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Gary Splotter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz by Ger
08/07/2007
PG-13 Riddikulus Harry Potter Ron Weasley Humor Parody The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban

Gary Splotter returns to Hogwarts for his third year. Unfortunately for Gary, the famed murderer, Layed Back, is after him this year. Faced with this fact and the Dementors roaming the school, the stupid child must survive dealing with Professor Drape (Spade!) and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Poopin. With a large new cast of characters and a far more dramatic storyline, it's GS like you've never seen it before.

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The Secret Destroyed by Ger
12/26/2004
PG The Dark Arts Ginny Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Drama Humor Multiple Eras Order of the Phoenix

Harry can't get over Sirius. Ron and Hermione try to help but Harry's resistant.

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Chapters: 2
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Gary Splotter and the Weird Castle by Ger
09/25/2004
PG Riddikulus Harry Potter Humor Multiple Eras Chamber of Secrets

Gary Splotter returns to Hogwarts and yet again messes up something with his stupidity.

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Gary Splotter and the Idiot's Rock by Ger
08/20/2004
G Riddikulus Harry Potter Humor Multiple Eras

Gary Splotter is a stupid child who gets invited to a wizard/witch school. There he is faced by various challenges, which (by luck) he conquers.

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Chapters: 1
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