculates…yes!

The morning after Boxing Day, Ginny Weasley wakes up to a rather shocking experience: her trademark Weasley Red Hair is gone! The now-brunette sets out with her roommates and Hermione to find the culprit responsible for the deed but are shocked to find she has been betrayed by someone very close to her. (My reply to the Weasley Red Hair Challenge set by Jamie_Lilith_Potter.)

There's only one person who can defeat Voldemort, and he's slightly more purple than Harry.

My name is Hermione Granger, and I'm here to clear up some misunderstandings about my life and my relationships with the people around me, including Draco "I Hate Mudbloods" Malfoy. I also want to let you all know that it isn't all that easy to be me.

What is Harry's seventh year going to be like? Some of my (satirical) speculations.

Incredibly stupid, confectionary sacrilege, and an Evil Auction. Draco wears pink and prances. Lucius is in denial. Uncle Voldie needs money. What more can you ask for in a badfic?

AU, Total fluff. The war is nearly over, and Snape finds himself somewhere unexpected.

The title is pretty self explanatory.

A fluffy little fic in which Severus Snape, decorated war hero, comes face to face with an unimaginable horror: himself.

Gromit reveals to Wallace he's an Animagus and flies him to Hogwarts.

Harry, Ron and Hermione are celebrating the end of their N.E.W.T. exams in The Three Broomsticks, along with the rest of their year. The drinks are flowing and the fun commences with drinking games, emotional singing and friendly groping galore...

Harry, in a fit of desperation and a thirst for knowledge, goes to Dumbledore's bedroom in the middle of the night to inquire him about a city's name.

It’s a snowy Christmas Eve and the Marauders have gathered together, eagerly awaiting the arrival of Sirius and his new “one true love.” But Sirius is hardly ever serious, and his one true love might not be what the others expected....

When both Pansy and Hermione claim that Draco has fathered their unborn child, he and his attorney launch an investigation into the claims, and as always, hilarity ensues, with some startling revelations along the way. D/Hr, D/P, R/Hr, P/B, H/M

The students were desperate for relief. A professor was in need of mercy. One solution provided relief to them all. It came at a price.

It\'s the first day of lessons, and a prefect is in detention. Something tells Minerva there\'s a hard road ahead.

A snowman. A detention. A very large puddle. A toque with a pom-pom on it. And what Fred and George had to do with the whole affair.

Two people argue in a closet. YOU decide who. YOU decide why. Be kind. This is a sugar-rush piece. Prizes go to the most amusing or appropriate pairing.

What do Dementors do in their free time? This one-shot ponders the existence of tea rooms in Azkaban, and ponders that vital question: who finished the milk and didn't buy a new bottle?

The very first of The Very Pointless and Hopefully Humorous Stories of Harry Potter to be made available to the general public.

Lucius Malfoy devises the most evil, dastardly plan ever to be devised by anyone! His mission: capture Cornelius Fudge and carry out said evil plan. Will he succeed? Or will Cornelius Fudge elude him?

What do you get when you mix the Marauders with a great prank idea, a spell book, rabid squirrels, and a dandelion?

Gary Splotter is a stupid child who gets invited to a wizard/witch school. There he is faced by various challenges, which (by luck) he conquers.

Following a tip that one of Voldemort's Horcruxes had been seen in Muggle-inhabited Las Vegas, the Trio head there to destroy it... or so they think....

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny lose a bet to Dean and Seamus. The price: they have to dress in each other's clothes for a day!

An odd little tale about what happens when little Colin Creevey becomes completely and utterly bored. Filled with secret rendezvous, petty bickering, experimentation, and tipsy professors.

A first-year asks Harry to deliver a note. Little Harry knew what was in store for him...

The Sorting Hat is bored. Always was, always is, always will be. A few years ago though, someone came. This is The Philosopher's Stone and The Chamber of Secrets from the Sorting Hat's point of view.

Hogwarts is feeling pretty average. No murder convicts, no scary teachers (or are there?), no Voldemort posing threats. But Voldemort is only seconds to the most feared woman on Earth!

Alan Greenspan announced that he will be stepping down from the post of Chairman of the Board of Governors of the United States Federal Reserve effective the first of next month, and his replacement will be none other than Albus Dumbledore. Dumbledore currently serves as the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Scotland. It was further announced by the Ministry of Magic, London, that Mr. Greenspan will assume Mr. Dumbledore’s former position. [Fanfic for the educated reader.]

Darn Harry has messed up Draco's life once again! He has even gotten in trouble with the Headmaster. His punishment... ART THERAPY! (Co-author: Marrietta Malfoy.)

Yay it's the animals woohoo. The animals of the HP characters get to talk out.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione have some fun with cryptograms.