Draco Rocks My Socks

Diabolical Donuts, Pernicious Pies, and Evil Banking by Draco Rocks My Socks

06/17/2004

R Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Lucius Malfoy Lord Voldemort Parody Humor Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Incredibly stupid, confectionary sacrilege, and an Evil Auction. Draco wears pink and prances. Lucius is in denial. Uncle Voldie needs money. What more can you ask for in a badfic?

Words: 5,848

Chapters: 1