Alice in Muggleland

I put it to you - if Draco and Hermione were destined one day to become lovers, their attraction to each other must have had a start somewhere, and this story tells that tale. You will learn how when they were only stubborn ikle first years, Draco and Hermione formed the beginnings of an understanding. Now mind – there is no hand holding or even any words spoken between the two in this tale but you will observe how Hermione’s curiosity crosses paths with Draco’s closely guarded “talent” and how both of them are somehow linked through a small fuzzy, foul-mouthed magical animal. Yes, I know – I didn’t see that coming either.

Ginny Weasley’s Diary - intrigue, mystery, danger? Heck NO! More like missed curfews, catty comments and disastrous parties. This ‘just for fun’ writing exercise is plotless, lighthearted and amusing. Join Ginny ‘Ginger Spice’ Weasley as she gives in to teen revelry, the occasional whinge fest, a jot of angst and a rubber chicken’s worth of silliness. Her 3rd year Hogwarts diary has no end; each chapter is a stand-alone. So need a quick laugh? Come check up Ginny’s latest entry. Features Ginny’s best mates, Blaise ‘Imaguy’ Zabini, Terry Boot and Neville Longbottom. Occasional drop-in visitors include Harry, Ron, Fred (boo!) and George (huzzah!), Hermione and everyone’s favorite rotten bloke, Malfoy.

The war is over – Draco is grown, lives the good life and litters the landscape with his cast off girlfriends. But the memory of one true love beckons and he tries to reclaim the witch he could not shake, forget, or quit rowing with - Hermione. But this is no cauldron cakewalk for Draco; there is a little matter, two of them actually, for him to deal with before the happily-ever-aftering can begin. Worse, Hermione expects him to toe the line. Can Draco win his heart’s desire while keeping his oh-so-essential Slytherin dignity? Is any witch worth that kind of aggravation? This is the sequel to Draco’s Delicate Condition.

Sometimes falling in love requires finding common interests. One winter day Harry takes a wintry walk in the wood to clear his thoughts and discovers that he and Draco may share some common ground apart from the Quidditch pitch. This is a fic that takes place in Harry’s seventh year at Hogwarts. This fic is slashy at heart, but like a well trained postal owl, it is tame by nature.

Let's face it - Draco's life is tough. The pressure and expectations from the parental units, a Dark Lord breathing down his back, keeping his grades up when there are babes to check out, and all those inferior enemies to insult and aggravate. What's a budding, young sex god to do? Join a still immature Draco starting his fifth year at Hogwarts. HP and the gang are present mostly as they relate to Draco. Oooo! So break out the Butterbeer, sit back, relax and explore why Draco's Condition is so 'Delicate'. This story is more fun than a barrel of fermented grindylows - but then, what isn't?

Come on. Someone had to write this, and I've thrown myself to the task so we can all enjoy a little overly predictable Christmas Cheer featuring Draco 'tightwad' Malfoy. I just love the Dickens out of 'A Christmas Carol', so I have endeavored to bring to the light of day this ghostly little Hogwarts story guaranteed to make dear Charles Dickens to roll over in his grave and someone whose name rhymes with 'J.K. Bowling' get back to work on her novel so we'll stop writing this fan fic stuff and make her richer. So pour yourself a little Ogden's Old Firewhiskey in your eggnog, sit by the fireplace, or an exceedingly large candle, with your favorite house-elf or loved one and enjoy 'A Hogwarts Christmas Carol'.

This is a complete short story set during the Philosopher's Stone year. The story covers several Hogwarts characters and how they are each touched by an unknown student who has a beautiful voice and whose songs means something different to everyone. This story is just short of too cute, and in just a little less sweet than a trip to Honeydukes at Christmas time. But I believe the ending makes the ride worthwhile. So read. Enjoy. Then go hug a warm puppy. Don’t let the puppy pee on you. I mean, don’t you hate when that happens?