CLUEless

Well, this is basically complete random stupidity. Neville is an eccentric billionaire who likes having murder attempts made on him. Everyone has a motive to kill him: they all want the Priceless Artifact! (dun dun dunnn) And no one uses normal weapons.

CLUEless, chapter the second... People are plotting murders. Some are being constructive, others are dreaming of Ron in Hermione's itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Some are sticking pins into a voodoo doll of Squidward. Draco isn't wearing a shirt. Ron is humming the theme music from Mission: Impossible and pretending to be stealthy. This and much much more in chapter two of CLUEless. So read it. Now. Well, what the hell are you waiting for, get cracking! And review, too. *Pretty please?*