Of Giggling and More Giggling

You know what a funny word is? Giggles, that's a really funny word, really really funny. Giggle giggle giggle, I could just say it all day long. It sounds so strange. Giggle. I've never heard Katie Bell giggle but maybe once or twice. Why doesn't she giggle much? Why am I thinking about her? Better yet, why am I thinking about giggling?

Once, I heard Professor McGonagall giggle. I think she was drunk, every one giggles when they're drunk though, well most people do. Why was McGonagall drunk? Maybe Katie slipped some fire whiskey in her pumpkin juice...But why would Katie do that? That's more of a Fred type thing to do...Maybe Lee, but not Katie that's for sure. Although we have gotten her in a lot of trouble by convincing her to do pranks with us...

I wonder why that girl at the Ravenclaw table is giggling. I'm only looking at her. Katie's really cute when she giggles. I wish she'd giggle more.

Why am I still going on about giggling and Katie? I think I'm losing my mind.

Everyone is looking at me funny. Oh well, Angelina's giggling but she's not as cute as Katie is when she giggles. She's not as cute as Katie is any time. Whoa hold on a second here George-y Boy, did you just think that?

Oh well, I probably just ate something funny, or maybe it's something Fred gave me. Remind me never to take anything that I can't identify from him again.

I wonder if Professor Snape ever giggled. That would be something worth paying to see. I can just imagine it now...Five Sickles each see Snape giggle! Get your tickets here while they last, five Sickles...

I'd be rich, and then I could pay Katie to giggle. Why would I pay Katie to giggle? Why not that one really pretty Ravenclaw, or that really cute Hufflepuff?

Maybe I could sell tickets to see Katie giggling...five Sickles see the extremely hot Chaser giggle!

Ok maybe not. Wait did I just think she was extremely hot? Hmm now that I think about it, well think about it again, she is pretty cute, isn't she?

Maybe I could just ask her to giggle for me. No, then she'd think something was up. You don't just ask Katie to giggle, she might sick that huge seventh year boyfriend of hers on me. I can take him. If I start giggling maybe he'd run away.

I bet she'd giggle for him.

Wait a second; am I jealous that Katie will giggle for her boyfriend and not for me? Nah...can't be. George Weasley doesn't get jealous. Does he? Nooo...

Oh god I'm jealous.

Giggle giggle giggle. That's truly a funny word. Oh hey, Katie's talking to me. She's reading me some kind of question form the Potions homework...

Lalala...

"So what would the answer be?" she's asking. "George?" Oh no I forgot to answer her.

"Giggle."

Oh dear, I said that out loud didn't I?

I think I scared her. She's looking at me funny and asking if I need to go to the nurse. Hmm, I wonder if Madam Pomfrey giggles...