Tegan

It all started with a few amourous glances courtesy of Draco Malfoy. And it continued with a bet initiated by Hermione Granger. Then it just got messy when Blaise Zabini got involved. Romantic quagmires, quandaries, and cliches promised.

Crop-circles, henges, Buckingham Palace encased (only by a third) ``in a briar patch, and the whole of London painted red. The Apocalypse? No, no, ``something more sinister. Such as the dread Hogwarts Seventh Year Pranks.

I've had, you've probably had it. It's inevitable. Even for our beloved characters.