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Get inside the heads of five completely different friends while reading their journals. While trying to figure out who's who and who's 'you know what-ing' with who, you also get to see teens grow into adulthood and let me tell you, it's all fun and games! There's the witty self centered one, the confused hopeless romantic, the intelligent worry wart, the 'in denial' head case, and the fast acting ladies man. Let's see if you can handle it.

...in which he spends no time trying on leather pants...

Draco & Hermione. When Hermione goes to a Renaissance-themed town, she stumbles upon a fortune-teller who offers to help Hermione get what--or

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Hermione and Ron are dating but something will cause them to break up and loose contact. What will happen if they see each other again a few years later?

HG/DM/HP love triangle. Hermione sets out to seduce Draco and asks Harry for help. Harry reluctantly agrees and the sparks fly!

Lily Evans has the world's most enormous crush on James Potter, who obstinately refuses to notice her. She comes to the conclusion that bad girls have all the fun, and with a little help from her friends, tries to lose her 'goodie-goodie' image. Join Lily, the Marauders, a large helping of green jelly and, of course, the Bad Girls on a seventies romp through Hogwarts. I apologise for the word ‘romp’.

COMPLETE. What is it about Scarlett that sparks a phenomenon unlike any Hogwarts has ever seen? What is it about her candid newsletter that has the boys writing her avid fan mail? What is it about this woman that has the girls seething with jealousy? What is it about her that sends the teachers to the end of their last nerve? And why in the world has she fallen in love with Gregory Goyle? Is there more to her than meets the eye? Find out in "The Scarlett Letter"! Based on true events.

SEQUEL TO THE MAGIC OF A BOOK. Hermione has her book, Blaise has his Hermione, Seamus has girls to flirt with and Ginny has Lavender to gossip with. But all of them thrown together, what will the consequences be? HG/Male!Blaise PRE HBP-FANON BLAISE

SLASH! PARODY! These raunchy journal entries expose the burning, secret``thoughts and desires of Hogwarts’ sex-crazed students and staff! Warning:``contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers,``kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!

Someone gets a crush on Fred, so he decides to have a bit of fun. But in the end, the joke is on him. A feel-good comedy (the world needs more of them) with some Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny shipping. Avoids triteness by poking a bit of fun at song fics and romance fics in general.

Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter.

It all started with a few amourous glances courtesy of Draco Malfoy. And it continued with a bet initiated by Hermione Granger. Then it just got messy when Blaise Zabini got involved. Romantic quagmires, quandaries, and cliches promised.

Voldemort punishes Draco by sentencing him to 'service' the Death Eaters. Harry catches a glimpse of him when its Voldemort's turn through their connection. Experiencing what the Dark Lord is, Harry begins to unintentionally fall to the surprising and enthralling allure of his arch nemesis.

If Mary-Sue must exist, evil will make the best of it.

I recalled several small incidents from the last few months and came to an alarming conclusion. I had a teenage fan club.... How had I become so popular with the twelve-to-sixteen-year-old set? What did they see in a shabbily dressed, prematurely greying Defence Against the Dark Arts professor? And sweet Merlin, why couldn’t this have happened to me twenty years ago?

It's Lily and James' final year at Hogwarts. It's also James' final chance at winning Lily over, but Lily is still not keen. Lily begins to feel something for James, and James plays knight in shining armour - literally!

Curiosity killed the cat. But for Draco, it was a fate worse than death when he was accidentally turned into an eight-month-old baby and found himself in the care of the Weasleys. Featuring: a magical smirking baby, hilarious parenting experience and the grand Malfoy Manor

Ginny deals with dangerous creatures on a daily basis. Handling Draco Malfoy should be a piece of cake. Right?

After the Department of Mysteries fiasco, Draco Malfoy is charged with aiding the Dark Lord and found guilty. He's given a choice: Azkaban or live like a Muggle for the summer and attend a Muggle school. Obviously, he chooses the Muggles. Unfortunately, he's in for a hectic ten months...

When Draco Malfoy decides to put on a show, boy, does he have a lot to show. And when he puts on a show for Harry Potter, everyone gets to enjoy the act...

Post-Hogwarts Ron has a midnight visitor - when will Harry learn to call ahead? This, my friends, is a friend. Features Ron's observations on the Ministry, Harry's sex life and the infamous WUC. Written for the Boozefest http://boozefest.netfirms.com.

Bill Weasley is thrilled when he's offered a job that pays one-hundred galleons. Unfortunately, he starts to have doubts about it when he gets shot at by wizards with guns. Dodging bullets and sarcasm from his new co-worker, Bill finds himself travelling to Venezuela and searching for an item that could end free will. An Indiana Jones meets Lara Croft meets Harry Potter sort of fic, except there's no Jones, Croft or Potter.

Sequel to "For Better or For Worse". It's been almost a year since Ron & Hermione's wedding. Neville & Ginny are about to walk down the aisle while Ron & Hermione are celebrating their first anniversary. Cho Chang is still carrying a torch for Harry Potter. Not to mention the fact that Luna & Hermione are expecting at the same time (one is planned, the other not-so-much). Come along for the sometimes bumpy ride on this long, strange trip into marriage, parenthood and friendship with plenty of humor, romance (and a little betrayal) mixed in for good measure.

James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.

Future ficlet. Draco reflects on fifteen years of marriage to the love of his life, Ginny. Major spoilers for "And Baby Makes Three."

Fred and George are faced with two great pranksters from the past. The great pranksters challenge them, and the prank wars begin. Who wins? Fred and George, or these great pranksters? Find out by reading.

Harry gets into Evan Rosier's Pensieve and learns things about Snape and his friends that will forever change the way he looks at the Ministry and the "good side."

Every Friday night there's a party somewhere. This is the story ``of Harry Potter's party and the events that come after it. If you ever wondered ``what the gang is like when they're drunk, this fic will answer all of your questions.

Three years post-HBP. Hermione and the Order want to break Harry out of Azkaban. The bespectacled twit got himself thrown in there when he failed to kill Lucius Malfoy subtly enough. Starts off H/G and R/Hr but Ron and Ginny are killed off in the first chapter. Hermione burns Harry in effigy, kills Draco, negotiates with a traitorous and unredeemable Snape, brews potions with Fleur, gets drunk with the Weasley twins and Lee Jordan, organizes an illegal jailbreak, writes columns for the Quibbler, and helps Harry come to terms with his Animagus form. This fic comes with a warning (aimed at diabetic readers) for an excessively sappy ending.

Severus Snape is forced to let his least favourite ex-student to help him with his post-Cruciatus effects. Contains sarcasm, fury and humor.

In which Mr. Prongs takes Muggle Studies, Mr. Padfoot has a crush on Professor McGonagall, Miss Evans demonstrates where her son inherited his CAPS LOCK tendencies, Mr. Wormtail discovers that his Animagus form is useful for petty theft, and Mr. Moony explains why none of this can possibly be construed as his fault.

It's a swashbuckling lunatic romp that begins with Draco and Ginny locked in Snape's supply closet as the Potions Master unwillingly mixes an Anti-Lust elixir, to be mixed into the punch at the Valentine's Day Ball. But you know what they say about the best-laid plans of mice and men...

Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dowdy, dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and formulate a plan. Snape cooks! Goyle cowers! Fun is had. D/G and R/H, written before OotP

Ron Weasley is a secret Agent for a special branch of the Ministry. Hermione Granger is the girl who left him ten years ago. Now his mission involves her, and the man she\'s pretending she\'s in love with—Draco Malfoy. Along with Harry and Ginny, they all end up in the happiest place on earth: Monte Carlo.

Snape's life is turned upside down when he discovers he's the father of a bright, young Australian! As time passes, he sees the major impact she has on the many lives around her, including his.

Albus leaves Hogwarts due to a important meeting and Snape seizes his chance to take over the school. NT/SS.

Sometimes the most unlikely people are really the most likely to get together. George and Hermione find humor and romance...eventually. First they must deal the gossips that are Lavender and Parvarti, Lee Jordan being his usual self, strange letters from mystery admirers, and Ron's crush.

If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for seven years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze, right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.

Draco and Ginny discover that the truth is a funny creature, especially when you can’t lie successfully.

Draco Malfoy discovers the wonders of glam rock and David Bowie. In the midst, romance blossoms. Slash.

When Tom Riddle, the adopted son of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, ``has had his *manliness* questioned by Ron Weasley, the Slytherin heir decides ``to prove his worth by casting one of the most powerful spells ever. Only *after* casting the spell did he realise that he doesn't know what it does. Of course it *has* to be a binding charm and of course it *has* to bind him to Harry Potter. AU slash Tom/Harry and Sirius/Remus

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Harry Potter "was not a normal boy. Not that he was abnormal or anything, like some kind of loony, if you get my point." This begins a rollicking journey of intrigue, romance, suspense, and gratuitous violence. Actually, this is a parody of Harry and his pals that I hope somebody enjoys. In this story, you'll find: Clueless:Harry, Bumpkin:Ron, Annoyed:Hermione, and more. There's a shakeup at Hogwarts in Year 6, with Lupin back on board teaching a brand new class, a new DADA professor named "Canis White," and even a new History of Magic professor! On top of that, there's a competition between the Houses to see who can replace Fred and George as Hogwarts resident pranksters. And as usual, Voldemort's got a plan to get rid of Harry!

The Gryffindor dorm is abuzz with laughter and gossip after curfew as the boys cover for their friends' hot date. The talk turns to sex, and Harry gives away a little too much information. ``"Oh. I've been around," Harry said evasively. Everyone turned towards him. If he was going out with anyone it was news to them. But it would be just like Harry to keep it a secret.

Dyeing his hair is what saved his life. To be sure it was a heinous undertaking done without the aide of magic. He’d been without his wand for so long it was entirely possible he couldn’t have managed to do it with magic, anyway. Impossible to fathom, though, that Muggle women did this to themselves intentionally, and without benefit of pain medication.

Rated R. SLASH. Everyone has secrets. However, not everyone's secrets can ruin a reputation built by centuries. Draco Malfoy, driven to the brink by anger, accidentally lets his secret slip out...to Harry Potter. Pandemonium, a Wizard's Pact, and amnesia ensue. Harry/Draco.

Sex education at Hogwarts: After Malfoy has a near fatal encounter with Dark magic, Professor McGonagall decides it has to be taught earlier ... by Professor Snape. Note that this story is rated R -- nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.

Fred and George get a hold of a dictation spell and it is madness. The try to interview Harry and Co. to gain information on a girl they fancy, but instead begin an on going battle to get Ron to admit his feelings for Hermione, while she rants about the Potter merchandise, and so Fred and George decide to write slash fics instead.

Severus is stalking the Marauders. For strategic Slytherin reasons, naturally, and not because he is in the least interested in Remus. So, of course, he is not even remotely jealous when he starts to suspect that there's something going on between Remus and Sirius. And he doesn't obsess about it at all.

Tired of all the Makeover!Hermione stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.

It is Oliver Wood's final year at Hogwarts. Find out what he and his friends get up to outside of Quidditch.

AU fic. Lupin and Snape get into a fight at lunch. Eventually hauled off to Azkaban, they escape (with Sirius Black in tow) and set off to clear their names. Includes a teacher named Nads, Voldie playing Quidditch, snazzy Armani suits, Merlin's sense of humor, stinkbomb potions, but only a tiny bit of snogging. We're so sorry.

It’s Uric “the Oddball” Beaufolle’s final year at Hogwarts. Badgers, goblin raids, young love, demon summoning, evil vampires, new classes, and of course, Uric himself.

The war is over – Draco is grown, lives the good life and litters the landscape with his cast off girlfriends. But the memory of one true love beckons and he tries to reclaim the witch he could not shake, forget, or quit rowing with - Hermione. But this is no cauldron cakewalk for Draco; there is a little matter, two of them actually, for him to deal with before the happily-ever-aftering can begin. Worse, Hermione expects him to toe the line. Can Draco win his heart’s desire while keeping his oh-so-essential Slytherin dignity? Is any witch worth that kind of aggravation? This is the sequel to Draco’s Delicate Condition.

Having procured an extensive list of ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master, one industrious student starts a quest to cover them all in her 4th year at Hogwarts. A humorous journey following the escapades of one Merriweather Hapshat. Will she be able to survive Severus Snape's wrath?

Some brave soul has raided Voldemort's filing cabinet, and Lucius Malfoy's application to join the Death Eaters has been discovered. A fic for anyone considering a career as a minion of the Dark Lord.

It's the summer after Seventh Year. Five friends. One summer house. A weekend getaway without parents or rules. Leave your significant others at the door and watch as the wackiness ensues...

Harry will go through a lot during his fifth year at Hogwarts. ``Between constantly falling out of bed, plagues of nightmares, getting a little ``over exuberant with Butterbeer, dodging Weasley chaos, and finding out more about ``his past then he ever wanted to know; Harry’s in for the adventure of his life.

A gentle parody with a bit of everything in it. Humor, romance, Slytherin schemes, and mystery! Set during the Christmas holidays in Hermione's fifth year. Lupin visits McGonagall, Snape has a strange dream, Draco falls for Hermione, and Trelawney has a vision.

In 7th year Lily learns that Remus fancies Sirius. The only way she can get them together is with the help of one she hates: James Potter. Includes perspective of Remus, James, Sirius, and Lily. WARNING- readers may die of laughter.

Sick of fluffy Draco? Wish some characters could be wiped off the face of the earth? You got it! A spell gone wrong results in everyone in the world disappearing, except for a small group of Hogwarts students. Seen from nasty Draco’s POV, the group indulges in the joys of total emancipation and free stuff!

Title says it all. Harry and Draco start meeting up at midnight... Warnings: contains sexual content with slash and femmeslash

Every mother of small children should have these charms at her disposal. What were the Weasley children like when they were small? Here are the things none of the children would like us to know.

The summer after OoTP, Lucius Malfoy is killed. At Dumbledore's urging, Draco is sent to live at the Order headquarters. There, he learns to live with Harry Potter and the rest of the Fantastic Four, until a Death Eater plot turns his new world upside down. When push comes to shove, will Draco defend his new comrades? Or will he embrace his old life, grabbing at his own share of power?

Let's venture into fairy land, shall we? In this story, the great Hogwarts is a kingdom, and its King and Queen, James and Lily, are worried that their son, Prince Harry, won’t be eligible to inherit the throne. Meet a likely Cinderella and an unorthodox Fairy Godmother.``HP/GW, RW/HG, JP/LP, DM/?``Mostly AU.

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

The sequel to the Seduction of Severus Snape. Severus finds his summer interrupted by a certain irritating Ravenclaw. Meanwhile, Nathanyel embarks on a search for true love. Or... Just some good sex. Long lost relatives, assassins, bank robberies, orgies... Gosh, how exhausting.

Remus, Sirius, and Peter are head-over-heels in love with Lily Evans...or are they?

A mysterious substance is added to the Hogwarts pumpkin juice, making all the students and teachers who drank it switch bodies! Includes double entendres, crazy confusions, and revelations galore!

Sequel to "Before They Were Marauders", this fic takes place in ``the Marauders' fifth year, shortly after they master the art of Animagi. Discovery and humor follows as well some... romance? I guess it's kind of a L/J love/hate kind of fic but nothing more than pure, undiluted FLUFF!

Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter have been sucked through a wormhole into another dimension of time and space, a land of unimaginable bizarreness... Southern California. So naturally, Ginny, Draco, Harry, Ron, and Hermione have to go on a 2,500 mile road trip in a Honda Civic in order to find them. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Will Draco get a makeover that involves leather pants? Why are male wizards in Santa Monica wearing push-up bras? And what's with the drugged-out hippie elves? Read this fic and find out... ;)

Hogwarts is holding a Charity Slave Auction. Draco buys Harry. What ensues is a chain of events in which Harry is never quite sure what's going on, Draco wears a dress, Hermione gets angry and Ron gets forgotten. Draco/Harry slash ensues.

Ginny Weasley has it all. A successful career woman and the love interest of Harry Potter, she's the envy of her generation. Life can’t get any better. Until something happens that brings everything crashing down around her and she’s forced to look at life from a different angle.

Break out the Firewhisky, Ron and Hermione are getting married! Laughter, chaos, and tears ensue on this very special day.

Ginny is starting her sixth year and is branching out from the trio. She's becoming her own person and finding new, and definitely more interesting, friends by joining the new Intramural Quidditch League that starts at Hogwarts.

Harry is upset about the upcoming Hogwarts Family Day carnival. He finds a sympathetic ear in Luna Lovegood.

Delve into my mind, the mind of a Harry Potter-obsessed young woman, and read the conversations which I have had with Harry Potter characters. Find out why the chicken had to go to the bathroom and all those weird things that Jo forgot to mention.

Ginny dumps Harry after he finishes the Auror Academy. Apparently, he's a horrible a kisser and she wants someone that doesn't need training. So why does Hermione seem delighted at this news?

Ron, Lavender and Ginny, as well as countless other students (sans Justin Finch-Fletchley who is rather obsessed with Hermione)are sick of the constant flirting between Harry and Hermione. Thing is, they don't seem to realise that they're flirting. Ron's mission: Get them together or die trying. After all, they defeated Voldemort - getting his friends together should be easy, shouldn't it?

They say the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher position is cursed. This series explores just how low into the barrel Dumbledore will scrape to find new teachers.

A mysterious person takes James Potter and Sirius Black from the past and whisks them into the future. They agree to help this person prank Fred and George Weasley. The catch is that none of the students (including the Trio) know that James and Sirius are in the school! Hilarity ensues when people start seeing the "criminal" Sirius Black and Harry Potter in more than one place!

To protect them from Voldemort, Dumbledore sends the sixth-year Gryffindors and Slytherins to America and… Oh, heck, it’s the Marx Brothers meets Monty Python, a Hitchhiker’s Guide to Harry Potter, where no one is safe from lampooning, not the characters, not the authors [JKR and Aerie22], not fanfiction and fanfic authors, not fans and fandom, not even Draco [“You wouldn’t.” Draco said with a sneer. A/N: “Heh, heh, heh,” said the author with a PC and a ‘net connection], and no, dear reader, not even you. So if you’ve been waiting for the War And Peace of silliness, here it is.

They always say there are two sides to every story. And then they always say that history is written by the victors. Well, we all know Harry Potter's side of the story, but what about another side? A side that shows a story very different from what you knew. The side of Draco Malfoy.

In the spring of 1976, the deceiving Charisma Gillman arrives at Hogwarts and tests the friendship of two of her fellow unsuspecting sixth years. The possessive witch has James Potter wrapped around her finger, and Lily Evans ready to pounce at her any minute. When she transfers out of the school once more, will Lily and James ever go back to the way they were? Features an insecure werewolf in love, a noncommital couple that finally clashes, and a pure-blood diviner running from her heritage... read the story for more!

Severus Snape's survival skills are put to the ultimate test when Longbottom's class have to make corosion potions...

From the Scribbles list '50 Ways in Which Cornelius Fudge Meets an Untimely Demise' comes a series of vignettes based on a few points from the list. Be warned, things may get a bit silly...

Harry and Hermione are engaged. But while shopping in Diagon Alley, Hermione literally runs into Draco Malfoy. The encounter changes everything in her life. Draco loves her. Hermione begins to like Draco, but loves Harry. She has to choose between Harry and Draco.

Birthdays are always a big event in the Weasley family.

Love's thrown Hermione for a loop and it's up to Ginny, Ron and Harry to shake some sense into her.

It's the end of the year holidays just after the sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry has been removed from the Dursleys care in his fifth year and is now staying at Hogwarts. He wakes up one morning to find himself changed tremendously... into a girl! How will he cope with the transformation and what is the cause of this sudden gender change?

One time at camp, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin got together. What follows is a funny, angsty, and freaky relationship.

"But LOOK, I am clearly anti-Establishment," Percy said, his new mesh shirt pulled halfway up his chest to show a pretty silver ring in his navel. "The Man hates piercings, I read about this in a magazine."``Percy is a bit changed after the Ministry's announcement.

Eager for a trickster challenge, Fred and George try to set up Ron and Hermione. They have their work cut out for them, though, in this fun romantic comedy.

In their sixth year, the Gryffindor boys make a bet to see who can go out with the most girls before graduation, causing everything to change.

Harry's fifth year, Order of the Phoenix style. Dementors, D/G pairings, The weirdest new teacher and the Marauders playing with time! Not to mention a surprise for the new Quidditch team captain!

Remus Lupin wrote an essay about Quidditch and sex in his seventh year. Are you brave enough to read it? You'll never see the Snitch the same way again...

Ever wondered what really happened to all the characters of Harry Potter? (Set after the supposingly amazing seventh book.)

Harry, Ron, Hermione & Ginny watch the Star Wars trilogy. Conversations ensue.