Magic Meets Mystery

As the disclaimer says, I don't own Harry Potter, JKR does. (See disclaimer for details.) 'Scooby-Doo' is a registered trademark of Hanna Barbera / Warner Bros. Television. All I do own are the changed personalities of some characters, and the minor characters of Melissa and Anne, and the not-so-minor character of the General.

Chapter 1

INTRODUCTIONS, STONES AND GENDER-CHANGES

Good Evening everyone, and welcome to The Very Pointless and Hopefully Humorous Stories of Harry Potter.

And, here's your host the retired Army General ... General Store.

General Store: Good Evening. Today, we have a special lined up for you with our usual Harry Potter characters and the famous animated teen-detectives, Mystery Inc. - TOGETHER! So, let's start the introductions...

First, our guests,

Scooby Doo - The ever-hungry talking dog who loves saying his own name at the end of every Scooby-Doo episode.

Shaggy Rogers - You ask why is he called 'Shaggy'? Well, have you ever seen the way he walks? By the way, his real name is Norville. (Ew!!)

Fred Jones - The handsome and talented guy whose favorite line is 'Let's split up, Gang!'

Velma Dinkley - The not-so-good-looking, but brainy girl who is obsessed with the word 'Jinkeys!' Not that it's a real word.

Daphne Blake - The not-so-bright redhead. It is suspected that her red hair is fake because she is such a blonde.

And our usual stars,

Harry Potter - The Boy-Who-Is-Always-Being-Paired-Up-With-Mary-Sues.

Ron Weasley - One of Harry's two best friends who has just TOO MANY brothers.

Hermione Granger - Harry's other best friend who probably swallowed an encyclopedia in her early years.

Ginny Weasley - Ron's little sister who was once possessed by Lord Voldemort and made to do 'undesirable tasks'. Not what you're thinking, you perverts.

Luna Lovegood - Ginny's friend who should be known as the 'Mistress of All Things Weird'.

Draco Malfoy - Initially he was the bad guy but now, he's friendly with Harry and Co.

Lord Voldemort - A wizard who is so power-hungry that he spent a LOT of time in another man's body just to achieve his ends. This is not what it sounds like, perverts. But today, we see a nutty side of him. I'm not giving away anything

Lucius Malfoy - Draco's father and a death-eater who kisses up to Voldemort so much that now, he is in a dire need of Chap Stick.

Fred and George Weasley - They are twins and also, Ron and Ginny's brothers who are always mentioned in the same order. (Ever read them being mentioned as George and Fred?)

Now, onto today's Very Pointless and Hopefully Humorous Story of Harry Potter...

Scene 1: The Burrow. Ginny is reading the Daily Prophet. Hermione is showing Harry, Ron, Luna, Malfoy, Fred and George a T.V. She switches it on and the room is filled with the sound of Scooby Dooby Doo, Where are you?.....

Luna: Hey, I used to see this cartoon when I was at Melissa's house in the holidays. These kids and the dog are actual people are a renowned detective team in the USA.

Ron: Yeah, right! Just like the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks.

George: Prove that they are real people and I'll undergo a gender-change!

Luna: Alright. But don't blame me when you are called Georgina.

General Store: We want to keep the rating G or PG at the most so we haven't used the other word for gender, which usually implies other activities as well. Carry on, kids.

Ginny: [leaving the paper] Look, guys. There is an article about that Muggle dig going on at about half a mile from our house. They unearthed a beautiful ancient stone of some kind yesterday. According to the Muggle archeologists -

Ron: Arkiwhatsits?

Hermione: Archeologists, Ron. They are people who learn about the past by unearthing and studying objects that have survived from former times.

Ron: I knew that.

Hermione: Sure you did, Ronald.

Ginny: Well, they're saying the stone's missing. The Ministry suspects a wizard has stolen it.

Harry: Why should a wizard be interested in an ancient stone?

Ginny: Well, rumour has it that this stone displays the properties of the Sorcerer's Stone. That's enough reason for any wizard to steal it.

Luna: Especially a certain red-eyed wizard who is obsessed with ruling the world.

Ron: You mean You-Know-Who?

Hermione: No, she meant Colin Creevey. Of course she meant Voldemort. [Everyone shudders]

Fred: Okay, so Ginny, what measures are being taken now?

Ginny: [after reading some more] They are hiring some American detective agency called Mystery Inc.

Malfoy: Mystery Inc.? You mean the four teens and dog we saw on TV?

Luna: Yes! I told you they were real. Now, what were you saying about your gender-change, George?

Ron: Yeah. Enough proof for you, George? Or should I now say 'Georgina'?

Fred: Ron, stop teasing my twin sister. Aaaaaaarghh! [Gets hit by the TV remote thrown by George] No offence meant, Georgina!

Ginny: Hey, there's more, the Ministry will not allow anyone to go in and out of the village.

Ron: I hope they let Anne in, though.

Malfoy: Who's Anne?

Ginny: She's our cousin. She'll be coming here tomorrow morning.

Hermione: Say, how about going to the dig tomorrow. Maybe we'll get to see Mystery Inc.

Ron: Yeah, and since the dig is quite near the village entrance, we can make sure they let Anne in.

Fred: That's using the Ol' Noodle, Ronniekins.

Malfoy: Funny, I never knew Ronniekins possessed the Ol' Noodle.

Scene 2: The Living Room of the Burrow. Everyone is standing waiting for Luna.

Ginny: Luna, will you come down? We are ready to go.

Luna: Just a minute, Gin. I just want to make sure that there are no Humped Snittles under our beds. I don't want three months of bad luck, you know.

Hermione: [to Ginny] This girl needs a visit to St. Mungo's.

Luna: [arriving] Let's go, people......

A/N: I was provided with hours of entertainment by both of the parties in the crossover. So, here's my tribute to both - together! My thanks to everyone, especially my brother, who helped with the main plot and some jokes. I hope you all enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. You may proceed...

So, should I write more, should I wait, or should I throw the whole idea out the window for the birds to eat (and suffer from indigestion)? Tell me in your REVIEW!! (That obviously mean you HAVE to write one. Please?)