Ginny and Draco Do America, or, Dude, Where's My Eye?

Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter have been sucked through a wormhole into another dimension of time and space, a land of unimaginable bizarreness... Southern California. So naturally, Ginny, Draco, Harry, Ron, and Hermione have to go on a 2,500 mile road trip in a Honda Civic in order to find them. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Will Draco get a makeover that involves leather pants? Why are male wizards in Santa Monica wearing push-up bras? And what's with the drugged-out hippie elves? Read this fic and find out... ;)

Draco, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione go on a 2,500 mile road trip in a Honda Civic from Santa Cruz to Key West to rescue Harry and Mad-Eye Moody from a horrible fate involving leather thongs and banana pancakes. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Vampires, cowboys, trailer trash, and gefilte fish are only the beginning...

On their desperate quest from coast to coast in a Honda Civic to rescue Harry and Mad-Eye Moody from a horrible fate involving leather thongs and banana pancakes, Draco and Ginny both find time to get makeovers in West L.A. from wizards Chique and Clique. Who would've thought?

In Chapter 4: Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco FINALLY leave L.A. in their desperate coast-to-coast quest to find Harry, who's mysteriously disappeared through a portable black hole to California. Of course, first, they were all nabbed for makeovers at Sister Innocenza's House of Style on Santa Monica Boulevard. The forces of evil hold their collective breath after Ginny discovers Victoria's Secret....

This has to be the only HP fanfic that mentions Wal-Mart, quotes Mark Chestnutt, contains a scene taking place in Maw’s Kowboy Kitchen, and takes Draco, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione on a desperate ride through Death Valley. And that's a good thing, wouldn’t you say?